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Clips from Weeds - Excellent Treasures (S04E04)

"Laundry."
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"You got your tooth fixed."
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"Wanna do it?"
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"Fucking you ruined my life."
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"- The sex was good, though, wasn't it? - Not bad."
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"- My best. - Really?"
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"- Legendary. - That's sad."
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"- I'm lonely. - Me too."
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"I think I'm getting used to it."
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"I burned through my happiness."
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"The American dream. Don't think that comes around twice for many people."
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"Be nice if it came around once."
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"Isabelle's a great kid."
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"- Don't have to be her mother. - Neither do you."
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"You just hang out with her."
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"Wish I'd have tried that with my son."
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"Gays are huge chick magnets."
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"He could have introduced me to some hot thing."
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"Your young-hot-thing days are long over."
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"Yeah. Probably. Unless I get rich."
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"Well, you could embezzle from Ren Mar."
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"I like it down here."
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"The ocean's therapeutic."
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"- So you wanna -- ? - No. Absolutely not."
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"We'll see how strong your resolve is after more couch squatting."
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"I'm picking up my FEMA vouchers tomorrow."
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"Getting myself a cordial suite."
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"Should last a few weeks, and then a few more to evict me --"
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"God, Doug. I said no."
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"I heard you."
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"Warm."
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"Yeah, have a good night."
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"Hey, hey, hey. Leave the wine and the mag."
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"Shane, how much do we want for the coffee table?"
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"- One-twenty-five. - Eighty."
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"One-twenty-five."
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"- One-twenty. - One-thirty. Keep it up."
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"Oh, my God. Andy, look."
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"Check it out."
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"- It's yoga-ass. - Here? Where? You sure it's her?"
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"There. On the stairs. She's looking at the grapes."
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"It's her."
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"I could never forget an ass like that."
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"- Oh, she's mine. - She's so mine."
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"- No. I saw her first. - On the beach, I saw her in the house."
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"All right, all right. So we both go for it. And then best man wins."
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"I'm so gonna win."
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"- So not. - Watch it."
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"Oh, fuck."
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"- That is not cool. - So not cool."
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"- He looks good, though. - Yeah."
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"- Look at him work. - Yeah."
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"He must be stopped."
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"- What was that? - Oh, gosh."
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"I am so sorry about that."
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"I'm such a clumsy clown."
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"Doug. Doug Wilson."
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"Hi."
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"Hi."
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"- Hi. - Andy Botwin. We live here."
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"Nice platter. That's such a nice platter."
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"I can get you a discount on that."
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"Well, thanks."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Look at this. Everyone wants a piece."
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"I gotta show you something downstairs."
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"They have a metal detector."
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"Who are you talking to?"
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"My mom."
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"This is Lisa."
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"Also known as Rad's mom."
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"Rad's mom."
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"You own the cheese shop."
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"Cheese Gotta Have It. Yeah, that's me."
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"That is so clever."
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"- Oh, thanks. - I love your cheese."
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"- Come on. Come on. - It was nice meeting you."
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"Yeah. You too, Silas."
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"Excuse me."
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"Your kid is scary."
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"My kid is awesome. You're just cheap."
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"Enjoy your table."
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"Hey."
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"Put me down. Put me down."
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"Help!"
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"Okay, I got it."
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"What's the grand total?"
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"We sold $8327 worth of Lenny's stuff and fuck him, we're keeping it."
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"Where'd Nancy go? She ditch us?"
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"She probably went out to buy a "bed skirt.""
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"Or she's out selling drugs."
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"- Hey, can I hold the money? - No."
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"I'm gonna go hide this."
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"- We'll find it. - Yeah, we will."
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"Check out sexy."
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"She swam in her clothes."
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"She's a wild hippie."
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"Think she shaves her pits?"
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"That must be the boyfriend."
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"This is weird."
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"Is this really happening?"
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"This is like a movie. I wish we had Milk Duds."
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"They're illegals."
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"Help me."
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"You are so beautiful. You are like a mermaid."
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"A Mexican mermaid."
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"- A mermex. - I thought you don't like Mexicans."
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"- Just the fat ones. I'm Doug. - I'm --"
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"Hey. What's going on here?"
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"This is my girlfriend. She was swimming with her clothes."
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"- I'm doing my job. - Your job is bullshit."
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"- She just wants to be here. - Yeah. She wants to clean our toilets."
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"I keep your flippy-flop."
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"- You find me. - I'll find you. I will."
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"Oh, wait."
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"- Let's go. - Wait, wait. I don't know your name."
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"- Maria. - Maria Mermex."
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"You hear that? She called me Flippy-Flop. How cute is that?"
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"We could bring her back here..."
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"...if we were coyotes."
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