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Clips from Hercules

"But I'm different than those other guys, Phil!"
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"I can go the distance. Come on. I'll show you."
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"Geez! You don't give up, do ya?"
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"Watch this."
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"Holy Hera."
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"You know, maybe if I... No! Snap out of it!"
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"I'm too old to get mixed up in this stuff again."
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"But if I don't become a true hero, I'll never be able to rejoin my father, Zeus."
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"Hold it!"
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"Zeus is your father, right?"
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"Zeus. The big guy. He's your daddy."
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"Mr Lightning Bolts!"
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"Read me a book, would ya, Da-da?"
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"Zeus! "Once upon a time...""
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"It's the truth!"
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"Please!"
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"♪ So you wanna be a hero, kid"
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"♪ Well, whoop-de-do"
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"♪ I have been around the block before"
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"♪ With blockheads just like you"
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"♪ Each and every one a disappointment"
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"♪ Pain for which there ain't no ointment"
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"♪ So much for excuses Though a kid of "Zeus" is"
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"♪ Askin' me to jump into the fray"
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"♪ My answer is two words"
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"Okay."
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"- You mean you'll do it? - You win."
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"- You won't be sorry, Phil. - Oh, gods."
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"So when do we start? Can we start now?"
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"Oy, vay."
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"♪ I'd given up hope that someone would come along"
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"♪ A fella who'd ring the bell for once Not the gong"
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"♪ The kind who wins trophies"
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"♪ Won't settle for low fees"
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"♪ At least semipro fees"
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"♪ But, no, I get the greenhorn"
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"♪ I've been out to pasture, pal My ambition gone"
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"♪ Content to spend lazy days and to graze my lawn"
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"♪ But you need an advisor"
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"♪ A satyr, but wiser"
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"♪ A good merchandiser and... whoa"
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"♪ There goes my ulcer"
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"♪ I'm down to one last hope and I hope it's you"
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"♪ Though, kid, you're not exactly a dream come true"
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"♪ I trained enough turkeys Who never came through"
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"♪ You're my one last hope So you'll have to do"
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"Rule number six."
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"When rescuing a damsel, always handle with care."
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"No!"
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"Rule number 95, kid. Concentrate!"
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"Rule number 96."
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"Aim!"
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"♪ Demigods have faced the odds And ended up a mockery"
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"♪ Don't believe the stories That you read on all the crockery"
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"♪ To be a true hero, kid, is a dying art"
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"♪ Like paintin' a masterpiece"
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"♪ It's a work of heart"
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"♪ It takes more than sinew"
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"♪ Comes down to what's in you"
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"♪ You have to continue to grow"
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"Now, that's more like it!"
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"♪ I'm down to one last shot And my last high note"
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"♪ Before that blasted underworld gets my goat"
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"♪ My dreams are on you, kid"
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"♪ Go make 'em come true"
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"♪ Climb that uphill slope"
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"♪ Keep pushin' that envelope"
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"♪ You're my one last hope"
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"♪ And, kid, it's up to you ♪"
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"Yeah!"
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"Ha, ha, ha!"
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"Did you see that?"
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"Next stop, Olympus."
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"All right, just take it easy, champ."
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"I am ready. I want to get off this island."
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"I want to see battles and monsters."
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"Rescue some damsels."
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"You know, heroic stuff."
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"- Well... - Aw, come on, Phil!"
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"Well, okay. Okay, you want a road test? Saddle up, kid."
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"- We're goin' to Thebes! - Ya-hoo!"
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"- So what's in Thebes? - A lot of problems."
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"It's a big, tough town. Good place to start buildin' a rep."
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"Sounds like your basic DID, Damsel in Distress."
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"Not so fast, sweetheart."
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"I swear, Nessus. Put me down or I'll..."
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"Whoo! I like 'em fiey!"
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"Now, remember, kid."
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"First, analyse the situation."
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"Don't just barrel in there without thinking. Eh?"
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"He's losin' points for this!"
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"- You don't know what you're... - Halt!"
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"Step aside, two legs."
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"Pardon me, my good, uh, uh, sir."
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"I'll have to ask you to release that young..."
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"- Keep movin', junior. - Lady."
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"But you... Are-Aren't you a damsel in distress?"
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"I'm a damsel, I'm in distress."
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"I can handle this. Have a nice day."
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"Uh... Ma'am, I'm afraid you may be too close to the situation to realise..."
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"- Ohhh! What are you doin'? Get your sword! - Sword. Right, right."
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"Rule number 15, a hero is only as good as his weapon!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it! Hold on! He's gotta do it on his own."
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"Come on, kid! Concentrate!"
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"Use your head!"
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"All right! Not bad, kid!"
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"Not exactly what I had in mind, but not bad."
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"Oh, gee, miss. I'm, I'm really sorry. That was dumb."
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"Yeah."
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"Excuse me."
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"Nice work! Excelente!"
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"Is Wonderboy here for real?"
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"What are you talkin' about? Of course he's real. Whoa!"
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"And by the way, sweet cheeks, I'm real, too."
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"Ugh!"
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"Yee-hah! Ya-hoo!"
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"Whoa!"
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"- How was that, Phil? - Rein it in, rookie."
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"You can get away with mistakes like those in the minor decathlons,"
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"but this is the big leagues!"
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