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Clips from Physical - Let's Do This Thing (S01E01)

We'll be ready for you in five.

"We'll be ready for you in five."

Physical

We'll be ready for you in five.

"We'll be ready for you in five."

Physical

Okay.

"Okay."

Physical

Are you sure there's not anything we can get you before we start?

"Are you sure there's not anything we can get you before we start?"

Physical

A juice? Fruit? Tea? No?

"A juice? Fruit? Tea? No?"

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She's on the move.

"She's on the move."

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Do you want me to get you anything? You're the star performer.

"Do you want me to get you anything? You're the star performer."

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I can go out and get it.

"I can go out and get it."

Physical

Or if you want to go to the washroom, now would probably be a good time.

"Or if you want to go to the washroom, now would probably be a good time."

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Sorry, can't get out of the leotard.

"Sorry, can't get out of the leotard."

Physical

Yeah. She's on the move. Let's go.

"Yeah. She's on the move. Let's go."

Physical

I just want to make sure that you're comfortable.

"I just want to make sure that you're comfortable."

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I don't know if you've had makeup come and have a last look at you.

"I don't know if you've had makeup come and have a last look at you."

Physical

Okay. Places, everyone. From the top. Let's move. Let's go.

"Okay. Places, everyone. From the top. Let's move. Let's go."

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Well, look at you. I mean, seriously.

"Well, look at you. I mean, seriously."

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Do you really think you're pulling this whole thing off?

"Do you really think you're pulling this whole thing off?"

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The disco sex kitten look at your age?

"The disco sex kitten look at your age?"

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You're not fooling anybody with this shit.

"You're not fooling anybody with this shit."

Physical

Wait. Wait. Hang on. Is that... Gotta be kidding me.

"Wait. Wait. Hang on. Is that... Gotta be kidding me."

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A giant fucking zit right on your laugh line.

"A giant fucking zit right on your laugh line."

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Wrinkles and zits.

"Wrinkles and zits."

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It's a real sexy cocktail you're serving up.

"It's a real sexy cocktail you're serving up."

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Hello? Everything okay? Babe?

"Hello? Everything okay? Babe?"

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Just a second.

"Just a second."

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All right. Just you've been in there forever.

"All right. Just you've been in there forever."

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So, are you sure everything's all right?

"So, are you sure everything's all right?"

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I said just a second.

"I said just a second."

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Maybe if you crawled out of my ass.

"Maybe if you crawled out of my ass."

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Fuck.

"Fuck."

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Just give it up. They don't fuck the face.

"Just give it up. They don't fuck the face."

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- Hey. - Sorry.

"- Hey. - Sorry."

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No. Don't be. I was just worried about you. That's all.

"No. Don't be. I was just worried about you. That's all."

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I'm good. I'm fine. Just my stomach.

"I'm good. I'm fine. Just my stomach."

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Yeah, everybody left. They all took off. Except for Simone, who is still here.

"Yeah, everybody left. They all took off. Except for Simone, who is still here."

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And I'm pretty sure, I'm actually 100% positive, that she is down to hook up.

"And I'm pretty sure, I'm actually 100% positive, that she is down to hook up."

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Everybody left, they said goodbye, and she just stayed.

"Everybody left, they said goodbye, and she just stayed."

Physical

So I was thinking, do you want to go and, you know, close the deal?

"So I was thinking, do you want to go and, you know, close the deal?"

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I don't know.

"I don't know."

Physical

But you said you always wanted to try this.

"But you said you always wanted to try this."

Physical

No, I did. Well, I think I said I was open to...

"No, I did. Well, I think I said I was open to..."

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- If you've changed your mind... - No. I haven't changed my mind.

"- If you've changed your mind... - No. I haven't changed my mind."

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- I haven't changed my mind. - Yeah, okay. All right.

"- I haven't changed my mind. - Yeah, okay. All right."

Physical

I just... Are you sure she wants to?

"I just... Are you sure she wants to?"

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Yeah. Yeah.

"Yeah. Yeah."

Physical

She was flirting with me the whole night. You saw her.

"She was flirting with me the whole night. You saw her."

Physical

Plus, she was never my student. She was in an entirely different department.

"Plus, she was never my student. She was in an entirely different department."

Physical

And we're talking way across campus, like, two quads over.

"And we're talking way across campus, like, two quads over."

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So we can skip the whole ethical bullshit.

"So we can skip the whole ethical bullshit."

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And I thought that you wanted to prove that you could be…

"And I thought that you wanted to prove that you could be…"

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you know… after the baby.

"you know… after the baby."

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But if I'm wrong...

"But if I'm wrong..."

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- No, no. You're not wrong. - Okay.

"- No, no. You're not wrong. - Okay."

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I just don't...

"I just don't..."

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I just feel a little unsexy. That's all. I feel like a monster.

"I just feel a little unsexy. That's all. I feel like a monster."

Physical

Well, I don't see anything in front of me except for my stone-cold sexy wife.

