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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Birthday/Kaleeza (S01E01)

"Hazel Jaan,"
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"I am touched that you want to do something special for me."
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"And I am looking forward to taking part in your big day."
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"Why can't that be enough?"
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"You know what?"
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"I have some extra friends. You could borrow a few."
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"[high-pitched]: You want to talk about it?"
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"Hey, uh, could we go talk somewhere?"
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"I'm working."
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"If you need to say something, say it in front of Donna."
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"I'm gonna hear about it when you leave anyway."
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"[sighs]Fine."
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"It's okay with me if Freddy comes to the party."
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"I'm sorry. What?"
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"He said Freddy can come to the party."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Yeah. I mean, he's not going anywhere."
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"Right?"
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"He's not."
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"So what I'm hearing is, nobody knows the future."
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"Thanks for stopping by."
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"Sure."
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"Hey, wait. One more thing."
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"I would like him to not call me "amigo.""
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"I will tell him.Yeah."
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"And no military jargon, no fist bumping,"
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"definitely no exploding it."
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"Okay, what else?"
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"He can ease up on that whole happy-go-lucky guy routine."
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"That's who he is, Riley."
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"He is a happy-go-lucky guy."
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"Really?"
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"Okay, well, tell him to... dial it down."
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"Goodbye, Riley."
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"Divorce is tough."
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"[scoffs] Yeah."
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"But so worth it."
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"Wow."
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"What do you think?"
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"Not all the letters are colored in,"
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"but it looks very nice."
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"No, it's an "A" and an "L"."
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"Two signs for the price of one."
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"Well, that's frugal. I like that."
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"[doorbell rings]"
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"BOTH: Happy birthday!"
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"Mrs. Foster, Shawn!"
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"Welcome to the party. Come on in."
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"Oh, uh, hey, don't tag me in any pictures."
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"My boss thinks I'm at the orthodontist."
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"I got you a present."
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"It's socks."
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"Thank you, Mrs. Foster."
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"Okay, where's the punch for people who aren't driving?"
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"Kitchen.Come on, Skippy."
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"Did you invite them?"
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"If you're happy, I invited them to your party."
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"If you're mad, I invited them to my party."
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"Very clever."
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"Have you ever thought about becoming a lawyer?"
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"No.Think about it."
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"ALL: Wow!"
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"[applause]"
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"For my next trick, I will need a volunteer."
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"Ooh, ooh, ooh!"
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"I see a young man from Afghanistan!"
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"That's me!"
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"What's your name, fella?"
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"Awalmir, but my friends call me "Al.""
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"All right, Al, I'm gonna draw you something,"
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"and you have to guess what it is."
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"Does that sound like fun?"
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"It could be fun.Great."
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"Okay, what does this look like?"
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"A circle.Excellent!"
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"But what kind of circle?"
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"One drawn on a large piece of paper."
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"Let me give you a little hint."
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"Now do you know?"
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"A circle with three smaller circles."
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"Hazel, why don't you tell him what it is?"
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"It's a bowling ball!"
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"I think she's right!"
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"[gasping]"
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"How the hell did that just happen?"
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"You are a national treasure."
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"[laughs]"
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"The bowling ball is yours to keep. Happy birthday, amigo."
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"Let me see it.Hmm?"
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"FREDDY: For my next trick,"
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"I will need a beautiful princess."
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"There's one."
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"Freddy, we talked about this."
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"For my next trick, I will need a badass birthday girl."
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"[laughs]"
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"You doing okay?"
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"It's taking every ounce of self-control I have"
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"not to stuff him in that hat."
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"GUESTS: Wow.[applause]"
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"Everybody gather 'round."
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"I would like to read a poem"
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"I wrote for my Uncle Al.Oh. Wait."
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"Oh."
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"Okay."
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""A man without a birthday is like a man with no name."
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""No friends to come over and play,"
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""every day of the year just the same."
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""Never a party, a toy, not even a cake."
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"Just a very sad boy who might be 28.""
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"[laughter]"
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""But you no longer have to mourn"
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""Because today you have come to be."
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""It's your birthday, you've been born!"
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"And your name is Awalmir Karimi.""
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"[applause]Thank you, Hazel."
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"Happy birthday, Uncle Al."
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"♪ Happy birthday to you"
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"♪ Happy birthday to you ♪"
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"♪ Happy birthday Dear"
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"♪ Hazel and Al"
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