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Clips from Horrible Bosses (2011)

"-Most of the time, it's sperm. -Silent killer."
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"Anyway, that's not the point. Point is..."
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"...we're not qualified. We gotta hire a professional."
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"-Are you talking about a hit man? -Yeah."
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"That's a really good idea."
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"Yeah. We don't clean our own apartments or cut our own hair."
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"-No, we pay someone to do that. -Yeah."
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"Well, I don't actually. Stacy cuts my hair."
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"-She does? -Yeah."
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"-She have training for that? -Doesn't need it."
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"She might."
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"And where are you gonna find a hit man?"
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"Why don't you guys leave that up to me, okay?"
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"I got this whole thing figured out."
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"I'm gonna give you a call tomorrow, I'm gonna tell you where to meet me."
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"Why don't you just tell us now?"
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"I don't have it all figured out. I got some of it figured out."
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"-Okay. -I'm gonna go home and start."
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"Okay. All right. I'm gonna go home too."
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"-Well, you are. This is your house here. -Oh. I couldn't tell that by the way you go..."
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"...in and out of my fridge drinking all my fucking beer."
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"-No, no. -Enjoy."
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"-Were you followed? -Why would I be followed?"
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"People follow people in these types of situations. Sure you weren't?"
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"Oh, boy. What people?"
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"Just take one quick look around, make sure."
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"-Let's put this down. -Look around, make sure some--"
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"-Calm down! -That's what you get."
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"Shut the door, take the chain off and let me in."
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"-I pissed him off already. -Already?"
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"What the hell's going on, huh? What are we doing here?"
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"I don't want an assassin in my apartment."
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"Don't want this guy knowing where we live."
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"Hang on, you guys already went ahead and found someone and he's coming here?"
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"-Oh, bigtime. -Not "we." Dale, all by himself."
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"-It was easy. Easy as buying a used futon. -You found a hit man online?"
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"Yeah. They don't write "hit man," right? That's dumb."
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"They use code words, like wet work, right? Liquidation. Check him out."
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""Skilled professional with years of experience..."
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"...in domestic and international wet work."
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"Discreet. No children, no political figures.""
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"That last part was important. I saw that, I thought, "This is a good idea.""
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"I feel we should've got a cheese plate for this guy."
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"-20/20 hindsight. -Is that him?"
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"-Oh, shit. -Yeah, that was definitely a car."
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"-He looks like James Bond. -He really does, dude."
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"Bet he carries a gun you screw together. Those are, like, the coolest guns they make."
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"So dangerous. What if that is an undercover cop?"
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"-Come on. -What if it's the real thing?"
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"He charges so much we can't afford it, gets pissed, kills us."
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"-Kills all three of us? Hold on. -That's a thing?"
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"Could that happen?"
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"-Gotta let him in. -How's my hair?"
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"-What do you mean? -It doesn't matter. Let's do this. Okay."
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"Ready?"
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"Yeah?"
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"Are you Dale?"
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"-I am the one they call Dale. -Hmm."
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"Please come in."
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"Thank you."
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"Are all three of you participating in this?"
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"-Yes. -Well, um...."
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"-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. Yep. -Yes."
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"Very well."
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"Now, before we go any further..."
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"...I need to know if there are any hidden recording devices in the room."
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"I will find out if there are."
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"I'm sure you would, but there's none because that would be stupid of us."
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"-That's a silly move. -It's a no."
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"Then let's get started."
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"-I love this guy. -This is the real deal."
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"-His voice, you kidding? -This guy is legit."
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"And you do know that we just wanna start with a--?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, wait, what's this for?"
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"-For the mess. -What?"
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"Wouldn't wanna leave a stain, now."
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"-Oh, my God. I knew it. -Who's first?"
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"-"Who's first"? No. -We don't want you to kill us."
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"We want you to kill another person. If anyone's first, probably him."
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"No. Goddamn it."
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"Gentlemen, gentlemen, what are you talking about?"
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"Your ad said you do wet work."
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"That's correct."
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"I urinate on other men for money."
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"-What was that? -What'd he say?"
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"I think he said he pisses on dudes."
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"Why else do you think my ad was in the "men seeking men" section?"
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"Where was it?"
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"-You fucking idiot. -Could you be dumber?"
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"-Why look in the "men seeking men"--? -We are men looking for a man!"
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"How do people let you work on their teeth?"
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"They don't, actually. I just hand the tools to Julia."
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"Are you telling me that I've driven all this way and nobody wants to get pissed on?"
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"-Uh-uh. -Well, it's not our thing."
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"Sorry about that."
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"Can I use your toilet? I stored up rather a large amount of pee for this."
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"Sure. Yeah, it's right through there. Knock yourself out."
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"Oh, and by the way, I still will want my $200."
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"-Understandable. -We insist."
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"-Two hundred, huh? A bargain. -To kill three people?"
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"-I thought it was such a good deal. -Dipshit. Unbelievable."
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"I'll be in the car."
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"Okay, but you guys are gonna chip in for the--"
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"Am I gonna have to give him all my money?"
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"Sir, I'm going to leave your money on the bed."
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"God, he would have drenched us."
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"Okay, I'm gonna take the blame on that one."
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"-You bet your ass you will. -You should take the blame."
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"-It was an honest mistake. -That's not how you find a killer."
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"-Oh, you know how to find a killer? -Yeah, I bet I--"
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"Yeah, hey, you know what? Yeah. I got an idea."
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"What are you doing?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Good evening, Mr. Buckman."
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"Thank you for contacting Nav Guide. My name is Gregory."
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"How may I be of service this evening?"
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"Yeah, we're looking for the most dangerous bar in the city. Can you help us, please?"
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"-We're going to dinner. -I'm sorry?"
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"Looking for a bar filled with criminals. Lowlife thugs, hard-core shitheads."
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"-What do you got for us? -Let's go to a restaurant."
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