"Well, I don't see anything in front of me except for my stone-cold sexy wife."

Physical

But look. Hey. Here's the deal.

"But look. Hey. Here's the deal."

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I don't want you doing anything that you are not 100% comfortable with.

"I don't want you doing anything that you are not 100% comfortable with."

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But… baby, remember?

"But… baby, remember?"

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The old days.

"The old days."

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That freedom we had, how good that felt. It was me and you against the world.

"That freedom we had, how good that felt. It was me and you against the world."

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Didn't that feel good? Don't you want to feel that again?

"Didn't that feel good? Don't you want to feel that again?"

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- I do. I do. But it's now, and I... - Yeah.

"- I do. I do. But it's now, and I... - Yeah."

Physical

She's so young too. That girl down there.

"She's so young too. That girl down there."

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My God. She doesn't even know what it was like.

"My God. She doesn't even know what it was like."

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Right now, we could show her.

"Right now, we could show her."

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I'll go talk to her.

"I'll go talk to her."

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Yeah?

"Yeah?"

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All right.

"All right."

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- Okay. - Yeah? Okay.

"- Okay. - Yeah? Okay."

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God, she's fucking flawless.

"God, she's fucking flawless."

Physical

How young is she, 19?

"How young is she, 19?"

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I swear they get younger every year.

"I swear they get younger every year."

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Not you. You get older and zittier.

"Not you. You get older and zittier."

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I put something on. I hope that's...

"I put something on. I hope that's..."

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It's okay.

"It's okay."

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You have the raddest classic records.

"You have the raddest classic records."

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People my age, or at least people in this cultural fucking wasteland,

"People my age, or at least people in this cultural fucking wasteland,"

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they have no idea about this sound, you know?

"they have no idea about this sound, you know?"

Physical

Just listen to those guitars. They're like...

"Just listen to those guitars. They're like..."

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They're like my hear... heart.

"They're like my hear... heart."

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Hey.

"Hey."

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Easy, easy.

"Easy, easy."

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Sweetie, sweetie.

"Sweetie, sweetie."

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It's okay. It's okay.

"It's okay. It's okay."

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Easy. Easy.

"Easy. Easy."

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My God. That was so embarrassing.

"My God. That was so embarrassing."

Physical

No, no.

"No, no."

Physical

You're, like, the best.

"You're, like, the best."

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You saved my life.

"You saved my life."

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Don't mention it. It's all right.

"Don't mention it. It's all right."

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God, Professor Rubin is so lucky.

"God, Professor Rubin is so lucky."

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You can call him Danny.

"You can call him Danny."

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Danny.

"Danny."

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But it just... It sounds so weird to say it like that.

"But it just... It sounds so weird to say it like that."

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I mean, Danny, he's obviously brilliant, right?

"I mean, Danny, he's obviously brilliant, right?"

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But you... you're just so cool and deep

"But you... you're just so cool and deep"

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and just a total fucking fox just to top it all off.

"and just a total fucking fox just to top it all off."

Physical

I mean, if my mom was even half as rad as you, I...

"I mean, if my mom was even half as rad as you, I..."

Physical

Shit. Shit. Sorry. I didn't mean...

"Shit. Shit. Sorry. I didn't mean..."

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No, it's okay. I'm sure I could be.

"No, it's okay. I'm sure I could be."

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She's right. You could be.

"She's right. You could be."

Physical

You better get this thing back on the rails, grandma.

"You better get this thing back on the rails, grandma."

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No way. I mean, maybe, I guess.

"No way. I mean, maybe, I guess."

Physical

You guys are from the same generation, I guess.

"You guys are from the same generation, I guess."

Physical

But, like, she voted for Reagan.

"But, like, she voted for Reagan."

Physical

And you guys are just, like, stuck in this whole '60s thing.

"And you guys are just, like, stuck in this whole '60s thing."

Physical

Thank you.

"Thank you."

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No. I don't mean stuck.

"No. I don't mean stuck."

Physical

God, I hate pot. It makes me so stupid.

"God, I hate pot. It makes me so stupid."

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- What is the word that I'm looking for? - Rooted.

"- What is the word that I'm looking for? - Rooted."

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Yes. Yes! Totally.

"Yes. Yes! Totally."

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You're rooted, you know, and, like, in a different time.

"You're rooted, you know, and, like, in a different time."

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And that's why I think you're so cool, but...

"And that's why I think you're so cool, but..."

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Why is she still talking?

"Why is she still talking?"

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Also why Professor Rub... I mean,

"Also why Professor Rub... I mean,"

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- Danny is so… - Danny.

"- Danny is so… - Danny."

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- Controversial? - Disliked.

"- Controversial? - Disliked."

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In the department.

"In the department."

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Professor Rubin is getting fired.

"Professor Rubin is getting fired."

Physical

You know, there's still a group of us, or at least some of us,

"You know, there's still a group of us, or at least some of us,"

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