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Clips from Single Drunk Female - James (S01E01)

"-I miss it so much. -God, what do people do on walks?"
Single Drunk Female
"JAMES: I hate walking. It's like,"
Single Drunk Female
"why do you even have to work out to stay in shape?"
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"Like, why can't I just be fit?"
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"-I just want to be in shape so bad. -Yeah. Right. Totally agree."
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"Uh, we have a lot in common."
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"Yeah, we really do."
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"Do you have to be anywhere, like,"
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"for-for Thanksgiving or anything like that?"
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"It's not even dark out. I'm good."
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"♪ ♪"
Single Drunk Female
"So, what brought you out in the first place, anyway?"
Single Drunk Female
"I am celebrating the great day I had with my family."
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"-Mm. -Doesn't everybody do that?"
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"I have no idea, I haven't seen my family yet."
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"I took the train from New York and went straight to the bar"
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"and I pregamed."
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"-Always a very good idea with my mother. -Yeah."
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"Do you know what time it is?"
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"-No. Oh. -Aw. Mm-hmm."
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"-She is gonna be so pissed at me. -Yeah, she is."
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"She can add it to the list of things"
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"she's already mad at me for."
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"-Ooh! -If you could make money"
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"from pissing off your parents, I would"
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"-be very rich. -Oh."
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"-You should look into the chosen family thing. -Oh, yeah."
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"Yeah. That's probably my next move."
Single Drunk Female
"Actually, I think your next move should be"
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"-going home, because I am a monster. -Mm. No."
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"I got kicked out of my family"
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"the day of Thanksgiving."
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"So, we can be monsters together."
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"-Okay. -Mm-hmm."
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"-(gasps) It's our turn. Yep. -It's our turn, it's our turn."
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"Hi, good evening."
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"I would love a cheeseburger with fries"
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"and a Coke and a shake and an ice cream sundae."
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"Thank you so much."
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"And I'll have everything that she had,"
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"but just with, like, one more."
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"Respect."
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"-Right? -WOMAN: I can't serve you"
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"without a car."
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"You can't... You... We-we can't walk up?"
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"-Hence the name "drive-through." -Never doing it."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry for the confusion. We are in a car."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we are. Um,"
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"-turn on the radio, sweetheart. -Oh, you've got it, honey bear."
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"-I'd love to turn on the radio. -Boop, boop."
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"And the Lord said... (chuckles)"
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"that Jesus,"
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"(chuckles) he was, uh, his only son"
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"of me and my wife and..."
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"-SAMANTHA: Different channel. -They just... Okay."
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"And this is, uh,"
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"1450 Real Talk radio."
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"-Ooh. -(chuckles)"
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"-(chuckles) Vroom, vroom, vroom. -Vroom, vroom."
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"Did you get that order, ma'am?"
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"I can literally see you on the camera."
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"-I need you to leave right now. -What?"
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"Don't make me call whoever you call in this situation."
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"Okay, ok-okay-- get me..."
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"It's Thanksgiving, you assholes!"
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"Oh, you are a genius."
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"("Tu M'as Trop Menti" by Chantal Goya playing)"
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Was that the best meal you've ever had?"
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"-Oh, my God, it's a feast. -Mmm."
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"-Mmm. -Oh,"
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"-should we say what we're thankful for? -Uh,"
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"okay. I'm thankful I don't live in this shit town anymore."
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"Ouch. I still live here."
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"Oh, yeah? Fight me."
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"No, I got a new job. It's in coding."
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"-Sure. Don't know what that means. -Doesn't matter,"
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"because I got a big promotion."
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"-Wow. Congratulations. -Ah."
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"And you even like it. Hot twist."
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"-I like that I got it, I don't know if I like doing it yet. -Ugh."
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"-Now, that I can get behind. I hate work. -Mm."
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"Okay, no, I don't hate it."
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"It's just, I got thrown into the deep end."
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"It's kinda depressing, obsessing over this thing,"
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"you know, you go out, you get it,"
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"and it's too much."
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"I'm definitely gonna screw it up."
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"No, you're not, come on."
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"It sounds like you just have imposter syndrome."
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"Hey, I thought I had that, but then"
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"it turns out that I was right about everything"
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"I thought I couldn't do, which is everything. -(laughing)"
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"-No way. -Uh-huh. Seriously,"
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"I get in trouble, like, all the time."
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"I feel like a preschooler, I get scolded a lot. Like,"
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"they're always like, "You're a mess""
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"or "you're rude to your co-workers""
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"No, no, I don't buy it."
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"-You're not like that. -(sighs) Well... no, I know"
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"it seems like I have my shit together but, like,"
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"I do do those things."
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"All the time, and I-I honestly, like, don't even know why."
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"I think that, um, I may be just an asshole,"
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"you know, like, genetically."
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"("13 Jours en France (Choeurs)" by Francis Lai playing)"
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"That was romantic."
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"(scoff) Yeah, well, I'm very romantic."
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"-Ask anybody. -(laughs)"
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"-(clears throat) -Oh."
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"-Yeah. Are we in Before Sunrise? -Yeah."
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"You know what, we could, like, not exchange info and then"
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"just meet at Good Time Sally's again next Thanksgiving."
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"-Yes. -Yeah."
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"-I love that idea. -Mm-hmm."
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"Maybe we do it every year."
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"Well, I don't know, let's see how the rest"
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"of the night goes first. But, so far, A-plus date."
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"So this is a date now?"
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