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Clips from Horrible Bosses (2011)

"I get to work before the sun comes up and I leave long after it's gone down."
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"I haven't had sex in six months with someone other than myself."
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"And the only thing in my refrigerator is an old lime."
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"Could be a kiwi. No way to tell."
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"-Morning, Thomas. -Good morning, Nick. You better hurry."
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"But here's the thing:"
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"This is just temporary."
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"Quick story:"
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"My grandmother came to this country with $20 in her pocket."
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"She worked hard her whole life and never took shit from anyone."
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"When she died, she had turned that $20 into $2000."
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"That sucks."
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"You know why she didn't succeed?"
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"Because she didn't take shit from anyone."
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"The key to success--"
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"They will not teach you this in business school. --is taking shit."
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"That's what I've been doing the last eight years, and it's all about to pay off."
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"This is Nick."
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"I'm this close to getting a big promotion with my own office."
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"I'll be right there, Mr. Harken."
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"Then all the endless hours, and the sacrifice and the shit-eating..."
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"...will have been worth it."
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"See, this is what concerns me, Nick."
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"You're a punctual guy. You know the importance of being here right at 6 a.m."
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"Which is what leads me to think that..."
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"...there must be something wrong with the clock on our system."
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"May have been a minute late."
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"But according to this, you were two minutes late. So either you're a liar..."
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"...or this system is off by a full minute."
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"The only hitch?"
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"I work for this guy, David Harken..."
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"...who right now is giving me some fresh shit for being two minutes late."
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"He's a total fucking asshole."
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"If that's the case, I'm gonna have to fire Thomas, our longtime security coordinator."
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"-I may have been two minutes late. -Oh."
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"Well, then you were lying."
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"No. I-- Who you calling?"
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"-Thomas. I gotta let him go. -No, uh--"
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"-I was lying. Sorry. -Lying?"
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"I didn't mean to. It was more of a saying. "Might have been a minute late.""
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"Literally, uh, truthfully, was two minutes late."
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"Boy, I have to get used to driving with this big, heavy ring on my finger."
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"-Come on. -I keep swerving to the left, babe."
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"When I was a kid, people would ask me what I wanted to be when I grew up."
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"I always gave the same answer."
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"I love you so much."
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"I love you too."
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"I wanted to be a husband."
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"-I will call you when I'm done. -Have a good day."
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"I know that sounds weird."
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"Most boys wanna be firehouse chiefs or personal trainers..."
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"...but to me being a husband was, like, the highest calling."
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"And thanks to Stacy..."
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"...that dream's about to come true."
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"Unfortunately, no one's gonna pay you to be a husband unless you marry Oprah."
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"So I had to find a job."
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"Now, I always admired dentists."
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"They're smart, they're capable, they keep your teeth healthy."
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"So I went out and I became one."
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"-How are you today, Dale? -I'm fine. Thanks."
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"Excavator."
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"Okay, I became a dental assistant. It's basically the same thing."
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"I just make a lot less money."
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"Did you ever see that show Gossip Girl?"
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"-No. -Ooh."
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"I watched an episode last night."
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"I fingered myself so hard to that Penn Badgley guy, I broke a nail."
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"And it would have been the perfectjob. If not for one..."
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"...evil crazy bitch, D.D.S."
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"I bet you're no shrimp in the cock department, huh, there, Dale?"
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"-Okay, Julia. Come on. -What?"
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"-I'm uncomfortable talking about that. -Oh, Dale, come on."
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"You know that I like to fool around."
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"-Oops. -Mr. Anderton."
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"Not in the office. This is bad."
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"-Bad, bad, bad! -You probably shouldn't hit the patients."
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"Ah, I love this. So festive."
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"I love my job."
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"If you ask me, anyone who hates theirjob has no one to blame but themself."
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"We make our own destinies, and I've made a sweet one."
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"We have stairs. You don't need to bring your own."
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"I'm an account manager at a chemical company. I'll tell you, the job has its perks."
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"Hi, can I help you?"
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"He's just signing for these packages. Thank you."
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"Oh, no. I should do this."
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"Reggie, I got this. Thank you, buddy."
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"-This is high-priority stuff here. -Thank you."
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"-So, what's going on here? -I'm sorry?"
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"-Is this one of those hidden camera shows? -What do you mean?"
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"You're way too cute to be just a FedEx girl."
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"You gotta be a model or actress or something, right?"
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"What happens when I open these? Something'll jump out, bite my penis?"
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"No. Nothing's gonna jump out. I'm just a FedEx girl."
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"-Shut up. -Ha, ha."
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"-Bye. -Have a great afternoon."
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"Thank you."
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"I didn't sign that form, by the way, so she has to come back."
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"She's cute, huh, Reg?"
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"-Caught another fly in your web, did you? -Ha, ha. Hey, Jack."
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"But the real reason I'm here is this guy:"
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"Jack Pellit, my boss. The sweetest man I know."
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"He loves me and I love him. Everybody loves him."
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"-You all right, Margie? -Hi, Mr. Pellit. Kurt."
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"I've been waiting to get in there for a while."
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"-Who's in there? -It's your son."
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"Bobby!"
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"Margie's waiting. You nearly done in there?"
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"A man can't get any privacy around here."
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"-Okay, Margie. Bobby? -What?"
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"Your stomach okay? You seem to spend more time on the toilet..."
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"...than at your desk."
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"I didn't realize I had to tell you every time I wanna take a dump."
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"If the worst thing about this job is having to tolerate my boss's..."
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"...dipshit cokehead son, well, it's a small price to pay."
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"Need me to tell you when I pee-pee?"
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"I'm just trying to get you to do your part, son. It's not easy times."
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"I do my part. I do other people's parts."
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"But it doesn't matter to you. You just wanna ride my ass because I'm your son."
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"You know what? I don't hear you giving dickskin any shit."
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"-"Dickskin"? Nice. -Kiss-ass."
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