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Clips from Single Drunk Female - James (S01E01)

"("Uptown Girl" by The Beths playing)"
Single Drunk Female
"♪ I feel it happening... ♪"
Single Drunk Female
"Another one?"
Single Drunk Female
"Yesiree."
Single Drunk Female
"Giving you happy hour prices on that one 'cause of Thanksgiving."
Single Drunk Female
"Oh, have I mentioned that I love you, Ronnie?"
Single Drunk Female
"-You have, you have. So many times, -Mm-hmm."
Single Drunk Female
"all right?"
Single Drunk Female
"♪ I thought we were friendly... ♪"
Single Drunk Female
"He has arrived."
Single Drunk Female
"♪ You had always been someone ♪"
Single Drunk Female
"-♪ I'd take a hit for ♪ -(grunting)"
Single Drunk Female
"Who's this bozo?"
Single Drunk Female
"I've never seen him in my life."
Single Drunk Female
"JAMES: Nurse."
Single Drunk Female
"May I have some medical assistance,"
Single Drunk Female
"-please. -Yes?"
Single Drunk Female
"-I'll have a piña colada. -Yeah,"
Single Drunk Female
"we're not a blender type of establishment."
Single Drunk Female
"Well, then I'll have a piña colada neat, then."
Single Drunk Female
"Okay."
Single Drunk Female
"Hey. You want one?"
Single Drunk Female
"It's on your boy."
Single Drunk Female
"A milkshake? No thanks."
Single Drunk Female
"Okay. Barkeep, did you know that this woman hates free things?"
Single Drunk Female
"Come on, it's not technically free."
Single Drunk Female
"I'd feel like I owe you something,"
Single Drunk Female
"like, even a smile,"
Single Drunk Female
"and I don't want to do that, so..."
Single Drunk Female
"(blows raspberry) no."
Single Drunk Female
"Ah. Thank you very much."
Single Drunk Female
"(exhales)"
Single Drunk Female
"Oh! My God, that's good."
Single Drunk Female
"You, sir-- you got"
Single Drunk Female
"a great future ahead of you, did you know that?"
Single Drunk Female
"-("Pony" by Ginuwine begins playing) -Oh!"
Single Drunk Female
"(laughs, groans)"
Single Drunk Female
"(muttering, grunting)"
Single Drunk Female
"(grunts) Yeah."
Single Drunk Female
"(laughs)"
Single Drunk Female
"Yeah. (grunting)"
Single Drunk Female
"♪ I'm just a bachelor... ♪"
Single Drunk Female
"You got to respect the commitment,"
Single Drunk Female
"but I don't want to watch this anymore. Hey, bud."
Single Drunk Female
"Smile, let me buy you a drink."
Single Drunk Female
"♪ Who knows how to ride... ♪"
Single Drunk Female
"Let me guess. Cosmo."
Single Drunk Female
"Espresso martini, thank you."
Single Drunk Female
"Ugh. Hey, Ronnie, will you please get a drink"
Single Drunk Female
"for me and my friend..."
Single Drunk Female
"-Uh, James. -...James"
Single Drunk Female
"here a, uh... What do you want?"
Single Drunk Female
"An espresso martini, please. And thank you..."
Single Drunk Female
"Oh, Katrina."
Single Drunk Female
"Oh, like the hurricane."
Single Drunk Female
"Yeah. Well, happy goddamn Thanksgiving,"
Single Drunk Female
"-James. -Uh, y... yeah."
Single Drunk Female
"-And to you, good sir. -Mm-hmm."
Single Drunk Female
"♪ Waitin', come and... ♪"
Single Drunk Female
"-Listen. -What?"
Single Drunk Female
"Just because you bought me a drink"
Single Drunk Female
"doesn't mean that you can take advantage of me."
Single Drunk Female
"What kind of monster do you think I am?"
Single Drunk Female
"("Connection" by Elastica playing)"
Single Drunk Female
"Oh! Wait, wait, wait. You're very drunk,"
Single Drunk Female
"so I just want to make sure I have your consent."
Single Drunk Female
"-Oh, no, you got it. -Okay."
Single Drunk Female
"Do I have yours?"
Single Drunk Female
"Oh, yeah. I'm not even that drunk, so..."
Single Drunk Female
"-Okay. -(groaning)"
Single Drunk Female
"Okay, okay, wait. What if we did, like, a vow?"
Single Drunk Female
"-You mean like praying? -No, not like a prayer."
Single Drunk Female
"Repeat after me:"
Single Drunk Female
"I, Katerina, do consent to one James"
Single Drunk Female
"in front of God and everyone here"
Single Drunk Female
"forever and ever in perpetuity."
Single Drunk Female
"That sounds a lot like a prayer, man."
Single Drunk Female
"Here we go. I, Katrina, vow to G..."
Single Drunk Female
"to God and the... I say yes to the dress. Amen."
Single Drunk Female
"Yes."
Single Drunk Female
"Onward, Christian soldier."
Single Drunk Female
"(chuckles)"
Single Drunk Female
"-That was fun. -Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was my first time doing that, so..."
Single Drunk Female
"Yeah, yeah, same. Obviously."
Single Drunk Female
"(whispering): Hey, listen, I'm gonna go out first."
Single Drunk Female
"You have to wait a second so no one notices."
Single Drunk Female
"Ronnie!"
Single Drunk Female
"This was on the floor when I got in there."
Single Drunk Female
"Can you believe that? I mean,"
Single Drunk Female
"you got to tighten up your shit, man."
Single Drunk Female
"-That's embarrassing for you. -JAMES: Oh, yeah."
Single Drunk Female
"No, I-I... I'll get on those apps"
Single Drunk Female
"and, uh, code away, man. I got you."
Single Drunk Female
"-Hey. -Mm."
Single Drunk Female
"I thought you went home."
Single Drunk Female
"I was looking all over for you."
Single Drunk Female
"I'm sorry, Sam, you got to go."
Single Drunk Female
"-Huh? -You have to go."
Single Drunk Female
"I have told you multiple times"
Single Drunk Female
"not to fornicate in my bathroom, all right?"
Single Drunk Female
"It violates health code. Mark"
Single Drunk Female
"just pissed in a corner. You got to go."
Single Drunk Female
"-No... (sighs) We were just vaping. -I have"
Single Drunk Female
"no idea what you're talking about."
Single Drunk Female
"-God, get out. -SAMANTHA: You know what?"
Single Drunk Female
"This is bullshit, Ronnie."
Single Drunk Female
"I'm gonna find a new local,"
Single Drunk Female
"-All right? -Okay."
Single Drunk Female
"-See you tomorrow. -Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow, Ron!"
Single Drunk Female
"(James mumbles)"
Single Drunk Female
"♪ ♪"
Single Drunk Female
"Hey, you are a little liar, Katrina."
Single Drunk Female
"Oh, sorry, okay? I didn't want to be traceable, you know?"
Single Drunk Female
"I didn't know if you were a creep. Safety first."
Single Drunk Female
"-I still might be a creep. -Are you?"
Single Drunk Female
"-Nah. -Whew."
Single Drunk Female
"You know what,"
Single Drunk Female
"-this is better than a bar. -Right? Right?"
Single Drunk Female
"We're outside, we got fresh air, it's beautiful out."
Single Drunk Female
"-I miss the bar. -Ugh! Me too!"
Single Drunk Female
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