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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Blackout/Parchawi (S01E01)

"Okay, whatever he says, the answer is, "Yes, boss.""
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"I understand."
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"Good."
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"What kind of an idiot spends $2,000 on a toilet?"
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"I don't know. Maybe he's from California."
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"How's Richie Rich's bathroom coming?"
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"Oh, it's fine."
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"Only thing missing is a helicopter pad."
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"Boy, if you could sell him on a helicopter pad,"
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"that would make our year."
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"That is a very silly man."
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"His soul is like a withered fig,"
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"and his arrogance will get him sent him straight to hell."
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"All righty. Hazel, how was school?"
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"Yeah, did you stay?"
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"Why, did you get a phone call?"
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"Excuse me."
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"I'm assuming he still hasn't heard anything?"
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"No."
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"Yeah, that's rough."
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"Lived that a lot of years while you were gone."
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"Is there anything we can do?"
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"Pray."
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"Hey."
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"Hey."
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"I got a Frisbee. Want to play?"
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"I don't have time for that right now, Hazel."
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"Come on, it's important."
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"How can that possibly be important?"
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"My friend Isha said that in ten years"
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"they're gonna have Frisbee at the Olympics,"
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"and I'll never be good enough to make the team."
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"What a wonderful and supportive friend."
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"I want to get good so I can rub it in her face."
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"Throw it to me."
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"Dad said you guys used to play Frisbee"
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"when you were waiting to go on missions."
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"It's true."
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"It helped take our minds off of the danger."
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"Are you doing this to get me to stop worrying about my family?"
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"Maybe."
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"But also because I want an Olympic medal,"
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"and it's not looking like I'm gonna make"
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"the women's basketball team."
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"Was it hard for you when your father was so far away?"
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"Sometimes I would have dreams that he was home"
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"and I'd wake up and be sad."
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"Yes."
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"I have those."
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"You know what helps?"
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"Frisbee."
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"So, what is it you like about this friend Isha?"
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"She wears a bra."
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"Oh, good, you guys are here. I was up all night worrying."
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"Didn't get a wink of sleep."
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"I'm very concerned about these faucets."
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"Yeah, faucets are tricky. Let's talk about it."
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"I want them to have a wow factor."
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"If I was throwing a dinner party and you came in here,"
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"would they make you go "Wow"?"
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"Oh, yeah. Definitely wow."
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"Right, Al?Yes."
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"Wow."
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"I hope so. When I'm a guest in someone's house,"
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"I always check out their faucets."
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"Tells you everything you need to know about them."
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"Well, we certainly are learning a lot about you."
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"I'm sensing a tone here."
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"Maybe you're not taking my concerns seriously."
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"Oh, no. We are. We really are."
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"I'm not. I'm really not."
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"Well, you work for me."
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"So my problems are your problems."
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"I don't think you know what a real problem is."
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"You coming at me, bro?"
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"Okay, let's all take a breath."
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"My family is in Afghanistan,"
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"Everything is written; nothing is a mistake."
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