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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Blackout/Parchawi (S01E01)

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"♪ Oh!"
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"You heard from your cousin Zubair?"
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"No."
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"Which is weird, because he texts me every day"
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"to see if Lizzie asked about him."
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"Maybe we can do something to take your mind off it."
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"How about I skip school and we go to the water park?"
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"Nice try.Or the movies."
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"It's really whatever Uncle Al wants.Okay..."
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"[chuckles] You're going to school."
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"You're being pretty insensitive."
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"All right. Get out."
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"If you change your mind, drive back and honk twice."
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"I'll meet you at the curb."
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"[laughs]: Go."
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"I'm really getting worried."
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"Would you rather take the day off?"
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"No. No, I... need to keep busy."
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"Aw, damn it."
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"What?"
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"She is not walking towards the school."
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"Hey, just so you know, I left a message with a buddy of mine"
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"who works at the embassy."
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"He's exposed to a lot of top-secret information."
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"Uh, is he in the CIA?"
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"No, he's in the mail room. Works the paper shredder."
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"What? They only shred the important stuff."
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"Well, thank you for trying."
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"Hey, guys, looks great."
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"Yeah, thanks."
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"Uh, just make sure the counter is level."
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"Oh, it will be."
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"I mean, flat."
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"Not this, not this. This."
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"Yes, sir. We know what flat means."
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"I own a lot of round items,"
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"so I'll know almost immediately if it's not level."
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"Don't worry. We got you."
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"I'd like to tell him where to put his round items."
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"In his flat bottom?"
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"There you go."
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"I think this is all of it."
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"All of what?"
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"Tax receipts, like you asked for."
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"This is a bag of garbage."
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"You said to save all the receipts,"
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"I saved all the receipts."
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"What was in here before-- salami?"
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"And the receipt from the deli's in the bag."
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"This one just says "Chanko.""
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"Oh, yeah, Chanko's the guy who fixed our generator."
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"Okay, how much did you pay him?"
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"Yeah, too much. It still goes,"
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""ba-ka-da, ba-ka-da, ba-ka-da.""
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"Oh, what is this, gum?"
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"I get it. You don't like my bookkeeping."
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"What..."
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""$38.72.""
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"What am I supposed to do with that?"
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"Is it money you spent?"
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"Your cell phone password? A nuclear code?"
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"None of the above, smart-ass."
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"That's money that's owed me."
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"You know Glenn Friscetti?Yeah."
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"Yeah. I helped him out."
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"He went through a rough patch."
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"Well, when will he pay you back?"
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"When he gets out of jail. Duh."
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"Still nothing?No."
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"You need a break?"
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"I'll be fine."
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"At least I can fear for my family"
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"in the comfort of Ohio's fanciest bathroom."
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"How we doing?"
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"Good. Uh, got the marble installed. Check it out."
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"Okay, okay. It looks good, looks good."
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"Ooh.[hisses]"
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"Although it's a little wonky over there."
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"No, it's level."
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"Yeah, I don't think so."
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"This is passable."
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"This is hard to look at."
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"Yet all of us are managing."
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"[mouths]Do you see how weird"
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"this is?"
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"Uh, not really."
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"That right there should be a perfect 90-degree angle."
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"Well, the counter is flat."
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"It's the wall that's not perfectly vertical."
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"Mm. And whose fault is that?"
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"The dead guys who built this house a hundred years ago?"
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"Okay, this is my nightmare."
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"This is my nightmare."
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"You and I have very different nightmares."
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"Okay...What's that supposed to mean?"
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"You know what? I totally see it now."
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"We'll fix it, get it how you want.I hope so."
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"Yeah. Okay. Thanks for your input."
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"What are you doing?"
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"There's nothing wrong with this wall."
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"I know. We'll just throw some fresh paint on it,"
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"make him feel like he did something."
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"That guy does not deserve this bathroom."
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"He should take care of his business in the woods."
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"Hey, one more thing."
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"Hey, hey, hey. That's a $2,000 toilet."
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"It's for my ass, not yours."
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"Yeah, he's sorry."
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"Don't speak for me."
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"Fine, I'msorry.What are you sorry about?"
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"What do you got?"
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"Use the top-notch epoxy."
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"I will know if you cheap out on me."
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"Goes without saying.And yet I'm saying it."
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"What's wrong with you?What's wrong with you?"
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"Dude, I know you got a lot going on,"
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"but you got to keep your powder dry."
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"My powder is very dry."
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"This is his house."
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