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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - DeputyDong (S04E04)

"Are you faggots ready to die?"
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"- Okay. - No, no, no, no."
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"- You're gonna die, okay? - Yeah."
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"And please, stop calling us the faggot word, all right?"
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"It's horrible. It's a hateful word."
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"Shut up, faggot."
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"- [Grunts angrily] - Oh, good one."
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"Good comeback, "shut up." Who even says faggot anymore?"
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"That's not even a word that people say."
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"My grandfather says that, and my..."
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"And my grandma still says it, and my aunts, and a few of my uncles,"
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"but not the gay ones."
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"Hey, you guys seen the packing tape?"
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"I'm trying to send this box of dry-ice-packed"
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"California avocados all the way to Sweden."
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"I got a big-titted pen pal named Anika."
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"- I'm trying to impress her. - Very cool. Big titties, love those."
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"But you're kind of in the way, and we got Deputy Dong cornered."
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"You have him cornered? Okay, that's impossible"
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"- because he's way too good. - You're dead, man."
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"I won't even log on if the guy's playing."
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"Always calling me faggot and stuff."
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"That's you, this is us. We don't quit."
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"Yeah, we're not quitters. And also, don't play under my profile..."
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"- Turn around, faggot. - Look out, look out!"
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"Wait... [Both shout]"
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"Ders, you frickin' idiot."
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"You... I'm dead... We're dead now... okay."
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"This is some B.S. frickin' idiot."
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"Frickin'... got... Gave me all of his bad juju."
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"You know what? Fug his Californiacadoes."
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"Yeah, sorry. Sorry."
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"This is gonna get all fermented and disgusting."
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"Actually, that looks pretty good. Hopefully, Anika likes that."
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"Yeah, I hope Anika likes that."
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"You wanna play again, or are you faggots tired of my dong in your ass?"
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"There you go again with the word, with the faggot word."
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"I have to say, though, he is hurting my feelings."
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"Hey, Deputy Dong."
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"How about you take your dick and you put it, uh..."
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"Like some meats in there?"
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"Meats and cheeses down the... Down the d-hole?"
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"And then, all... You're in the wilderness, and a ton of squirrels..."
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"- Uh-huh. - [Sniffing]"
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"- Well, get to it. - And now they're..."
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"[Mimics gnawing]"
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"- They're... they're munching... - Ouchie, yeah."
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"- Ders! - Yo."
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"Hey, we need your help with this thing real quick."
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"What? Oh, is he calling you guys faggots again?"
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"- Yes, he is. - Well, guess what, buddy?"
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"D-dong, your mom is so fat..."
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"[Loud explosion]"
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"Oh."
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"How fat is she?"
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"Dude, I don't think you understand. The blender, it has 15 speeds, okay?"
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"You can... you can make a hamburger shake."
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"You can make a pizza shake."
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"- So it just exploded? - Yeah."
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"On its own? You didn't do anything to it?"
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"That was the crazy part. It was, like, avocados mixed with dry ice."
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"It's just combustible. It's like a scientific fact."
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"- Ooh! - Hey, look."
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"I'm just trying to do my job here. You don't have to call me a fa..."
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"Oh, hold, please."
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"- Guys. - What's up, Blake?"
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"It's Deputy Dong."
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"- It's him, it's Deputy Dong. - That's Deputy Dong?"
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"- On the phone? - Yeah, man, I was like..."
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"No, sir, I'm not calling you Deputy Dong."
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"Yeah, I was, like, I thought it sounded familiar,"
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"but then, once he dropped the faggot bomb,"
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"- I'm like, "it's him." - [Laughs]"
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"Okay, uh, you gotta, like, keep him on the line, right?"
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"And then, we got to, like, trace the call."
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"- Yeah. - Figure out his address, right?"
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"- Can we do that? - Uh, hey. Thanks for holding."
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"Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait. Disguise your voice."
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"Uh... uh, hello. This is the... the supervisor."
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"You sound like Black Grover."
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"You're gonna want the... The blender that has 15..."
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"Do you know how many speeds 15..."
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"What does that mean? I don't know what that means."
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"No, please don't hang... Don't hang up."
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"I lost him. Damn it, man, I lost him. You guys were distracting me, man..."
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"No, I was doing this, I don't know why you didn't continue..."
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"- What does that mean? - Stretching... Stretching it all out,"
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"stretching the time, time stretcher."
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"I thought for sure you were saying,"
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"you know, "Let's get Philly cheese steaks for lunch.""
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"A Philly cheese steak, like, idea for lunch would be like..."
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"[Mimics squirting]"
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"Sure."
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"Ooh, got a little somethin'. Got a little somethin'."
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"So you aren't hungry for Philly cheese steaks."
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"Well, God... now my day really sucks."
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"No, no, no, no, no. Look, client info. Look, his address is right there."
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"- Oh, yeah. - We had it the whole time."
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"Oh, my gosh, we know where he lives."
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"I say we go to this dude's house and bring the game to him"
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"using violence, dude."
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"Just... [Mimics automatic gunfire]"
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"[Mimics guns firing]"
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"[Mimics shotgun blast] Aah!"
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"- Oh, real guns? - We won't use guns, but a lot of word bullets."
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"Let's go there, kick down his door, delete his account, you know?"
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"That way, he can't play anymore."
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"We'll have Sniper Shot: Munich all to ourselves,"
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"along with everybody else who plays."
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"Oh, my gosh, that would shatter Deputy Dong's world."
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"- That game is, like, his life. - Right, it's, like, sad."
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"We should do it and show him what happens when you get us really frickin' pissed."
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"[Laughter]"
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"Totally... Oh, dude..."
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"And the best news of all: It's not even that far away."
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"♪ Flip this linguistic pimp nigger ♪"
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"- Hey! - Whoa. Whoo!"
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"Hey, wow. That didn't take long."
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"[Yawns]"
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"No, it did not. Just nine hours, boys. Welcome to Arizona."
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