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Clips from Weeds - Protection (S03E03)

"Previously on Weeds."
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"- I've been shot. - Are we sure this is the way to the hospital?"
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"We ain't going to no hospital. We got our own guy, Dr. Tupelo."
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"Dumb-name will know my wrath. The wrath of Doug."
Weeds
"What kind of man tears a cross off the roof of a church?"
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"An impressive one, I'm guessing. That's a big fucking cross."
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"I need to rent your empty house. We need a grow house."
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"- How did that cross get in there? - Doug snuck it in on Sanjay's shift."
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"I'm opening up another supply line."
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"There's this biker chick that Andy wants to fuck"
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"and a guy named Chess."
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"Let me show you what I got for you. You're gonna be a loyal customer."
Weeds
"This weed sucks."
Weeds
"This is inferior product."
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"Our business arrangement's not gonna work out."
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"- And why is that? - My customers don't seem to like your product."
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"You weigh the pros and the cons, and I'll be in touch."
Weeds
"Three motorcyclists pulled me out of the car."
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"They said they're coming after you. They're coming after all of us."
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"How many motorcycles in Pittsburgh? I need to look it up."
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"- Who are you talking to? - Dad."
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"We've got to hit them back."
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"No way we can let them get away with this shit."
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"OK. Calm down. Let's get you looked at first."
Weeds
"How's that arm doing?"
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"- Hurts like shit. - No, try not to move it so much."
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"- OK. Either of you armed? - Broken-armed."
Weeds
"I'm going to need a $500 cash deposit."
Weeds
"We only accept American currency, and we no longer barter."
Weeds
"- Good old American green. - Mm-hm."
Weeds
"OK. Dr. Tupelo will see you now."
Weeds
"- He's gonna be fine, right? - How much can you move the arm?"
Weeds
"Not broken."
Weeds
"And the head wound, it looks a lot worse than it is."
Weeds
"Don't you want to x-ray him or something?"
Weeds
"If you'd like a second opinion, I could call my buddy at Cedars."
Weeds
"He'll order up an MRI, it'll run you at least 10 grand,"
Weeds
"and he'll tell you the same thing."
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"The system's broke, I'm working outside of it."
Weeds
"I hear you. How can we call ourselves a first-world country?"
Weeds
"I mean, we can't even provide basic healthcare for our criminals."
Weeds
"Argh!"
Weeds
"- How deep is that cut? - Six or seven stitches."
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"And I'm out of Demerol. Now, I'm gonna give you a topical."
Weeds
"A topical? Are you kidding me?"
Weeds
"Your boy looks like a tough young man. He can handle it."
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"I'm fine. Just do it."
Weeds
"I remember you."
Weeds
"You came in with U-Turn and Marvin."
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"I might have."
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"Yeah, it took me forever to find that tiny little bullet"
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"in the middle of that big fat ass."
Weeds
"Charged him double."
Weeds
"Yeah, well, I'm hoping for a discount, since we're foregoing the painkillers."
Weeds
"Still got to charge you for parts and labour, honey."
Weeds
"Any chance you're a shrink, too?"
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"- Is Judah here right now? - Yeah."
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"- Where is he? - Behind you."
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"- I don't know why I did that. - Because he's behind you."
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"- I don't see him. - He sees you."
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"Did you catch The Sixth Sense on cable? "Do you see dead people?""
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"- Am I dead? Jesus. - No, you're alive."
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"- OK. - What?"
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"I didn't say anything."
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"- You tell him. - Tell who?"
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"Dad wants to say something to you."
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"What?"
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"Why don't you answer him?"
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"- Answer who? - Dad."
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"Shane, if you're putting us on,"
Weeds
"I give you all the credit in the world for fully committing to this."
Weeds
"Kudos. All right. Bravo."
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"- Answer Dad. - Fine, what's he saying?"
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"He wants to know why you let Mom down. Why you didn't take better care of all of us."
Weeds
"That's bullshit."
Weeds
"There must be like a million ways we can get those biker assholes."
Weeds
"I have no muscle. I have no army. I'm in heels, for Christ's sake."
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"What the hell does that mean?"
Weeds
"OK, Shane's not pretending."
Weeds
"He actually thinks he's talking to Judah. It's very Stephen King."
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"- Where is he now? - He's upstairs with Judah."
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"After hearing what Judah's been saying to him,"
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"I'm starting to think he might actually be communicating with the other side."
Weeds
"Weird things happen when these Santa Ana winds start blowing."
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"No. Andy, help me out here."
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"- What the hell am I gonna do? - Take him to a shrink."
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"Should have done it years ago. He's fucking nuts."
Weeds
"Go put ice on your bruises like Dr. Tupelo told you to."
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"Taking him to a shrink isn't a bad idea."
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"Oh, no? What if he starts talking about what his mommy does for a living?"
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"So, we just tell him to lie."
Weeds
"Wait, I guess that defeats the purpose."
Weeds
"Why does everything have to blow up simultaneously? It's not fair."
Weeds
"- Things could be worse, you could be pregnant. - Bite your motherfucking tongue."
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"Relax. How could you be pregnant? It's not like you're getting any."
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"- Or are you? - Shut up."
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"- Are you? Are you? - Shut up. Quit it."
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"Are you?"
Weeds
"Thank you."
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"Hi, there."
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"I'd like to make a deposit."
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"- $15,000? - It's been a good month."
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"- Fill these out. Bring them back. - What are they for?"
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"Well, one's for the IRS,"
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"which demands we report any deposit over $10,000 in cash."
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"The other's for the bank, we keep internal records of any deposit in cash over $5,000."
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"I'm not sure..."
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"I counted right."
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"Thank you."
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"My slip."
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"Hello? Sullivan Groff speaking."
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"If you want to see your cross again, you better listen and do the right thing."
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"- Who is this? - It doesn't matter."
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"What matters is you make right on all the promises you made to certain people."
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"Wilson, you piece of shit."
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"Shit. Fucking Radio Barn!"
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"Shit. Shit."
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"Ah."
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"Of course."
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"We done planting, and rent ain't due for another couple of weeks,"
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