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Clips from Physical - Let's Do This Thing (S01E01)

who still really, totally love him.

"who still really, totally love him."

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But in the department, I guess he's sort of totally done.

"But in the department, I guess he's sort of totally done."

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I think you better leave now.

"I think you better leave now."

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Shouldn't I say good night to Professor Rubin?

"Shouldn't I say good night to Professor Rubin?"

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I'll give Professor Rubin your best.

"I'll give Professor Rubin your best."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Hope you like sucking unemployed dick.

"Hope you like sucking unemployed dick."

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Today you will eat clean, healthy foods.

"Today you will eat clean, healthy foods."

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After school drop-off, you will go directly to ballet class.

"After school drop-off, you will go directly to ballet class."

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You will do the full class without a break.

"You will do the full class without a break."

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Afterward, you will have a veggie pita from the place next door,

"Afterward, you will have a veggie pita from the place next door,"

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and no chips and no soda.

"and no chips and no soda."

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And if you do all these things, then after dinner,

"And if you do all these things, then after dinner,"

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you can have a reasonable serving of cobbler with no ice cream.

"you can have a reasonable serving of cobbler with no ice cream."

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A glass of skim milk is just as good.

"A glass of skim milk is just as good."

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None of these things are particularly hard to do with a little fucking discipline.

"None of these things are particularly hard to do with a little fucking discipline."

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If you weren't so lazy, you wouldn't have to do this.

"If you weren't so lazy, you wouldn't have to do this."

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Other people don't need this kind of fucking hand-holding.

"Other people don't need this kind of fucking hand-holding."

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Earth to Sheila. Hello.

"Earth to Sheila. Hello."

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Which tie should I wear?

"Which tie should I wear?"

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For the meeting with the provost.

"For the meeting with the provost."

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I think you should wear the mustard one.

"I think you should wear the mustard one."

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I like that. I bought that for you, for your uncle's funeral.

"I like that. I bought that for you, for your uncle's funeral."

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Yeah. That bastard.

"Yeah. That bastard."

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What meeting?

"What meeting?"

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They called me in.

"They called me in."

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Probably just looking for the usual dog and pony show.

"Probably just looking for the usual dog and pony show."

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But they knew what they were getting when they hired me, right?

"But they knew what they were getting when they hired me, right?"

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I love you. Whatever happens.

"I love you. Whatever happens."

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- You think something bad will happen? - No.

"- You think something bad will happen? - No."

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You chickenshit. You have to tell him, seriously.

"You chickenshit. You have to tell him, seriously."

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I actually think something good could happen.

"I actually think something good could happen."

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There's an acting chair position open,

"There's an acting chair position open,"

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and I know I'm considered controversial, but...

"and I know I'm considered controversial, but..."

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Do you remember the Logans are coming for dinner tonight?

"Do you remember the Logans are coming for dinner tonight?"

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God. That's tonight?

"God. That's tonight?"

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Any idea on what I should cook? I thought I could do my pasta primavera.

"Any idea on what I should cook? I thought I could do my pasta primavera."

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But Jack travels so much now. That could seem a little provincial.

"But Jack travels so much now. That could seem a little provincial."

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Or I thought I could try out the Moroccan tagine

"Or I thought I could try out the Moroccan tagine"

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that you got me during your sabbatical.

"that you got me during your sabbatical."

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Maybe try something fun.

"Maybe try something fun."

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I don't want to think this much about food, okay?

"I don't want to think this much about food, okay?"

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So just figure it out.

"So just figure it out."

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Something that's fun and interesting and not too uptight.

"Something that's fun and interesting and not too uptight."

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How about that?

"How about that?"

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You're the only one who thinks about food this much,

"You're the only one who thinks about food this much,"

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- you fucking freak. - Hey, you owe me one.

"- you fucking freak. - Hey, you owe me one."

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- Remember that. - Tell him!

"- Remember that. - Tell him!"

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Simone told me something last night.

"Simone told me something last night."

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About your job.

"About your job."

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That it's in danger.

"That it's in danger."

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But I think it's a good thing.

"But I think it's a good thing."

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You never wanted to teach political history. You wanted to make history.

"You never wanted to teach political history. You wanted to make history."

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So maybe this is your chance

"So maybe this is your chance"

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to step off the sidelines and just get in the game.

"to step off the sidelines and just get in the game."

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Run for office.

"Run for office."

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I'm sorry, I've just been...

"I'm sorry, I've just been..."

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I've been thinking about it for a while,

"I've been thinking about it for a while,"

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and that's why it sounded so… ruminated.

"and that's why it sounded so… ruminated."

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Honey, Simone is a cocktease without a clue.

"Honey, Simone is a cocktease without a clue."

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I'm gonna go to work.

"I'm gonna go to work."

