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Clips from Horrible Bosses (2011)

"...that spend their entire day dreaming of ways to kill their bosses."
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"-You do that too? -Of course."
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"-Sounds a little sick. -It's not. It's just a way to blow off steam."
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"It's not like we're gonna actually kill our bosses."
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"-Good. -Ha, ha. Though you would have to admit..."
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"...that our lives would be a lot easier if our bosses weren't alive."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Hypothetically, if we could do it and none of us get caught, would you guys do it?"
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"-No. -I would."
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"-No, you wouldn't. -I would."
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"-You would? -Yeah."
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"It's not murder if it's justified. Justifiable homicide, right?"
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"I can't wait to hear this."
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"If one evil person dies for the greater good, so be it."
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"You know, Bobby Pellit is an absolute monster. He's a fucking jerk."
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"If he has his way, he's gonna end up killing thousands of innocent Bolivians."
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"What?"
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"Technically, I think it's immoral not to kill him."
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"I should kill Harken for not letting me say goodbye to Gam Gam?"
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"Yes. Yes, you should."
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"But I don't care how bad our bosses are. We're not murderers."
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"Julia is ruining your life, you know? That's wrong."
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"-That is wrong. -It's affecting your possible marriage."
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"-Come on, she's not ruining it. -Would your life be easier without Julia?"
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"You're right. Uh, know what I'm gonna do?"
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"I'm gonna go to Julia's house, maybe I'll slash her up..."
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"...and I'll put her in a box and I'll mail it to you two, uh, tough-guy mafiosos."
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"I'm done with this conversation. You're paying for dinner because you've upset me."
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"You're paying and I'm finding a cab somehow."
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"I was just speaking hypothetically, you know."
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"Me too."
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"Guess who."
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"Look, I'm really kind of not in the mood for this."
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"Not in the mood for what?"
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"-Hi. -Hi, babe."
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"Oh, what are you doing here?"
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"-I invited her. -Yes. She called."
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"And she said that now that we're engaged, she wanted to offer me free dental work."
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"-And you know I have that loose filling. -Yeah."
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"This really was so, so sweet of you, Julia."
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"Oh, please. Come on, Stacy, it's my pleasure."
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"You're part of the family now."
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"But, um, I don't know if it's a good idea, sweetie."
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"Oh, why not?"
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"Because we're mixing pleasure with business. Business and pleasure."
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"We're taking advantage of Julia."
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"Dale."
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"There's nothing that you could do ever that would be taking advantage of me."
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"-Okay? -So sweet."
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"All right, you. Let's go say we pump you full of gas, huh?"
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"-Okay. -Okay."
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"Fuck me."
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"Ten."
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"Nine."
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"I don't know what you're doing with your hand."
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"-Okay. -Seven."
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"Put your hand in a safe place because there's sharp tools here."
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"Oh, there she goes."
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"-Come here! -What are you doing? What are you doing?"
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"You're gonna give me that dong, Dale."
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"My dong?"
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"You're gonna fuck my slutty little mouth."
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"Do you hear the words you say sometimes? I mean, who talks like that?"
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"Let's have sex on top of her. Let's use her like a bed."
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"Get down, get down. Hey, hey! Get off of her."
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"Goddamn you! That's it, okay? You know what? That's crossing the line."
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"So I'm done, Julia."
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"Fuck this. I'm out. I don't need this job. So goodbye, I'm quitting. I'm done."
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"I'm gonna tell her you fucked me."
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"What?"
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"If you don't fuck me, I'm gonna tell her that you fucked me."
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"Okay. Tell her whatever the hell you want. She's not gonna believe you."
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"She already knows that you're a sex offender."
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"And I think once she gets a look at these..."
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"...she's gonna believe me."
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"-What is that? -Do you remember your first week here?"
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"When I changed the crown on your second bicuspid?"
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"Yeah."
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"Well, I just, uh, took a few pictures of the procedure."
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"-Oh, my God. -Right?"
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"Oh, no. What?"
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"Oh. Ooh."
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"You did all this while I was unconscious?"
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"Ooh. Mm-hm. Yep."
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"That's my favorite."
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"-Rape. -What?"
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"Rape. That's a rape. This is what raping is."
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"You're a raper and you've raped me. That's a rape! Rape!"
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"Just relax there, Jodie Foster."
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"Your dick wasn't even hard."
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"That does not give me any relief."
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"But it will be next time, and if it is not..."
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"...this little sweetheart right here is gonna get a peek at my little photo album."
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"So please prep the patient for the bitewing x-ray."
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"I'll be back in a jiffy."
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"I'm in. Let's kill this bitch!"
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"-What bitch? -"What bitch"? Guys, my boss."
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"Our bosses need to die. You were right, man. We should do this thing."
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"We were drinking last night. You said that killing is wrong."
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"I know. That was before Julia tried to fuck me on top of Stacy's unconscious body."
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"-Really? -Yes, dude."
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"She's gone fucking batshit crazy. She took a bunch of photographs of me--"
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"-Where are they? -They'll ruin my life. I can't show them."
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"-It's a whole thing. You guys in or out? -I was in last night."
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"-Nick, what do you say? -Please. Let's go."
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"Nick, come on."
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"Seriously. I mean, uh, what about your grandma, you know? Bubbe."
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"-Gam Gam. -Whatever it is."
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"She didn't get to say goodbye to her grandson."
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"Because his dickbag of a boss wouldn't let him leave. Right?"
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"-What would Gam Gam want you to do? -She wouldn't want me to kill him."
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"Okay, forget about Gam Gam. She's dead. You gotta accept that."
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"This is about you, Nick. Okay, what do you want?"
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"Well, obviously I want him gone."
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"-Exactly. So let's do this. -Right?"
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"-How do we do this? -I thought about that."
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"Stacy and I, we watch a ton of Law & Order. Huge Law & Order buffs."
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"There's all sorts of ways the bad guys on the show mess up, right?"
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"They leave behind skin cells and, uh, bullet casing--"
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"Sperm."
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