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Clips from Betas - Takin' It to the Streets (S01E01)

"(sighs) True or false."
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"Since 2006, N.F.L. become sport for crybabies."
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"Again, not much of a sports girl."
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"Did you even read my profile?"
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"True! Horse-collar tackle is fair, no?"
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"50 years it's okay."
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"But then in 2006 a couple of pussies snap their legs"
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"and poof, suddenly not legal."
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"Uh, another round on Yanni over here. Like, immediately."
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"Let me show you maneuver for purpose of reference."
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"Oh, what the fuck, dude?"
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"That's what I say to league. What the fuck?"
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"Roy Williams makes horse-collar tackle signature move."
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"In my opinion why not say, "No tackle of any kind"?"
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"Make it two-hand touch. Pussy ball."
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"Look, Georgie, you're a hot piece of ass."
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"But if this is gonna work, I'm gonna need you to stop talking."
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"♪ Ooh, ooh, oh, move real slow ♪"
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"♪ You gotta feel my soul"
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"♪ Come on, baby, feel my... ♪"
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"(phone chimes)"
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"JORDAN: Morning, Barrett."
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"What do you want, Jordan?"
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"Just wondered if you checked out Twitter today."
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"I've been a little occupied."
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"Well, BRB's blowing up. Tons of fucked-up mismatches last night."
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"That's algorithmically impossible."
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"We're probably getting trolled."
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"I woulda thought so, too, had I not"
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"seen it for myself. First hand."
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"Oh. So you decided to use my little hook-up app, huh?"
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"Don't get cocky. It was a disaster."
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"It's gonna make a helluva story."
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"Give me 24 hours."
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"If I don't report on this, someone else will."
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"And I like to come first."
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"This could bury us, and you know it."
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"You've got ten hours to find me a better story."
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"Then the knives come out."
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"(phone beeps)"
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"♪ I'm a broken man, I'm damaged goods ♪"
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"♪ Lock me in the basement with furnace soot... ♪"
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"We launched so fast, I figured I missed something, a bug."
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"- But look at all these. - TREY: Manual edits."
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"We've been hacked. What about our backup logs?"
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"- Overwritten. (sighs) - (electronic music plays)"
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"Okay, no one sets foot in the accelerator until we fix this."
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"You hear me? A glitchy launch is one thing."
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"All-out security breach is game over! Will you give it a rest?!"
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"Sorry! I'm totally listening."
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"The, um, manual, uh, back, uh, the back-ups. (sighs)"
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"Kid's off his meds. It's not pretty."
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"Well, get a refill. I need you focused."
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"I can't. Not for two more weeks. Sorry."
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"Does anybody want some Moose Tracks? I got some sugar cones."
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"Nachos, as well. That would be pretty sick."
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"I poached a few Addies to get through launch."
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"May have killed the bottle prematurely. Sorry."
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"You're an asshole."
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"Also a hacker, so tell me what we're dealing with here."
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"(sighs) All right. (sighs)"
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"This is what it would look like if I hacked us."
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"Meaning what?"
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"Meaning whoever did this had"
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"an intimate knowledge of my coding techniques."
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"(sighs)"
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"Fuck, Jon Carlo."
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"Who?"
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"It's an old hacker buddy of mine."
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"Never forgave me after kicking him"
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"out of Operation Aviary back in '01."
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"Operation Aviary?"
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"We broke into government servers"
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"trying to find documents on U.F.O.s."
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"Yo! You believe in aliens?"
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"I believe in a citizen's right to know, Mitch."
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"TREY: And this helps us how?"
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"I mean, Nash and Mitchell"
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"still have to rebuild the code from scratch."
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"J.C. explains to us how he damaged it,"
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"saves us precious ticks."
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"Let's find this fucker."
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"Here ya go."
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"Shit. We're trending. Hashtag BRBwarned?"
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"We're fucked."
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"You sure you wanna do this, man?"
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"J.C.'s like my mortal enemy. This could get ugly."
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"All this because of aliens?"
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"That was just the final straw. We were best friends for years."
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"Back in 99, when Y2K fever was heavy in the air,"
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"we lived together off the grid almost like brothers."
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"He also tried to burn me alive, so..."
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"I gotta tell you, those W.T.O. protests?"
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"Made me who I am today."
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"Battle of Seattle, baby. (laughs)"
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"Hey, "Dangerous Minds", time to pay the piper."
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"Hobbes! This is a surprise! God, it is good to see you!"
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"That is Jeremy there, huh? Abe, Peter S."
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"We are the Four Horsemen."
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"Don't believe we've had the "pleas.""
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"Cut the shit, J.C."
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"Oh, Hobbes. Oh. (laughs)"
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"Your anger was always so palpable."
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"Made you a worthy adversary of the oppressor."
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"Now, can I interest either of you in an heirloom tomato, huh?"
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"They're organic."
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"Look, we don't want to make a scene"
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"in front of the... Horsemen."
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"We're not involving the cops."
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"We just need you to reverse the edits."
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"Edits?"
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"Come on. We know you hacked BRB, dick."
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"BRB?"
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"Oh, that's that hook-up app for your phone."
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"- It's not a hook-up app. - It's got hook-up components."
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"Oh, yes! Your new gig! Congratulations."
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"You know, I've always been rooting for you."
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"Oh, yeah? Were you rooting"
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"for me when you tried to kill me?"
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"You mean the summer I saved you from a bee attack?"
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