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Clips from United States of Al (2021) - Blackout/Parchawi (S01E01)

"The one downstairs doesn't."
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"End of story."
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"So we're not getting that job back."
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"Thought you were going to handle it."
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"I did. Poorly."
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"This is all my fault."
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"I am so sorry, Mr. Art.Hey,"
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"you just sat on his toilet."
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"I'm the one that tried to put his head in it."
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"[phone chimes]"
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"It is my sister."
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"The whole city was blacked out."
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"They're fine now."
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"[phone chiming repeatedly]"
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"Everybody is safe."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"[phone chimes]"
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"My mother is upset with me."
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"[laughing]: Why?"
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"Apparently there was a tornado in Oklahoma"
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"and she couldn't get ahold of me."
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"You really need to send her a map."
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"Excuse me, I'm-I'm going to go call her.Okay."
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"Don't we have family in Oklahoma?"
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"Yeah, I'm sure they're fine."
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"[Art sighs]"
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"What do you got on tap?"
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"The good beer I usually hide from you."
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"That's, uh..."
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"Thanks."
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"How's Al doing?Ah, he's sleeping like a baby."
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"The stress knocked him out."
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"Yeah, I'll bet.Yeah."
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"So I want to talk to you about something.[groans]"
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"Now what'd you do?"
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"Nothing. Nothing."
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"It's just, uh..."
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"all that time over there..."
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"I knew you were worried,"
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"but I don't think I ever realized"
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"just how hard it must have been for you."
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"Ah, you made it home."
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"That's all that counts."
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"Yeah. Still..."
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"Look, son..."
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"sleepless nights are just part of being a military family."
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"I know we're not great about saying things like this..."
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"I love you."
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"[clicks tongue]"
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"Let's talk about work."
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"Why?"
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"This becomes a business meeting"
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"and Lizzie can write it off."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Hassina, I would like you to meet my goddaughter, Hazel."
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"Hazel, this is my sister Hassina."
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"Hazel Jaan, hello."
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"Oh, wow. You look just like your father."
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"Salaam,Hassina."
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"Tsanga ye?Eh?"
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"Aw, Mashallah."
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"You speak Pashto?"
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"HAZEL: And a little Spanish."
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"Siéntate Hazel, silencio."
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"That means, "Sit down and shut up, Hazel.""
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"Okay, I have a really important question for you."
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"Where is your brother ticklish?"
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"Do not tell her."
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"Calm down, I won't tell her."
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"Gotcha."
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"You want to see something funny,"
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"touch his foot with your foot"
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"and he will shake your hand."
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"What? Why?"
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"Just do it."
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"Hey, it worked."
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"He is very superstitious."
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"He thinks if he does not do it, you will get into a fight."
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"It is not a superstition."
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"It is a real thing."
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"Why are you teaching her to cause trouble?"
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"Hazel, shake my hand."
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"This is serious."
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"I have lost friends this way."
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"We're not going to get into a fight."
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"Yes, we are.No, we're not."
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"We're in one right now."
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"[giggles] No, no, no."
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"This is all your fault."
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"Hey, you called me."
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"[Al growls]"
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"So, are you seeing anybody?"
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"Here you go."
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"Grampy puts chocolate chips on my oatmeal."
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"Well, he also puts mayonnaise on pretzels."
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"Let's not go by Grampy."
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"Is your Wi-Fi working?"
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"Mm. Let's see."
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"Googling "panda bears at play.""
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"So cute."
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"Oh, so cute."
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"Did you try turning it off and turning it back on?"
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"No, I've never used a phone before."
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"Hey, don't be snippy with me."
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"[exhales] Sorry, I..."
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"I've been trying to reach my family in Kabul since I woke up,"
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"but no one is answering their phone"
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"and no one is on Facebook."
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"Did you check the news?"
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"I didn't see anything."
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"Maybe they're just busy?"
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"No, no, the last thing I do before I go to sleep"
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"is text them good night and the first thing I do"
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"when I wake up is see what they wrote back."
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"But nothing today."
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"Hey. Power's probably out again."
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"That must be it."
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"Uh, sometimes the whole city loses power."
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"Sure, like Texas."
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"Sit tight. I'll get you those chocolate chips."
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