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Clips from The Willoughbys

"[narrator] If you love stories about families that stick together"
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"and love each other through thick and thin and it all ends happily ever after..."
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"this isn't the film for you, okay?"
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"This is my city. I've seen it all."
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"Look at 'em. Boring people living boring lives."
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"I'm not judging."
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"Yeah, I am."
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"I've stared into a lot of windows, okay?"
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"I've seen happy families, supportive families, functional families. Ugh."
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"But the best stories are always in the windows where nobody looks."
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"No, look down."
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"There they are. Hidden."
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"I'm the narrator, by the way."
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"And a cat. Get over it, yeah?"
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"This family's story is weird, you know,"
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"hidden away from the modern world in their old-fashioned home."
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"I'll show you around. Fantastic mouse hunting here."
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"When I say "old-fashioned," I mean they go back a long way."
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"A family legacy of tradition, invention, creativity and courage."
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"Their greatness passed down like their magnificent facial hair"
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"from generation to generation to generation."
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"Until this one."
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"[both giggle]"
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"-I so love being a Willoughby with you. -Oh, smoopsy buns. I'm so happy!"
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"-[man purring] -[woman laughing]"
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"Let's jump ahead a few months,"
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"when this loving and perfect marriage produced..."
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"-[splattering] -[baby wailing]"
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"Well, you know."
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"-[woman] What is that? -[man] Oh, dear."
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"[baby continues wailing]"
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"I'm your father,"
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"and that sweet woman that you insulted with your rude birth is Mother."
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"-[cooing] -[Father shushing]"
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"If you need love, I beg of you, find it elsewhere. Thank you."
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"Oh, you are Tim,"
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"-and you are a Willoughby. -[cooing]"
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"Good day, sir."
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"[The Cat] His loving parents had no love left over for Tim."
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"All they gave him was his name."
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"Ooh!"
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"[voice echoing] Willoughby."
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"Oh. Willough..."
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"[humming] ...by."
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"[The Cat] Oh, and siblings."
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"-A sister named Jane... -[Jane humming]"
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"-[shushes] Our parents will hear you! -[sighs]"
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"[The Cat] ...and twin brothers, both named Barnaby. They're creepy."
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"-Thanks, Barnaby. -You're welcome, Barnaby."
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"[Jane] Why are we staring at this wall?"
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"[Tim] Because, Jane, we are Willoughbys."
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"[The Cat] Okay, this Willoughby story is odd, all right?"
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"But it's not all bad. At least they ate every family meal together."
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"And by "they," I mean these two."
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"-You like it spicy, don't you? -Oh, I don't just like it..."
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"I loaf it."
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"[The Cat] They just forgot to share with their kids."
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"I do not predict leftovers."
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"But I'm so hungry I just want to eat my own tongue."
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"-Me, too. -Me, too."
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"[both] Us, too."
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"What if we dress a Barnaby up like food--"
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"-Bad idea. -Terrible idea."
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"No, Jane."
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"Okay, then, what if I go?"
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"-Stop what if-ing! -[Barnaby A] Yeah."
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"[Barnaby B] No what-ifs."
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"I know you're hungry, but Willoughbys do not beg for food."
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"-[Mother and Father giggling] -We wait."
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"-[stomach rumbling] -[Jane] Oh."
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"May we have food?"
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"-Food? -We eat today's food."
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"You eat yesterday's food."
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"But you ate all of yesterday's food yesterday."
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"So there is no food left over for... Jane!"
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"Huh? My name is Mother. Who is this Jane?"
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"You call your mother names, and you expect us to feed you?"
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"-No, no, no. -[Mother] No?"
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"I mean... [laughs nervously] Yes, Mother. Don't!"
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"Don't?"
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"You do not tell your mother what to do not do!"
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"[both gasp]"
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"-You selfish boy. You ate it all. -No, I didn't!"
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"Oh, Father, I'm going to starve. [whimpers]"
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"-[screams] -It's that girl!"
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"-She brought the small one. -They are creepy."
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"[both] Hi, Mommy."
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"What are they doing here?"
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"-Nothing. -[Barnabys] Bye, Mommy!"
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"-They're, uh, going... -Hungry."
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"These children, always wanting."
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"-We're fine. Jane! -The Barnabys could use another sweater."
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"-One's good. -We like one."
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"-[whispers] Barnabys! -You want two."
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"[shushes] Stop talking."
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"-Look at me, I'm fretting. -Dreadful."
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"-I'm all a-fret. -Appalling."
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"-I can't knit! -This is all your fault!"
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"My fault? Wha--"
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"[thudding]"
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"Son, you insist on bothering us with your childish needs."
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"Go to the coal bin!"
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"Good day, sir."
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"[door locks]"
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"[sighs]"
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"[The Cat] Poor Timothy."
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"That's a rotten place for a hairless kid in short trousers, innit?"
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"[sigh] Sometimes, I wish I wasn't a Willoughby."
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"[grunts]"
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"-[sighs] -[spider chitters]"
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"[whimpers]"
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"We used to be great."
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"We were soldiers and scientists, kings and philosophers,"
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"explorers and aviators, artists and poets!"
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"We climbed the unclimbable,"
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"and we always ate together... at tables, like a family,"
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"where every Willoughby had a mustache, even the women."
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"We could be great again."
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"No..."
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"We will be."
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