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Clips from Hercules

"At least I beat him, didn't I?"
Hercules
"Next time, don't let your guard down because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes!"
Hercules
"D-oh! It's like I keep tellin' ya. You gotta stay focused, and... You..."
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"Are you, uh, all right. Miss, uh..."
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"Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least, they would if I had any friends."
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"So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?"
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"Uh, uh, uh, I'm, um, uh..."
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"- Uh, uh... - Are you always this articulate?"
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"Hercules. My... My name is Hercules."
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"Herc... Huh. I think I prefer Wonderboy."
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"So, uh, uh... How-how-how'd you get mixed up with the, uh..."
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"Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are."
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"They think that "No" means "Yes," and "Get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours.""
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"Don't worry. Shorty here can explain it to ya later."
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"Well, thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice."
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"Wait! Um, can we give you a ride?"
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"Uh, I don't think your pinto likes me very much."
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"Pegasus? Oh, no. Don't be silly. He'd be more than happy to... Ow!"
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"I'll be all right. I'm a big, tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything."
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"Bye-bye, Wonderboy."
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"Bye."
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"She's something. Isn't she, Phil?"
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"Yeah, ye... Oh, yeah. She's really something."
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"A real pain in the patella!"
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"Earth to Herc! Come in, Herc! Come in, Herc!"
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"We got a job to do, remember?"
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"Thebes is still waitin'."
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"Yeah. Yeah. I know."
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"Aw, how cute."
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"A couple of rodents looking for a theme park."
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"Who you callin' a rodent, sister? I'm a bunny!"
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"A-And I'm his gopher!"
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"Ta-dah!"
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"I thought I smelled a rat."
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"Meg?"
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"Speak of the devil."
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"Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little nut, Meg."
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"What exactly happened here?"
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"I thought you were gonna persuade the river guardian"
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"to join my team for the uprising,"
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"and here I am, kind of river guardian-less."
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"I gave it my best shot, but he made me an offer I had to refuse."
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"Fine. So, instead of subtracting two years from your sentence,"
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"hey, I'm gonna add two on, okay?"
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"Give that your best shot."
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"It wasn't my fault. It was this wonderboy, Hercules."
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"Hercules? Why does that name ring a bell?"
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"I don't know. Um, maybe we owe him money?"
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"- What was that name again? - Hercules."
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"He comes on with this big, innocent farm boy routine,"
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"but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to..."
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"- Oh, my gods! - Oh, my gods!"
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"Run for it!"
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"So you took care of him, huh?"
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"Dead as a door nail."
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"Weren't those your exact words?"
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"This might be a different Hercules."
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"Yeah! I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays!"
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"Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason,"
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"and the girls were all named Brittany?"
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"I'm about to rearrange the cosmos,"
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"and the one schlemiel who can louse it up is waltzing around in the woods!"
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"Wait. Wait, big guy."
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"- We can still cut in on his waltzing. - That's right!"
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"And-And at least we made him mortal. That's a good thing."
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"Didn't we?"
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"Hmm. Fortunately for the three of you,"
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"we still have time to correct this rather egregious oversight."
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"And this time, no foul-ups. Wow!"
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"- Is that all one town? - One town, a million troubles."
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"The one and only Thebes. The Big Olive itself."
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"If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere."
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"Stick with me, kid. This city is a dangerous place."
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"- Look where you're goin', numbskull! - Hey, I'm walkin' here!"
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"You see what I mean? I'm tellin' you, wackos."
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"Pitta bread. Pitta bread. Get your pitta bread here."
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"- Hey, Mack. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"- You wanna buy a sundial? - He's not interested, all right?"
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"Come on, kid."
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"The end is coming! Can't you feel it?"
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"Yes, yes. Thank you for the info. Yes. We'll ponder that for a while."
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"Just stare at the sidewalk. Come on."
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"Don't make eye contact. People here are nuts."
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"That's because they live in a city of turmoil."
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"Trust me, kid."
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"You're gonna be just what the doctor ordered."
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"It was tragic! We lost everything in the fire."
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"Everything except old Snowball here."
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"Now, were the fires before or after the earthquake?"
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"They were after the earthquake. I remember."
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"But before the flood."
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"Don't even get me started on the crime rate."
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"Thebes has certainly gone downhill in a hurry."
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"Tell me about it."
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"It seems like every time I turn around,"
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"there's some new monster wreaking havoc and I..."
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"All we need now is a plague of locusts."
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"That's it! I'm movin' to Sparta!"
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"Excuse me."
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"It, uh... seems to me that what you folks need is a hero."
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"Yeah, and who are you?"
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"I'm Hercules, and, uh... I happen to be a hero."
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"- Is that so? - A hero!"
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"- Have you ever saved a town before? - Uh, no. Uh, not exactly, but I..."
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"Have you ever reversed a natural disaster?"
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"Well, uh, no."
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"Oh, listen to this. He's just another chariot chaser."
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"- This we need. - That's a laugh."
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"- Don't you pea brains get it? - Hmm?"
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"This kid is the genuine article."
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"Hey, isn't that the goat-man who trained Achilles?"
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"Watch it, pal."
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"Yeah, you're right."
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"Hey, uh, nice job on those heels!"
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"Ya missed a spot!"
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"You... I got your heel right here!"
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"I'll wipe that stupid grin off your face! You..."
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"Hey, Phil! Phil! Phil! Take it easy. Phil."
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