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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Blackout/Parchawi (S01E01)

"and I haven't heard from them in two days."
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"I don't know if they're alive or dead."
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"What the hell are they doing in Afghanistan?"
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"That is where they live.Well, they shouldn't."
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"What would you do"
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"if you didn't hear from your family for two days?"
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"I'd do a backflip. My family sucks."
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"Your family sucks?Mm-hmm."
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"What sorry excuse of a human being"
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"would say that about their family?"
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"You should be ashamed of yourself."
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"It is like you spit into the air"
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"and let it fall into your face."
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"Okay. Well, this has been fun,"
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"but you guys are fired."
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"It hasn't been fun! It hasn't been fun at all!"
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"So, wait, you were the calm guy"
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"and Al was the one who lost his temper?"
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"I know. Weird, right?"
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"Like we switched bodies."
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"Okay. We've just got to find a way"
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"to break it to Dad in the gentlest possible..."
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"ART: Morons!Good luck."
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"Did Al tell the bathroom guy to spit in his own face?"
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"Well, first of all...Aw, geez."
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"The guy was a real jerk."
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"Of course he's a jerk."
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"Lots of rich people are jerks."
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"How do you think they got so rich?"
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"Al was just standing up for himself."
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"And don't worry, I'll cover the loss."
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"Oh? With what paycheck?"
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"The money comes from the rich guy."
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"I just touch it for a moment before it gets to you."
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"I'm really sorry."
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"Yeah, well, "sorry" doesn't pay the bills."
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"Damn! Dad tore you a new..."
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"Hi, Dad."
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"Hey, I brought you some... Oh."
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"Sorry."
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"It's okay, I'm done."
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"I made us some tea."
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"Oh, thank you.Yeah."
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"This smells like paint thinner."
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"Sorry, that's mine."
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"Mmm. Better."
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"Mmm. Oh, yeah."
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"I am so sorry I created this problem for your family."
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"Mm."
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"This family is all about problems."
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"You're fitting in fine."
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"I don't know what happened."
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"It felt like a short circuit in my brain."
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"I didn't even recognize myself."
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"You're under a lot of stress."
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"No, I'm not."
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"I'm in Ohio."
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"I have never been safer."
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"And you've never been this far from home."
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"I know it sounds crazy..."
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"but I think it was easier to be in Afghanistan,"
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"where at least I knew what was going on."
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"If there was a problem,"
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"I could do something."
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"Here..."
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"I'm helpless."
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"Yeah, I get that."
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"I felt helpless when I couldn't get you out."
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"I can't imagine what it's like for you and your family."
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"All these thoughts keep coming through my mind."
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"What if Hassinais dead?"
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"What if my mother is injured?"
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"What if something happens to Wahid?"
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"Who will look after his children?"
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"Hey, hey, hey, buddy."
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"Remember you always tell me"
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"there are no "what ifs" in Islam?"
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"Thank you."
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"That helps."
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"Oh, good."
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"'Cause I never found it that comforting when you said it."
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"Do you know I've never gone more than a day"
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"without telling my mother I love her?"
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"Wow."
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"That's nice."
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"Me and my dad just punch each other in the arm."
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"Same idea, but it hurts more."
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"So this means "I love you"?"
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"Yeah."
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"So this means "I love you more"?"
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"Ow."
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"Ow!"
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"Okay, okay, we love each other."
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"I mean, am I right?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Feel like I'm in a carnival funhouse."
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"Thank you.You know, this might be an indication"
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"of long-term structural damage."
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"Wouldn't know for sure until we open the wall up,"
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"but of course we're not on the project anymore."
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"No, you're not."
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"If you're interested,"
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"I can take care of this myself."
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"Have it done for you in no time."
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"That might work."
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"But if we do this, I don't want to see,"
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"uh, Muscles and Mohammad again."
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"His name's Awalmir.Yeah."
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"Whatever. I-I really don't like that Middle Eastern kid."
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"Copy that."
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"I know you think you're doing a nice thing"
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"by giving him a handout,"
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"but it doesn't really help anybody."
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"He's a good kid."
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"He was just having a bad day."
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"Yeah, we all have bad days."
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"No, you don't understand."
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"I'm talking about the safety of his family."
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"Youdon't understand."
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"That toilet washes my tush."
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