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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - DeputyDong (S04E04)

"[Laughs] All right."
Workaholics (2011)
"Who wants a breakfast beer?"
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"I got some extremely cold ones on dry ice back here."
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"Not me. Got my java. I'm on my ninth one right now?"
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"So I'm going pretty good, man."
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"I feel like I just flew a red-eye, but I feel good."
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"- What the frick, dude. The house is right here, man. - We're good, we're good..."
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"- Yeah, but park it down the street, that's like one of the first rules of..."
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"Okay, everybody turn to channel nine in case we were to get separated."
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"Yep, copy that."
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"Roger Blake's "copy that.""
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"Okay, copy Der's and Blake's "copy that.""
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"Okay, well, stop copying me, dude."
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"- Whoo! - I said it."
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"Deputy Dong!"
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"Open up, you bitch ass!"
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"Hey, hey, hey! This ain't a game anymore!"
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"Come on, man. We know you're in there."
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"- We can hear your bitch-ass music. - He's being a bitch ass."
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"All right, I got an idea. I'm gonna go check around back."
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"- I have an idea too, and it's... - Check in the back, Roger."
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"It's in the front."
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"Sorry."
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"[Suspenseful orchestration]"
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"♪"
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"Maybe if we mix dry ice with some be... avocados..."
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"- Okay. - Maybe we can create another..."
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"Wait, you can't touch it with your bare hands."
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"- What are you doing? - Oh, why is it sticking to me?"
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"Oh, it's sticking to me. Oh... oh!"
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"- Oh, it's so hot! - Hang on, hang on."
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"It's so hot. Why is ice hot?"
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"- It's supposed to be cold! - Here, let me help you. Let me help you."
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"- No, I'm gonna break it on my head. - What? No."
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"[Screams]"
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"What are you... Hang on. My hot coffee, my hot coffee."
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"I'm gonna melt it. I'm gonna melt it. Ready?"
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"- Oh. Ow. - Hey, it worked."
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"[Screams]"
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"The coffee's burning my eyes."
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"- Shoot, sorry. - Ow, God."
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"Oh, my God. Is he okay?"
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"I was burned by ice, and then I was burned by coffee."
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"It hurts. It hurts so bad."
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"- Is it him? - Am I who?"
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"No. Stop."
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"- What is a bundle of sticks? - Shh, stop it."
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"What do you consider a bundle of sticks?"
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"Stop it, stop... Oh, we got cops. We got cops. There's a cop."
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"Ho, ho."
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"There was this whole thing, dad. I mean, it was... it was insane."
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"- Hey, you missed like this whole ordeal. - What are you doing outside?"
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"Come on, get inside."
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"The neighbors are gonna see you. Come on, inside."
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"- Deputy Dong, that's him. - Dude, he's a cop?"
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"No wonder he's so good at the game."
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"- Now I get it. - It's a funny name."
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"I thought it was just, like, about... well, anyway."
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"This is Black Ops Agent Dreble to Black Ops Agent Uncle Blazer."
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"What is your location, Uncle Blazer?"
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"No, uh, actually, I'm going by "Chamilitary Man.""
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"Yeah, as in Chamillionaire's rap group. You remember him, right?"
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"You gotta get out of there, dude. He's a cop. He's there."
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"And there was all this loud commotion outside."
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"Oh, poop... And pee mixed together."
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"- So I went to go see... - I don't care, Nate."
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"I just buried one of my best friends on the force."
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"I'm not in the mood for your drama."
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"- God, dad, I'm sorry. - Okay, just shut up."
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"Turn off this crap music and put out the bourbon."
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"I got half the force coming over here."
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"Oh, my God. Black Ops Agent Blue Blazer."
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"The place is crawling with Popozaos."
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"Popozaos everywhere. Over."
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"[Electronic music]"
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"♪"
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"Guys. I'm trapped in the closet. You gotta get me outta here fast."
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"Okay, well, plans are hard to think of, so it might take us a minute."
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"- [Screams] - [Screams]"
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"{pub}Ah! Ah! Stop, you little... Ow, you bitch!"
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"Away from the door! Away from the door!"
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"Ow, ow! Dude, I'm not here to hurt you."
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"I'm just here to erase Deputy Dong's a-account, okay?"
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"[Cries]"
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"Ah... Ah, my roots."
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"- Delete my dad's account? - [Exhales]"
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"That would destroy him. Yeah, I'm in."
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"- You are? - Oh, completely."
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"He made me drop out of design school"
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"because he didn't like the "offensive photos" on my Instagram account,"
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"but I know it's really because he doesn't like my lifestyle."
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"Your lifestyle. Sure, sure."
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"Not to mention he's constantly throwing around that hate speech 24/7"
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"with all his friends on that stupid gaming system."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, the guy likes to throw the faggot word around."
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"Well, I know where he keeps the stupid Nintendo."
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"Okay, it's not a Nintendo, actually. And Nintendos aren't stupid."
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"They're actually one of the flawless machines of our generation."
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"Okay, I think we need to figure out which closet Blake's trapped in..."
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"- Right. - And then tunnel."
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"I've already started right here."
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"But, you know, the more I think about it,"
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"the more that that's a horrible plan 'cause that might take too long."
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"- Damn it. - Yeah, nice."
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"- Change of plans. - Nice imagination, though."
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"Yeah. What? I'm a child at heart."
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"Hey... who is this?"
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"- It's your best friend Blake. - I don't know a Blake."
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"I know a Black Ops Blue Blazer."
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"- Is this him? - No. Actually, I changed my name."
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"- You know that. It's Chamilitary Man. - Chamilitary Man is a horrible name,"
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"so we're going by Blue Blazer."
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"Go ahead. We'll accept the charges. Over."
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"Change of plans, all right?"
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"I got a man-boy here on the inside helping me with the mission, okay?"
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"This place is crawling with cops, guys."
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"I'm serious. There's tons of 'em in here."
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"So I just need you to buy me some time,"
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"and then we'll get this mission accomplished."
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"All right? Over and out."
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