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Go get 'em, tiger.

"Go get 'em, tiger."

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Hey.

"Hey."

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Morning. I was just looking at the waves. Doughnut?

"Morning. I was just looking at the waves. Doughnut?"

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No. Thank you.

"No. Thank you."

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I buy them for the twins, but then I finish them 'cause I'm disgusting.

"I buy them for the twins, but then I finish them 'cause I'm disgusting."

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No, you're not.

"No, you're not."

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Liar. You can't stop looking

"Liar. You can't stop looking"

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at the back fat spilling over her bra strap.

"at the back fat spilling over her bra strap."

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You're as shallow as a kiddie pool.

"You're as shallow as a kiddie pool."

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You want to go for a walk around the new mall with me?

"You want to go for a walk around the new mall with me?"

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- That sounds fun. - If I make it around three times,

"- That sounds fun. - If I make it around three times,"

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I let myself go into Giovanni's and have one of his expressos.

"I let myself go into Giovanni's and have one of his expressos."

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Don't get sucked in.

"Don't get sucked in."

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She's a riptide. She'll just suck you out to sea.

"She's a riptide. She'll just suck you out to sea."

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I have ballet, otherwise I would.

"I have ballet, otherwise I would."

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- Ballet. - But next time.

"- Ballet. - But next time."

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- Yeah. - Beautiful morning.

"- Yeah. - Beautiful morning."

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Join us for sunrise song.

"Join us for sunrise song."

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Judah's mom made pumpkin bread, and it's still warm.

"Judah's mom made pumpkin bread, and it's still warm."

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I can't. I have to go.

"I can't. I have to go."

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Pumpkin bread so you can turn into a pumpkin yourself.

"Pumpkin bread so you can turn into a pumpkin yourself."

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Short, round, lumpy. No one wants pumpkin bread. Nobody wants you.

"Short, round, lumpy. No one wants pumpkin bread. Nobody wants you."

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Stop it!

"Stop it!"

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'Sup, lady?

"'Sup, lady?"

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You're not supposed to park there.

"You're not supposed to park there."

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Well, you're not supposed to be a fucking biatch, biatch.

"Well, you're not supposed to be a fucking biatch, biatch."

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All right, asshole. It's go time.

"All right, asshole. It's go time."

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Sorry.

"Sorry."

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Pathetic.

"Pathetic."

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Is that a look of pity?

"Is that a look of pity?"

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It is. She's covered in frosting, and she is embarrassed for you.

"It is. She's covered in frosting, and she is embarrassed for you."

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Even if you're late, you got here.

"Even if you're late, you got here."

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So you miss a little warm-up.

"So you miss a little warm-up."

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- It's closed. - What? When?

"- It's closed. - What? When?"

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This week. You're surprised? Everything else was gone already.

"This week. You're surprised? Everything else was gone already."

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The tanning salon, the travel agency.

"The tanning salon, the travel agency."

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Abigail held out as long as she could.

"Abigail held out as long as she could."

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- They sold out? - Everyone does eventually, right?

"- They sold out? - Everyone does eventually, right?"

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You need a tanning bed?

"You need a tanning bed?"

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I'm sorry, I should say want. Who needs a tanning bed?

"I'm sorry, I should say want. Who needs a tanning bed?"

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He's saying you're pale, pasty, fat, gross, disgusting.

"He's saying you're pale, pasty, fat, gross, disgusting."

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There she is again. Who is that skanky bottle blonde?

"There she is again. Who is that skanky bottle blonde?"

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And why are you so obsessed with her? What's wrong with you?

"And why are you so obsessed with her? What's wrong with you?"

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Now you've done it. She sees you watching her.

"Now you've done it. She sees you watching her."

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She sees everything about what a fucking mess you are.

"She sees everything about what a fucking mess you are."

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Fruits and vegetables.

"Fruits and vegetables."

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That's what you're here for since you skipped your dance class, you lazy bitch.

"That's what you're here for since you skipped your dance class, you lazy bitch."

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Hi. How many eggplants do you think I need for four people?

"Hi. How many eggplants do you think I need for four people?"

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What kind of people?

"What kind of people?"

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Old friends. From the Bay Area.

"Old friends. From the Bay Area."

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Buddies from the movement days. Only now, he's a very successful author.

"Buddies from the movement days. Only now, he's a very successful author."

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And they're vegetarians. Like us.

"And they're vegetarians. Like us."

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Six.

"Six."

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Magic stuff.

"Magic stuff."

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You want to try?

"You want to try?"

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You skipped ballet, but you can still go running.

"You skipped ballet, but you can still go running."

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It's not too late if you don't get stuck.

"It's not too late if you don't get stuck."

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Oops.

"Oops."

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You filthy bitch.

"You filthy bitch."

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