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Clips from South Park - Safe Space (S19E19)

"So, these guys made fun of your weight and made you feel ashamed?"
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"[Haltingly] Yes, I was just trying to do my job"
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"as a food critic, and they all ganged up on me"
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"and said I was fat."
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"All right, why don't you take me back to what happened."
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"I was in the locker room..."
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"And I was in my underwear, and these kids walked by."
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"Then I looked in the mirror, and I thought I looked kind of ripped,"
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"and so I asked one of the kids if he would take a picture of m-me, and he did."
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"And I looked at the picture, and I looked pretty ripped,"
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"so later at home, I put the picture up on my Yelp account,"
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"And I typed in, "Don't I look ripped?""
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"And I thought people would be stoked on me."
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"Then this morning, I saw the comments on Twitter,"
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"and some people c-called me names and said I wasn't ripped,"
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"and they said I was fat, and I didn't have muscles."
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"Internet m-m-made fu-fun of me and [Hyperventilating]"
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"[Sniffs, clears throat]"
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"Well, Eric, maybe you shouldn't have put a picture of you"
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"in your underwear up on social media..."
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"Hey! You got a [bleep] problem, Mackey?!"
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"N-no, P.C. Principal!"
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"Because body shaming is [bleep] serious,"
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"and I'm not gonna allow that shit in my school!"
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"Nobody should have to feel that kind of shame."
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"[Register beeping]"
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"Okay, sir, looks like your total is $37.83."
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"All right."
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"Okay, and would you like to add a dollar donation"
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"to help hungry kids around the world?"
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"[Quietly] Oh, uh, no, th-that's okay."
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"- Sorry? - I'm... I'm good."
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"I'm sorry, you don't want to give the dollar to hungry kids?"
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"- Not today, thank you. - Okay, no problem."
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"[Register beeping]"
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"Window's gonna come up and ask if you're helping the hungry kids."
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"- Just hit "No, I'm not." - Oh, come on."
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"[Beep] Try hitting it again."
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"It's the box below the one that says,"
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""Sure, I'd love to help however I can.""
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"[Beeping]"
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"Ah, darn thing. Sorry."
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"Most people give the dollar. I can do this manually."
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"[Register beeping]"
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"Look, I give money to charity a lot, okay?"
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"Oh, sure you do."
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"I do! I just don't want to every time I shop for food."
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"That's completely understandable."
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""Have customer speak on the"... Oh, okay."
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"If you can just speak into the voice decoder and say,"
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""I'm not giving anything to the hungry kids.""
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"[Microphone crackles]"
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"[Echoing] I'm not giving anything to the hungry kids."
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"[Feedback]"
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"Okay, that's got it."
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"So, with the ice cream, the vodka, pizza pockets,"
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"and nothing for hungry kids, that's $37.83."
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"[Cash register beeps, change clinks]"
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"[Snarkily] Oh, don't forget your change."
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"Look, if I gave money every time I went grocery shopping, I would be..."
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"Thanks for shopping, sir. Next, please."
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"Dick."
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"Come on in, Kyle. Have a seat right there."
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"[Sniffling]"
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"You probably heard that Eric here has been dealing with some body shaming."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Well, Eric and I have been talking,"
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"and we've decided it's probably best for him to get off of social media."
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"Yeah, probably."
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"So, what we're looking for is a student volunteer."
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"Somebody who can put the things Eric wants up on the Internet for him,"
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"and also filter through all the comments and make it more of a safe space for him."
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"Wait, what?"
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"I said you were perfect because you're really good"
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"at getting all your schoolwork done on time,"
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"s-s-so you'd probably do a really good job."
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"You want me to run Cartman's Twitter and Yelp account"
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"and only give him the good comments?"
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"- That's right. - No."
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"[Sniffles, hyperventilating]"
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"Kyle, you know what body shaming is, right?"
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"How much it can hurt someone's life?"
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"All you have to do is check out all the comments,"
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"type out just the positive ones, and give that to Eric on paper."
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"If he doesn't like what people say on Twitter,"
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"he can get off."
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"[Whimpering]"
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"Okay, Kyle, well maybe you'd like two weeks detention instead."
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"[Sniffling]"
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"Give me... Give me detention."
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"- You sure about that? - Yeah, I'll take the detention."
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"That's two weeks detention for you, bud. I'll see you at 4:00."
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"And when we said someone should probably help Eric"
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"by filtering out any negative comments,"
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"he mentioned you by name."
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"Is this a joke?"
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"I'm not a joke!"
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"Nothing funny about this, Testaberger."
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"- This is a big problem in our country. - I'm not doing it."
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"And that's two weeks detention for you. Congratulations."
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"And so any comments that seem inappropriate"
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"or hurtful in any way, you need to delete"
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"and not include in your daily report to Eric."
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"I wanted someone smart and hardworking!"
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"- Do I gotta? - You want detention?"
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"Well, if I get detention, I'll get grounded."
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"Then you start today."
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"Butters, it's your job to make sure Eric has a safe space."
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"Oh, I'm sorry!"
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"Oh, no, my... my fault."
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"Isn't it great having a Whole Foods?"
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"This is where I come for lunch every day."
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"Got to eat healthy to stay fit."
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"Oh, shit. It's that guy."
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"And how are you today, sir?"
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"Great."
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"Uh, listen, before you ring me up,"
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"I just want to let you know"
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"I'm not gonna be giving extra money to charity,"
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"so can we... can we just skip that part?"
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