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Clips from Man with a Plan (2016) - Adam Gets Neighborly (S02E02)

"and invited everybody on the street except us."
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"Great."
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"What? No. Not great."
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"I heard it from that old hermit guy"
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"on the corner who let all his grass die."
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"Dirt Yard Bob?"
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"Yeah. They even invited Dirt Yard Bob."
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"The guy that electrocuted himself"
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"trying to get free sneakers off a power line."
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"I heard that when he woke up, he could suddenly play the piano."
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"We used to get invited to everything."
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"I mean, potlucks, holiday parties."
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"What happened? I happened."
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"I cut the cord with that bunch of mooches."
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": You're welcome."
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"Those people were our friends. No."
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"No. No, no, no, no, no, no. Mooches."
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"Remember two years ago"
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"when we stayed home on the Fourth of July?"
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"I got roped into feeding all their cats."
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"That's what neighbors do."
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"You know what cats do?"
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"They hide, and then they dive at you, claws first."
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"They get off, like, six punches"
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"before you know what the hell happened. Oh."
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"Okay, well, remember"
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"when we let the Morrisons park their boat in our driveway?"
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"Then they split up, and the husband just"
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"lived on it for weeks."
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"That thing didn't have a toilet."
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"Where did he go, Andi?"
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"We'll never know."
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"Yeah, but now we're outcasts."
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"I mean, how did you manage to alienate an entire block?"
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"Well, it was pretty easy, actually."
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"You know, whenever someone would want to make plans,"
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"I'd just say, "Oh, yeah, sure. I'll have Andi call you.""
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"Then I never told you to call."
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"Then, when I'd run into 'em , I'd say,"
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""I can't believe Andi never called you.""
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"Voilà."
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"So I look like the bad guy."
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"How do you think I feel?"
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"I look like I'm married to the bad guy."
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"You know what? You've become unfriendly."
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"What? Mm."
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"I have not."
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"The neighbors were all over us."
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"When Germany invaded Poland, did people call Poland unfriendly?"
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"Don't bring Germany into this, all right?"
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"Every time you're losing an argument,"
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"you call in the Germans."
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"What's wrong with being neighborly?"
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"I just don't get it."
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"I mean, why do I have to be buddies with someone"
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"just because of a geographical coincidence?"
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"You know? I'm sure somebody lived next to Mussolini."
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"Were they watching his cat?"
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"And here come the Italians."
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"Look, bottom line, I did us a favor."
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"I can't believe it took you this long to notice."
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"Well, I've been busy working."
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"I just... I wasn't paying attention."
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"Oh. I just thought you were quietly on board."
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"You know? It's like upstairs."
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"If you don't make a face, I just keep going."
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"ADAM: And then Andi said"
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"I was unfriendly."
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"I was kind of expecting a thank you."
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"From your wife?"
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"That's not what they do."
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"I'm a friendly guy."
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"I mean, Lowell, we became friends."
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"It was the hardest thing I've ever done,"
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"and I knitted this sweater vest."
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"I'm looking for Adam Burns."
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"Are you a singing telegram?"
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"I am not."
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"Oh. Then he's over there."
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"I'm the new county inspector."
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"I just checked your concrete slab."
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"Oh, great. Yeah, as soon as you sign off,"
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"we can start framing."
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"I'm not signing off. It's still wet."
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"And you knew that when you called me down here."
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"The inspector we had before did it all the time."
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"He understood the concept of leeway, you know."
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"I don't believe in leeway. I believe in my way."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Look, new lady... My name's Joy."
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"Well, somebody lied to you."
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"I don't know if they taught you this"
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"in county inspector school, but concrete dries, okay?"
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"That's why the sidewalks aren't full of skeletons"
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"trying to pull their legs out."
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"I don't know if they taught you this in contractor school,"
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"but you don't talk to me like that."
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"Joke's on her. I didn't even go to contractor school."
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"Okay, look, it's gonna be two weeks"
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"before that slab cures all the way."
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"If you don't sign off, my guys can't work,"
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"and I'm paying 'em to do nothing. That's a problem."
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"That's your problem."
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"Until you got here,"
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"I didn't have a problem!"
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"Did you just raise your voice at me?"
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"Well... I do not take kindly to that, sir,"
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"because then I am forced to do the same."
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"And if this is a talking-loud competition, I will win it!"
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": Well, maybe it's a talking-soft competition,"
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"and I'm winning it."
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"What? Just send the other inspector back. He knew me."
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"Well, I do not know you, sir,"
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"and so far, what I've seen, I do not like."
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"You are very unfriendly."
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"Unfriendly? Wha-What do you want me to do,"
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"make you a balloon animal?"
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"I've red-tagged a lot of slabs,"
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"and this has given me the most pleasure."
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"That's right, "pleasure," as in "joy.""
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