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Clips from The Monkees - Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth (S01E01)

"Hey mister."
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"You live around here?"
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"Yeah. Up there."
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"Would you watch my horse for me?"
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"Sure, I'd be glad to."
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"You sure you won't let anything happen to him?"
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"Sure, I'm sure."
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"- Thanks mister. - Hey!"
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"Hey wait!"
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"Hey, when you coming back?"
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"Hey wait!"
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"Hey kid!"
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"Soup's on, come and get it. Okay, try it. My own recipe."
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"Ah, cream of root beer."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Well, Peter, you've reached a new low."
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"Oh, Peter!"
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"Here we go again."
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"I feel like I'm turning into a savage beast, fit only to roam"
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"the countryside in search of victims for my horrible crime!"
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"- Don't forget the bird. - The bird."
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"Faithful bird. My faithful bird, hidden in the countryside,"
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"we must fly away! Oh, oh, oh! Ow! Ow!"
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"It's probably the villagers with their torches."
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"Right. Oh!"
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"Hi."
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"- Alright. Where is he? - Where's who?"
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"Don't play innocent with me, kiddo. You know who."
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"I heard all that barking and screaming and growling;"
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"you've got a dog in here. You know my rules against pets."
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"If I catch you keeping a dog in here, out you go."
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"That was no dog, Babbit; that was just Micky."
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"- Eh? - Yeah!"
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"Yeah. You know, I was doing my werewolf imitation."
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"Werewolf?"
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"Yeah, you know, how y-you're sometimes you're a werewolf?"
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"Yeah, you know, how sometimes you walk around, and you"
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"growl, and, you, oh, you know, and you pretend you're"
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"a werewolf sometimes. Pretend to be a werewolf."
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"Well, I was just pretending to be a werewolf, growling around."
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"Well, if you were just pretending, okay."
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"Bye, Babbit."
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"But don't let me catch you keeping a real werewolf in here!"
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"Sure, Babbit."
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"Hey, fellas."
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"You know what just happened to me?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"Here we come, walkin' down the street"
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"We get the funniest looks from every one we meet"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees, and people say we monkey around"
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"But we're too busy singing to put anybody down"
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"We're just tryin' to be friendly, come and watch us sing and play"
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"We're the young generation, and we've got something to say"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees, you never know where we'll be found"
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"So you better get ready, we may be comin' to your town"
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"Look, I'm telling you, I was walking along the beach, and this little kid came up and"
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"asked me to look after his horse, and then he just left."
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"I just can't leave the horse there."
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"No, Davy, man, you gotta take him back."
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"Look, I can't; there's no place to take him."
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"Man, we'll get in trouble."
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"The landlord was just over here. He was asking a lot of questions."
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"He doesn't think we stole him, does he?"
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"Oh, no, no, no. He thinks we're keeping a dog in here."
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"A dog? This is a horse!"
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"I know, no, no, he thought he heard a dog in here."
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"A dog. Now, how can a dog sound like a horse?"
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"Ah, you know, I was doing my werewolf imitation."
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"Well, I don't think that sounds like a dog at all."
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"Well, it does if you, if you do it in a certain way."
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"You know, you kinda, in your throat, you go oh, oh, oh, oh!"
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"Okay, you guys, I heard that!"
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"Come on, move, horse!"
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"It's no use; he won't move."
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"Davy, you and Peter go hide in the bedroom."
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"He already knows about us; it's the horse we've got to hide."
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"Really, I know what I'm doing."
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"Come on, open up now!"
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"So, you fellas thought you could pull a fast one on me, didn't you?"
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"Well, never fear, I'll find him. Here, boy. Come on out now, boy."
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"If you come on out now, it'll go easier with you."
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"I don't know where you fellas are keeping that dog, but you"
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"won't get away with it. And don't think for one moment"
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"you've got me fooled, because I'll be back!"
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"- That's a horse. - Uh."
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"You've got a horse in here! What are you doing with that horse?"
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"- They really- - What do look like a horse, don't they?"
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"Who? Who?"
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"Uh, Davy and, uh, Peter. That's Davy and Peter in the costume."
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"P-Peter and Davy in there?"
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"- We're going to a masquerade party. - No."
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"Sure, we just decided to go to a masquerade party."
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"- Really? - Yes."
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"Isn't that amazing?"
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"You know, with a costume like that, they could win first prize."
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"Yeah."
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"Bye."
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"Oh, man, we gotta hurry."
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"We've gotta get this horse out of here before he gets back and starts thinking."
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"- Well, come on. - Pull."
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"Wait, come on. Come on."
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"Oh yeah. Turn around."
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"Come on. There you go. Come on, horse."
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"Come on. Come on."
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"Peter. Hey, Peter, come on out of the bedroom."
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"Here, come help us. We gotta get the horse in there."
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"Move! No way! He's not coming."
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"No, wait a minute. Wait a minute, man. No way he's buying any of this."
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"Uh, look, we still got the horse costume. Why don't we try that?"
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"Yeah! I'll get the costume."
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"- Okay, um, why don't you and- - Maybe we can coax it with some food."
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"Food, food!"
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"Would you like a hamburger?"
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"The horses don't eat salami!"
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"Uh, the soup. Soup."
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"Soup. Hey. Over here. Soup."
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"Come on."
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"- Soup. Soup. Here, soup. - Wa-wa-come on. Come on."
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"- Give him the soup. - Hey, I think he likes it."
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"Is he? Look at it!"
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