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Clips from Horrible Bosses (2011)

"...on the day of his funeral."
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"This is an accounting department decision. My hands are tied."
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"I'm sorry. You are one cold, heartless bastard, Buckman."
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"-Hank, this wasn't my idea. -Fuck you, Kurt."
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"Come in."
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"Julia, you needed to see me? Oh, shit."
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"Uh-oh."
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"-Will you have a seat, Dale? -Do I have to?"
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"Please."
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"Sure."
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"This is a little ridiculous, but--"
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"Look, Dale, you know, I know that I like to fool around at work. Right?"
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"And I might even-- You know, I might even cross the line a bit."
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"But the last thing that I wanna do is make you uncomfortable."
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"I mean, it's just not professional. You know?"
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"And I pride myself on being a professional."
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"So from now on, what I would like you to do is just tell me, you know..."
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"...when and if, uh, I cross the line. Okay?"
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"Okay. Now."
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"What?"
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"Well, now, you're kind of crossing a line..."
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"...because you're naked."
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"Uh...."
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"Not naked, Dale."
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"-Can you see my pussy? -Hmm."
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"True. Um...."
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"But I think, uh, even really saying the word "pussy" is--"
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"-That's crossing the line? -Little bit."
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"You're starting to sound like a little faggot."
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"There we go. That one's another one, probably illegal thing to say too."
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"Okay. Let's not talk about illegal, Mr. I-Like-To-Pee-On-Little-Boys."
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"It was an empty playground in the middle of the night."
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"Ah. That's weirder. Poor child must have been terrified."
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"There were no children. No kids in the park. Why do people think that?"
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"You know what? Forget it. Listen, let's just cut to the chase, all right, mister?"
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"-You're engaged now. -Right."
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"And I respect the institution of marriage way too much to violate it."
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"So that's why you're gonna have to fuck me well before the wedding."
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"Because the closer we get to this date, the less ladylike I'm gonna feel about it."
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"Julia, I'm not gonna sleep with you."
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"We'll see about that."
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"Get out."
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"Could you do the, uh...?"
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"I'm a sucker. Harken wasn't gonna promote me."
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"That coked-up prick is gonna ruin Pellit Chemicals."
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"He's just gonna fire everybody."
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"She stood there with her breasts right in my face."
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"Yeah, you know, yours doesn't sound that bad."
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"I'll stop bringing it up."
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"I don't understand why you guys don't quit."
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"Julia's the only one who'd hire me. Are you registered sex offenders?"
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"Going to school, changing fields, starting from the bottom. Who wants to do that?"
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"What do I care about protecting Pellit's name when his own son doesn't?"
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"-Gotta be a million jobs out there. -You could find another job."
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"-Is this really happening? Look at this. -Oh!"
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"The Three Musketeers. Nick, Kurt and Dale. Look, hanging like high school."
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"Oh, shit."
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"-Kenny's here. -What's up?"
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"-Yeah, I love this. -Kenny Sommerfeld."
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"In the flesh, boys. In the flesh."
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"Now, I heard you moved to New York, you're working at Lehman Brothers."
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"-They, uh, hired me right out of Yale. -Hell yeah."
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"-Smart Kenny. I love that shit. -What are you doing here?"
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"-You read the papers? They shut us down. -Right. Sorry about that."
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"I've been looking for work for the last two years."
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"I can't even get a job waiting tables."
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"You waiting tables. I don't buy that."
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"Kenny Sommerfeld, you were voted "Most Likely to Succeed," weren't you?"
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"-I mean, everyone thought you were set. -Everybody including me!"
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"I'll tell you what though."
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"I would fucking murder those Lehman Brothers if I could."
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"-I don't blame you. -I bet."
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"Line them up, and I would put one bullet through the three of their heads."
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"-That would do it. -Heh."
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"-Take it easy, Kenny. -No, you guys don't understand, okay."
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"I was making the high six figures, and now, ha, I can't even pay for this fucking drink."
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"-You can't? -Well, we'll cover it, right? Dale's got it."
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"-Seriously, yeah? -Uh, I actually can't cover it."
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"-I'll do it. -Will you spot him?"
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"Got some extra, maybe throw my way?"
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"-Beyond the drink? -Maybe some extra scratch, if you got it."
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"-Of course. -Can you cover me? Just because--"
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"-And I'll get you next time I see you. -Cool, thank you."
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"Kenny, I had no idea it was that bad, buddy."
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"-Do you have change for a 10? -No, I don't."
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"You know what? That's probably not gonna cut it, so I'll tell you what."
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"How about I give you guys some hand jobs?"
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"-What is it? -Huh?"
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"Forty bucks a piece. We'll do it right here in the bathroom."
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"All right, you guys are driving a hard bargain."
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"Since I know you, I'll let you stare into my eyes."
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"-I'll do the three of you for a hundred. -Kenny, are you gay now?"
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"-No, I'm not gay! -You just do gay stuff."
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"I'm the opposite of gay. Now, come on. What do you say?"
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"Handies for the Three Musketeers."
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"Come on. You know what? I'll hit the three of you at the same time."
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"Dale, I'm gonna deal with you right here behind my knee."
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"Nobody's doing that, you're gonna love it. You two, I'm gonna rock you."
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"Nordic style. You know what they're saying right now?"
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"They're saying my hands are rated four stars."
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"Four stars wrapped around your stick, pop the thumb, nick the top. Nick the top."
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"-Nick the top, nick the top, pecker spit. -You been drinking all day, Kenny?"
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"Look at me. I know what I'm doing down there. Nobody will ever know."
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"Hey! Come on, man. I thought I told you to stay out of here."
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"I gotta go. But listen, if you guys change your mind..."
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"...I'm staying at my mom's house. Mm."
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"For an extra hundred, I'll let you guys pool your mayonnaise..."
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"...right here in my bellybutton. You'll love it. Think about it. Ugh, ugh! Yes!"
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"I'll be at my mom's."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, Kenny."
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"That dude banged all three of my sisters."
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"He might be looking for your brother now, you know."
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"Maybe don't quit your job."
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"I guess we'll be miserable for the rest of our lives? That's the deal?"
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"-That's the way it's looking. -Why you saying that?"
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"We don't have many options, do we?"
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"Think about it, we can quit our jobs and turn into Kenny..."
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"...or, uh, keep our jobs and just become spineless losers..."
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