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Clips from This Is 40

"No. Yeah."
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"There's some meat in there."
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"My boobs are just gone. Since I had kids, my boobs are just gone."
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"They didn't even say goodbye, you know? They just left."
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"By the time I'm 40, these are gonna go National Geographic on me."
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"I feel bad about myself right now."
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"REALTOR: I think this is a really good offer on the house."
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"We expected more."
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"I know it's a bad market,"
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"but that's still way under what we were looking for."
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"I know, but based on what the market's like, it's like you're gaining money,"
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"because it's so much more than what you deserve."
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"But these people are from Iran"
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"and they don't really know that they're offering too much."
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"Is there any chance that Debbie will go for it?"
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"I doubt it. I mean, I don't know."
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"There's a lot of inventory out there."
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"I mean, what is her problem?"
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"She has unrealistic expectations."
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"I'm faster than you!"
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"We're Jewish!"
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"Hey! Did you miss me, Travis?"
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"It's Jack."
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"Hey, Jack."
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"JACK: My daddy doesn't know my name! (CHUCKLES)"
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"LARRY: Okay, come on, let's go."
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"Can I go show them my crystals before they leave?"
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"DEBBIE: Yeah, really quick."
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"It's all right with me. Elevator down!"
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"Okay. Go play with your tiny uncles."
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"JACK: Let's play murder! TRAVIS: Yeah. Let's go."
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"So, what are you doing? Spring cleaning?"
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"I'm getting rid of everything in the house that has gluten or sugar."
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"Why? What's wrong with gluten?"
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"Gluten's really bad for you."
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"I don't think so. It's wheat."
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"Don't you watch Dr. Oz?"
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"As in, "The Wizard of"?"
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"Hey, Mom, we were wondering if we can use the computer to iChat?"
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"Remember the rules? 8:00 to 8:30."
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"Yeah, but I have a friend over."
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"Hi, Wendy. Yeah, I know."
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"Why don't you guys go play? You could go build a fort!"
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"LARRY: Hey, remember the Alamo?"
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"Have you ever built a fort, Wendy?"
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"Like, on Facebook?"
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"I will take this if you're gonna throw it away,"
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"because at our house, we're wheat-eaters."
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"But don't you want to live long enough to see your kids grow up?"
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"That's up to God, honey."
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"No, but that's really not good for the kids."
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"Eh, the kids eat grass, this is fine."
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"Wendy's mom lets her go on whenever she wants."
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"Yeah, my mom's pretty cool about it"
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"as long as I finish my homework."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, I guess I'm not the cool one,"
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"but the rules are just different in our house."
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"Well, I get better grades than Wendy."
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"She does. She's so smart."
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"Let me just grab the candy worms."
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"See, your rules are ridiculous."
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"Don't sass me."
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"I'm only sassing you because you're throwing out all the food in our house"
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"and I'm freaking starving."
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"You're being stupid."
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"Wendy, could you go stand in the other room, please?"
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"Yeah. Mom."
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"Give me your iPhone, now."
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"The nougat things are good."
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"I have all my contacts in there."
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"Okay, if you don't give me your phone right now,"
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"then I'm gonna have to take away your phone and your computer."
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"Jesus Christ, I need my computer to do homework."
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"That's it. No phone, no computer."
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"This is B.S."
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"This is a bunch of F-ing S. You're acting like a B."
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"Kids! Time to go!"
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"You go to your room, right now."
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"You are not allowed to use"
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"iPhone, iPad, iPod Touch, iTunes, Netflix,"
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"Pandora, or Spotify."
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"She's a little pip, just like her mommy."
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"So, I might have a job tomorrow."
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"At least, I'm gonna go try to give an estimate."
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"Do you mind taking the kids for a couple of hours?"
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"Um..."
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"Okay."
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"This is nice."
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"You and I don't spend enough time together, do we?"
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"We spend enough time together."
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"We do?"
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"It's quality time."
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"Then we do."
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"I'll go with what you think."
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"DEBBIE: What else did they say?"
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"All right, some kid named Joseph..."
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"I know Joseph. You do?"
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"He's making a "hot-or-not" list."
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"What?"
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"Sadie said, "That's so lame and immature that you're doing that.""
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"And then Joseph says, "Yo, girl, we're just having some fun.""
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""So don't be a bitch, yo.""
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"That is not nice."
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"So then Sadie said, "Don't call me a bitch.""
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"And Joseph said, "I didn't call you a bitch.""
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""I said don't act like a bitch.""
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""And by the way, you're in the 'Not-Hot' column.""
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"Who made him the judge of "hot"?"
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"Do you realize what that could do to her self-esteem?"
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"What a little fuckhead. I'll kill him."
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"Then Sadie said, "You're in the jackass column.""
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""I gotta go, I'm bored of you.""
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"That is cool. That's taking the high road."
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"And then, for some reason,"
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"there's an emoticon of a panda doing push-ups."
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"I wonder what that means."
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"I don't think it means anything. I think it's just adorable."
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"Aww."
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"Well, she's a good girl."
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