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Clips from Betas - Takin' It to the Streets (S01E01)

"Those were your bees."
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"You opened the door to a shed full of your bees."
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"There isn't a day that goes by that I don't regret that."
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"Can we focus? Please."
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"Hobbes says you're the only person"
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"who knows his encryption methods."
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"I have dedicated my life to shaping young minds."
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"Why would I hack your app?"
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"I don't know. I don't know what you're capable of."
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"Yeah, but you do."
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"Have I ever not taken credit for a hack? Name one instance."
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"(phone chimes)"
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"(sighs) Okay, we gotta go."
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"Nash tracked the hacker's I.P. to some pie place. Sorry."
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"I hope this is a rebirth for us."
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"Hey!"
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"Drop out of school. Take acid."
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"Your parents are liars! This guy's a liar."
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"(microwave beeps)"
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"Ow. Okay. All right. Flying in. Here we go."
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"I can't eat those."
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"Right. The lactose. Sorry."
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"I'm a fucking space cadet. Um, do you want grapes?"
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"No."
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"I have grapes. Got the green kind."
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"Fuck! A lawyer at Dropbox matched"
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"with a registered sex offender."
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"They blogged about it on HuffPo."
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"(sighs)"
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"- (playing electronic music) - No, wait."
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"No, wait. Wait. No, wait. I got it."
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"- Will you get him out of here? - Yes, yes."
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"I'm done. Just where... Can I take these?"
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"I can't think!"
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"- Yeah. Yeah, take 'em. - All right. Sweet."
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"- Bye. - Sorry."
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"Bye."
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"He was pee'd, right? He seemed hella pee'd."
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"No, he's just projecting."
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"Look, I think I can get you some Addies."
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"- (gasps) Fo' reals? - Yeah."
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"Oh, that would be huge."
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"Um, hey maybe we should take my car."
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"Um, I just..."
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"although I probably shouldn't drive in my current condition."
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"But you could!"
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"Although I don't know if my insurance"
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"is gonna cover the both of us."
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"You know, you might be a liability"
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"if, uh, things were just..."
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"(panting) Okay."
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"(sighs)"
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"If things get too intense..."
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"you can always hold onto the sissy strap."
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"(engine revs)"
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"Ah!"
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"♪ Eyes wide open, eyes wide open... ♪"
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"Wait. Wait. But you've only patched"
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"5% of the code, and you booted Mitchell?"
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"He was disturbing me."
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"Hi! I'm Joanne, Trevor's mom. I live upstairs."
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"Uh, hi. I'm Nash... to... to meet you."
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"Nash, who are you talking to?"
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"I'm just gonna straighten up a little bit."
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"Don't worry, I'll stay out of your hair."
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"Nash, any decision you make today,"
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"you run by me first, okay?"
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"But just tell me what's going on with the code exactly?"
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"Maybe I can help."
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"Maybe if I was building a simple chess simulator!"
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"This is complicated work, Trey!"
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"(phone beeps)"
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"What's up?"
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"- (sighs) - * Doo, doo, doo..."
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"You don't recognize anyone?"
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"- * Doo, doo, doo... * - WOMAN: Um..."
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"Oh, I guess it could be the dude with the mask."
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"Bill never takes that mask off."
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"If he came in, he'd look just like that."
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"Okay. Um, cute cat. (laughs)"
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"He's dead."
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"Okay. That's gross."
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"Actually, you know what?"
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"I think you've, uh, gone through all the suspects."
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"Wait. She came in here last week. I remember."
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"She called me a twat cuz I wouldn't"
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"hold a slice of key lime for her."
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"Sounds like Brenda. Fuck me."
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"Wait. Your ex hacked us?"
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"Things have been weird with her, but I don't... (sighs)"
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"I couldn't really see her doing that."
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"Hey, we're gonna have to go and see her, man."
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"Are you gonna be cool?"
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"Just don't let me fuck her."
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"Yeah. That sounds like a job I want."
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"♪ I'm never gonna find somebody better... ♪"
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"(sighs)"
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"♪ With you I wanna be by your side ♪"
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"♪ And hold you tight"
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"Oh, hon."
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"Oh. Your energy, the stress..."
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"I can feel it just emanating. May I work with you?"
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"Work with me?"
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"I'm a Second Degree Reiki healer."
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"And your chakras are... are deeply misaligned."
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"But I, um, I have, uh, to..."
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"Okay."
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"Day she moved in here, we had sex right in the hallway."
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"It was like "Less Than Zero" with shittier coke."
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"Fascinating. (sighs)"
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"Listen, man, I know we're in crisis mode here, but, uh..."
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"but I'm getting a lot of personal shit coming off you."
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"Oh, you think?"
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"We're getting hacked because you're"
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"personally obsessed with your ex-wife."
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"Oh, yeah? Why don't you stalk Lisa's Instagram some more?"
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"Seems to cool you off."
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"Why do you keep bringing that up?"
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"Just trying to keep your eye on the ball, man."
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"Hey! Brenda! Don't power trip me! Open up!"
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