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Clips from The Willoughbys

"[both gasp]"
The Willoughbys
"-[Barnaby A] It's a candy factory! -[Barnaby B] So many machines."
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"[Barnaby A] So many buttons."
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"-Levers. Levers. Levers. -Buttons. Buttons. Buttons."
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"[baby cooing]"
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"♪ Under the rainbow, I will spin ♪"
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"♪ The perfect home for my best friend ♪"
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"-[both gasp] -Wow!"
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"Rainbow food? This place has everything."
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"-Hey! -Orphan has a home. We go home."
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"We can't just leave her outside. It's not safe."
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"What if there are... wolves?"
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"Wolves?"
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"[sighs]"
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"-[duck quacking] -[Tim] Here."
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"You found her in a box? We leave her in a box."
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"-Wolves do hate boxes. -Balance restored."
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"[baby whining]"
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"Um, uh... Tim, wait!"
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"What if we gave her a name?"
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"A proper three-syllable name, like, uh... oh, Taffeta!"
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"T-A-F-F-E--"
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"Hey!"
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"-Her name is Ruth. -[Jane] Ruth?"
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"Yes. Because re-orphaning her makes us the ruthless Willoughbys."
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"Now be ruthless and say goodbye."
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"[both quacking]"
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"Okay."
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"[Ruth cooing]"
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"[sighs] Oh, Ruth."
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"I'll always know where to find you. At the end of the rainbow."
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"-[Ruth babbles] -To home!"
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"-[doorbell rings] -Jane!"
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"[man angrily] Who disturbs my work?"
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"[exclaims] We're trespassing!"
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"Who--"
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"[duck quacking]"
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"-Huh... -[Ruth babbling]"
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"What is in my box?"
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"Ruth? You're not candy."
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"[man screams]"
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"-[thudding] -[objects clattering]"
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"Such a magnificent mustache. This is the perfect home."
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"I really hope we're doing the right thing."
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"Of course we are, Jane."
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"A great man with a great home must have a great family."
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"Just imagine what that lucky orphan's life will be like."
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"Ugh. I wish we had a home like Ruth,"
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"where we didn't have to steal food and nobody would say,"
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""Shut up, Jane!""
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"Oh, we would eat at a table like the great Willoughbys of old."
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"Our mustaches would grow long,"
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"and no one would ever have to go to the coal bin again..."
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"unless they wanted coal."
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"-I want a factory. -Big factory."
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"Wait. We could have all of that."
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"-[all gasp] -Except for the factory."
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"-[Barnabys groan] -How?"
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"What if we became orphans?"
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"[scoffs] That is your iffiest what-if yet. We have parents."
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"-Bad parents. -Terrible parents."
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"But what if we didn't? It's like in the books."
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"Pollyanna's died of cholera in India."
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"James, that peach fellow's parents were eaten by a hippo."
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"I thought it was a rhinoceros."
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"Think about how great our family could be if they were gone."
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"Jane, are you seriously suggesting--"
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"We orphan ourselves. Yes!"
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"-Ghastly! -Ruthless. [cackles]"
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"No! Getting rid of an orphan is one thing."
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"How do you propose we discard of two insidious grown-ups?"
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"Easy."
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"[growls]"
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"-No! -No. Not there. There."
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"-[screams] No! -[Jane] No. There."
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"Wha..."
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"-[Tim panting] -[horns honking]"
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"[tires screeching]"
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"...$999, and all your troubles will be gone for good."
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"-You'll love it. -Gone for good?"
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"A folded piece of shiny paper?"
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"We can send them away. What if we orphaned ourselves?"
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"Yeah. Cracking idea, Tim."
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"To home! [grunts and yells]"
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"[The Cat] I love this plan."
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"Okay, humans, calm down. Don't get all sensitive."
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""Ooh! This is bad." It's nature. It'll work out."
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"Look, these kids needed a change. Y'know?"
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"I did warn you this story wasn't all fluffy and fuzzy."
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"Oh, blimey, those are sharp scissors. Watch the eyes!"
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"We shall craft a murderous adventure"
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"that gives our insidious parents exactly what they want."
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"-To be left alone with their love. -[meows]"
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"Precisely. A romantic getaway, hiding deadly orphaning opportunities."
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"If they do not melt in the hottest places on Earth..."
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"[both scream]"
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"[Tim] ...they shall drown in the wettest."
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"Cannibals will feast unless they freeze in glacial ice,"
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"or dissolve in fields of acid first."
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"[both screaming]"
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"[Tim] They shall not escape the bears, but if they do,"
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"we have saved the deadliest spot for last..."
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"the Unclimbable Alp..."
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"-in Sveetzerlünd. -[gasps]"
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"[all] He who goes up does not come down."
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"The Reprehensible Travel Agency."
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"No children allowed."
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"-Behold! -Wow."
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"[mimicking cranking]"
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"[Tim grunts]"
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"[sensual music playing]"
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"Mmm."
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"Ah. Exquisite."
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"-What? -Hmm?"
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"[both screaming]"
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"-Father. -Yes, poopsie."
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"What is it?"
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"[Father grunts]"
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"[squeals]"
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"[gasps]"
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