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Clips from Betas - Takin' It to the Streets (S01E01)

"Yeah."
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"(sighs) Why?"
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"(sighs) We were friends since before you and I even met, okay?"
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"It just kinda happened."
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"Not him. Why did you hack BRB?"
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"What? You really think I would jeopardize"
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"your one source of income?"
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"Okay, I can barely pay my rent."
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"Why do you think I moved to fucking Oakland?"
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"Baby. Babe."
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"I need your stupid little app to hit it big, asshole."
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"We both do. And not just financially."
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"We want to see you flourish as a human being."
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"God, it's such a relief this is all out in the open."
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"I guess I just don't understand why you didn't... I mean you..."
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"we... we still call each other. You still call me and we..."
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"I need you to go. Okay?"
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"C'mon, man. Let's get out of this dump."
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"Go."
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"- Bye. - Bye."
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"Hey."
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"- Get the fuck out. - Ssh..."
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"MIKKI: I used to come here when I was little."
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"I loved chasing those bubbles. The giant ones."
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"Bet you were a cute kid."
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"Yeah, I rocked a pretty sweet bowl cut."
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"My mom used to take me here"
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"during her stoned Tai Chi phase."
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"Oh, no. That slow-motion karate stuff?"
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"- Yeah. - (groans)"
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"I get embarrassed just looking at it."
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"I don't think I've ever seen Sharon embarrassed."
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"She doesn't like me to call her mom."
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"Says it makes her feel old."
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"- Are you guys close? - I dunno."
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"She likes to say we're twin souls."
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"But I barely even see her."
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"She's just always off finding herself."
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"Right now she's in Peru studying to be a shaman."
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"Anyway. I bet your parents are really nice."
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"What makes you say that?"
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"'Cause you're a good egg, Mitch."
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"No, they're almost too nice."
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"Like, uh, everyone's afraid to show their real emotions."
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"Oh. My mom's nothing if not real."
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"I wonder how we'll fuck up our kids."
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"I don't mean, our kids our kids. Me and you."
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"- Uh-huh. - Just like, in general."
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"Just, you know, the... like..."
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"not that I wouldn't want to, uh..."
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"I get it."
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"Oh."
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"What's wrong?"
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"(sighs)"
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"I was the one who hacked BRB."
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"- What? - Not on purpose."
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"I tweaked the algorithm to match me with a girl I really like."
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"- I thought maybe... - God, Mitchell."
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"It was one line of code."
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"I changed a single If-Then statement."
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"And then I tried to cover up my edits"
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"and it just all spun out of control."
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"I wanted to tell Trey this morning so bad,"
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"but I know he's just gonna fire me"
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"so I... I couldn't do it."
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"Look. I'm... I'm sure the girl would be really flattered."
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"But that was a bonehead move."
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"I mean you've gotta tell Nash."
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"- It's okay. - It's far from okay."
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"Okay. It's not okay, but you have to..."
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"- Uh-huh. - Tell Nash."
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"(sighs)"
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"He's on the 50-yard line. Fakes to the left..."
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"For all we know, this hacker could be"
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"a Swedish teenager or some shit."
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"Okay. Nash is plugged in, he's working on the code."
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"There is nothing to do for the time being, except drink."
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"My favorite whiskey in the world."
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"I figured if not tonight, then when?"
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"For tomorrow we die."
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"Never would of pegged you as a Dave Matthews man."
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"- It's First Corinthians, fucker. - Even weirder."
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"Hey, I'm sorry about earlier. For blowing up at you."
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"I didn't mean, like, 80, 85% of what I said."
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"Dude, I deserved 100% of what you said, man."
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"I dragged you into my fucked-up drama."
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"And I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry about the stuff I said about Lisa, man, over at..."
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"That was not cool. (laughs)"
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"Nah, you were right. Even before the hack,"
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"I just felt like breaking something. (sighs)"
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"That just means you miss her."
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"Take it from a guy who's punched a lot of holes in walls."
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"So just to get real for a second,"
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"she sucked your balls, right?"
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"(laughs)"
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"Jesus. You're relentless with that."
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"Yeah, well. (sighs)"
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"So you think Brenda getting married"
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"means she's done fucking me?"
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"I thought her divorcing you meant"
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"she was done fucking you, so..."
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"- Fine. Yes. - (laughs)"
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"Fuck it, right? Let's just embrace the chaos, right?"
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"Let me demonstrate for purpose of reference, huh?"
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"Whoa! Hey! What the fuck, man?"
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"(laughs) Yes! Exactly! What the fuck?"
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"- No, no. No. No! - Yes!"
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"Oh, get the fuck away from me, man. Fuck you!"
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"Are you Dallas Cowboys fan?"
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"♪ Ooh"
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"♪ Limits"
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"♪ Ooh"
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"♪ Limits of desire..."
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"Nash, um... (sighs)"
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"There's something I gotta tell you."
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"I don't even know how to begin."
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"But I just need you to know that I respect you"
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"so, so much and I never meant to hurt anyone."
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"- Or... - I know it was you."
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