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Clips from Derry Girls - The Haunting (S03E03)

"# Let me tell you about my man"
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"# Let me put it into words if I can"
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"# I think I can He's the apple of my eye"
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"# Without him I'd just die He's my guy"
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"# Ooh, he's my guy"
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"# And his name is God... #"
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"Merciful Jesus."
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"# His name is God, God, God"
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"# Oh, yes, it's God. #"
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"The sly bitch."
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"# There's no-one like Him He died for our sins... #"
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"We'd like to report a crime."
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"Right. Just now, Jenny Joyce's singing."
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"Being really, really,"
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"REALLY bad at something isn't actually a crime."
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"No, Sister. When we went on that retreat with Father Peter,"
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"he asked us to write something about faith."
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"Oh, thank Christ I had pneumonia that weekend."
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"We wrote that song, Sister. Jenny stole it!"
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"PHONE RINGS"
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"You may speak."
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"Oh, no."
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"O-Of course."
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"Leave it to me."
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"Is everything OK, Sister?"
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"My aunt just died. Oh, no."
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"We're so sorry, Sister. Don't be, girls."
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"She had been ill for a very long time,"
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"and also"
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"she was an absolute arsehole."
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"Well, if there's anything we can do. Aye."
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"The hospice want to release the body,"
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"but the house is a tip."
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"The woman was a desperate hoarder."
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"I doubt we'd fit the coffin in."
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"Once you pass the border,"
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"it's pretty straightforward, but if you hit Gortahork,"
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"you've gone too far."
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"I need it done by tomorrow. Are you asking us to go"
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"to Donegal and clean your dead aunt's house?"
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"I'd do it myself, but..."
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"..I don't want to. How will we even get there?"
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"You can take the school van."
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"I'm not sure about this."
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"I must say, Clare, I find YOUR attitude shocking."
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"Sister Michael has asked us to do something in her hour of need,"
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"and if that means that we must spend a night in Donegal,"
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"in a house, in an adult-free house,"
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"for the entire night,"
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"then that is a cross that we'll just have to bear."
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"That's settled, then."
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"We had plans tonight."
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"We can turn our jeans into hot pants any day of the week."
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"We're talking about a free house here, Clare, a free house."
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"We're gonna be drinking, dancing"
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"and riding. Quick question on the old riding front there."
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"Go on? Who exactly will we be doing that with?"
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"Young, hot farmers."
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"Donegal is coming down with them."
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"Big strapping lads ripped to fuck from all the turf collecting."
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"Oh, don't worry about me."
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"There's actually quite a few lesbians as well, Clare."
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"Lesbian farmers? Really?"
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"Lesbian farming is actually huge in the Republic."
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"We'll get you sorted, don't worry."
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"What about me? Could we pick me up a girl?"
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"Can we pick you up a girl?"
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"Like she's a thing?"
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"Yeah, that is so out of order, James."
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"I didn't mean... I-I just thought..."
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"Well, you thought wrong, James."
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"Sorry."
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"Get in the van."
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"Dirtbag."
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"Look, Mary. Are they for Mammy's grave, Da?"
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"Aye. Ten years gone, would you believe it?"
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"I don't know why I bother. That Kitty O'Donnell next door,"
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"sure her plot's like a jungle. It is a disgrace."
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"If that useless bloody husband of hers doesn't get his finger out"
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"soon, I'll give it a going over myself."
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"Daddy, how many times?"
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"You can't strim"
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"the grave of another man's wife. It's inappropriate."
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"You could rear cattle in it, Sarah."
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"Ten years, and not a peep out of her. Who?"
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"Mammy. Ten years, and nothing."
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"I don't know what she's playing at. There's no excuse for it, love."
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"Her being dead is sort of an excuse. No?"
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"She couldn't give us a sign?"
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"She couldn't rattle a teapot or something?"
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"Bridget Gallagher was telling me she went to see this psychic."
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"No! You know the problems I have with my aura."
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"Your aura? The last time I went to see a psychic,"
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"sure I was tortured. The spirits were coming at me"
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"left, right and centre. This one lad,"
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"he was in the American Air Force."
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"Well, would he give over about that plane going down?"
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"Jesus, he had me demented."
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"Even so, Sarah, wouldn't you like"
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"to know that Mammy's happy, that she's at peace now?"
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"I'd give anything to speak to her again."
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"Ach, Daddy. Love to know"
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"what the hell she did with my good electric razor."
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"MUSIC: Professional Widow Remix by Tori Amos and Armand Van Helden"
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"DOG BARKS"
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"Licence."
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"Where have you come from today?"
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"Er, Derry. Er, Londonderry. Derry. L-Londonderry."
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"Calm the fuck down, James. You English?"
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"Yeah. He's fine."
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"We didn't bring him up here to kill him or anything."
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"She's my cousin."
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"Oh, right. Not properly English, then."
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"I can't win! So how long do you plan to stay in the Republic of Ireland?"
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"Just overnight. The purpose of your visit?"
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"We're gonna go ride some farmers."
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"Right, fine. Go on."
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"Where the hell are we?"
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"I'll ask this woman. Excuse me? Sorry to bother you."
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"A chairde."
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