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Clips from Single Drunk Female - James (S01E01)

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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"(woman laughs)"
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"Hey! Big dog's here."
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"-Hey, James. -Hello! -What's up?"
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"What's up, how's it going?"
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"Uh, sorry, I just got, you know,"
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"s... uh, stuck at work."
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"GEORGE: Yeah, yeah, my boy James here"
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"has an important new job down at the MIT Media Lab."
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"Oh! Soon we'll all be working for James, someday."
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"WOMAN: Um, more important:"
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"is he single?"
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"Yes he is. (chuckles)"
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"And Lucas is, too. He was just promoted"
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"at his job to manager at the cell phone store."
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"Biggest cell phone store at the mall."
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"Look, I don't want to brag."
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"Um, hey, buddy. You had to work on Thanksgiving?"
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"-Yeah. You know how it is. -Do I?"
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"No, I guess I'm-I'm surprised"
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"you know, the lab was open today."
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"Great. Well, uh, I guess we can eat now, right?"
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"The prodigal son hath returned. (chuckles)"
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"Son, hey. Now, we got to say grace first."
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"Um, all right, check it out, everybody,"
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"Annalisa and I are honored that you, uh, graced us"
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"with your presence. Now, typically,"
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"I say the grace, but this year,"
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"my successful second-born son"
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"-will carry on that tradition. -(Annalisa laughs)"
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"Not that... Uh, hey, 'cause"
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"-I'm proud of Lucas, too. I mean, we both are. -Sure."
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"-Of course, honey, you're... -Dad, I-I'm begging you to stop."
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"-GEORGE: Hey, I see that frown. -ANNALISA: Yeah."
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"Turn it upside down."
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"I'm just saying that, you know,"
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"God has blessed James"
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"-Hallelujah. -this year with that"
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"new coding job, I just think he should do the honors."
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"-ANNALISA: I agree. -GEORGE: James."
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"ANNALISA: James."
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"James."
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"Now-now? Yep, great."
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"Grace. Right, grace."
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"-Okay. -Everyone, stand. Thank you."
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"(clears throat)"
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"Stop."
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"Buddy. Okay. (short chuckle)"
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"-Jesus. My boy, -Jesus."
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"my guy, um..."
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"thank you so much for this,"
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"-you know, this feast of kings."
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"-Mm, mm, mm. -Mm!"
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"Y... 'Cause we're kings."
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"-Yes. -Each and every one of us."
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"We're kings. And, uh, Jesus,"
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"-you know, your shit is... -(gasps)"
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"-shit. -You know what? Amen."
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"-All right. Okay. This way. -(soft chuckling)"
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"WOMAN: Amen. (short chuckle)"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Praying. Sorry for loving the Lord."
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"-You're drunk. -You're drunk."
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"Oh, my God. Like, I knew you drank, but today?"
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"Thanksgiving, my favorite holiday,"
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"with all of our relatives around?"
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"Relax. I had, uh, dental surgery."
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"I can see the flask in your pocket."
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"I apologize for being a good time."
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"Okay, you know what, you go lie down"
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"and I'll tell them you're sick, and then"
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"-me and you are gonna talk when you sober up. -Oh, my..."
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"No one can tell. I... (scoffs) Relax."
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"(short chuckle) Brother Dad. (laughs)"
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"-Glad you guys like everything. -Hey."
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"Hey, every... Oh, sorry."
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"So lovely, hon."
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"Hello. Hey, everybody, hello."
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"GEORGE: Dig in. Let's start with this leg."
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"He's drunk."
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"No... Wait."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no..."
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"That cannot be true."
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"No one in this family drinks."
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"LUCAS: Okay. I am..."
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"-intervening. -Wait, what?"
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"It's like the-the show-- Intervention, you know?"
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"No, I don't."
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"LUCAS: So, on that show,"
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"everyone tells the person who's drinking"
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"how it's affected their life"
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"and then that person stops."
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"Hey, James. Uh,"
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"you drink all the time."
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"Lucas, James cannot drink and keep a job like this."
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"-Mm. -ANNALISA: Yes..."
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"Lucas."
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"I mean, look at James-- he's fine,"
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"-He's just a little tired, you know? -Yeah."
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"He's been working really hard at his new job."
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"Don't... don't listen to him. He's..."
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"high."
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"What?! No, I'm not. I don't smoke."
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"-Are you sure? -I-I'm not..."
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"-JAMES: You smoke so much. -Look at him!"
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"-He can't even sit up straight. -(grunting)"
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"-Come on. -Hey, let's eat. -ANNALISA: Oh, I love it."
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"GEORGE: Why don't we start by just saying"
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"-what we're thankful for? -LUCAS: Okay."
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"I'm thankful that James didn't die"
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"in that car accident"
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"-where he was drunk driving. -I'll..."
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"-I'll be-I'll be right back. -James, James, don't..."
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"-Sit down, James. -You're not going anywhere."
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"-I want you to talk to me. -James, baby, sit back down."
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"-GEORGE: Hey. Boys. -George?"
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"-Boys! -Boys. -ANNALISA: George."
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"-Dude. -Hey, stop! -Wait..."
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"Get off!"
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