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Clips from Horrible Bosses (2011)

"You are so fucking fired!"
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"Yeah!"
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"So, meeting adjourned."
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"-Can I speak to you? -Sure, what is it?"
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"For months you've been hinting I was in line for that promotion."
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"And look how hard you've been working."
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"-You were just lying to me? -Lying?"
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"No, Nick, motivating."
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"I mean, look, we're all part of the same team here."
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"Plus, you know, I'm the one who's gonna be doing all the extra work."
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"You know last month you made me work so late..."
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"...I missed saying goodbye to my Gam Gam?"
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"-Sorry, what? -My grandmother."
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"I told you I needed to see her because she was very sick."
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"You said if I left early, I'd get fired."
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"And she died before I made it to the hospital."
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"-I'm sorry. -Thank you."
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"I had no idea that you called your grandmother "Gam Gam.""
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry you didn't get to say bye-bye to Gam Gam."
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"Really, I really am. I'm sorry."
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"But I needed you to work late because you are an invaluable member of this operation."
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"And I need you in the position you're in."
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"Well, tough shit, okay?"
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"Been in that position for eight years. Why would I stay after being treated like this?"
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"Well, because I'd make sure that nobody in the industry would ever hire you again."
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"Bullshit."
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"No, because they're gonna want my letter of recommendation, right?"
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"So I'm perfectly willing to write that you are an insubordinate, dishonest drunk."
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"You can't do that. That's not true."
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"Let me tell you something, you stupid little runt."
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"I own you."
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"You're my bitch."
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"Don't walk around thinking you have free will because you don't."
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"I can crush you any time I want."
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"So settle in because you are here for the long haul."
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"Yo, dickwall."
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"-What the fuck? -What?"
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"Three hours late. What's the deal?"
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"-I was at your father's funeral. -Uh-huh. Mm-hm."
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"Maybe that excuse would have flown when my dad was here, but I'm in charge now."
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"That excuse wouldn't make any sense if your dad was still here."
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"Whoa."
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"In my office, now."
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"Yes?"
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"All right, sit."
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"-I'm not a dog, Bobby. -Good boy."
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"I've been looking through the books. You're the accountant. Tell me..."
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"-...why is this company in the crapper? -Well, we're not."
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"-It's a recession, but we're still profitable. -Bullshit."
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"Look, I know you and my dad were pals."
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"Frankly, I always thought it was, uh, weird, it was gay."
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"-Do you know what that word means? -Yeah, it's dick on dick."
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"It ain't my bag. I thought it was a little bit weird..."
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"...that my dad thought you were so fucking special."
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"But that doesn't matter now, he's in the ground."
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"I'm your boss. And there's gonna be some changes around here."
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"-Can't wait to hear them. -First things first."
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"Hospital bills, Larry Murinsky."
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"Why the fuck are we paying his hospital bills, he doesn't even work here?"
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"He doesn't work here because he had a horrible accident in our warehouse."
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"-All right? The guy burned off half his face. -Exactly."
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"I don't want my money going to support monsters."
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"He's not a monster. He's a great guy who worked for us for many, many years."
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"Cut him off. Second."
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"EnviroTech Waste Management. It's costing us a lot of money."
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"Your dad chose to dispose of our waste responsibly."
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"To do that, you gotta spend money."
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"Fuck that. The Bolivians are gonna do it for a third of the price."
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"-I'm gonna hire them. -No, you can't go to them."
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"I will. I think I will."
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"They're gonna endanger local residents."
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"Oh, I give a fuck some tribesman gets cancer. Cry me a fucking river."
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"They're not tribesmen. It's a modern society."
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"Do I look like I fucking care?"
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"Your dad told me very clearly he would rather die..."
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"...than save money and hurt people, okay?"
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"Well, guess what, looks like we're right on schedule, doesn't it?"
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"What else? Gotta trim some of the fat around here."
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"What do you mean by "trim the fat"?"
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"-I want you to fire the fat people. -What?"
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"They're lazy, and slow and they make me sad to look at."
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"You can start with Large Marge. Marge, can you come in here, please?"
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"No, Margie's not fat, she's pregnant. I'm not gonna fire her."
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"Well, fine. Uh..."
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"...stay where you are, Marge. Congratulations."
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"-You can fire, uh, Professor Xavier. -Who are you talking about?"
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"-You mean Hank? -Yeah."
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"He creeps me out, rolling around all day in his special secret chair."
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"-He's up to something. -I won't fire anyone."
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"-You're not? Oh, really? -Yeah, really."
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"It's like you don't care about this company at all."
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"No fucking shit I don't care about this company. This is just an ATM to me."
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"You think when I was a kid I dreamed of running a fucking chemical company?"
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"No. I dreamed of being on a beach with a model serving me tropical drinks."
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"That's what I dreamed of. That's what's gonna happen..."
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"...as soon as I squeeze the profit out of this company. But first things first."
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"You either fire the fatty or you fire the cripple, or I fire all three of you."
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"Decision is yours. You can phone a friend, ask the audience, fifty-fifty."
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"Do the math. One loses the job or three loses it."
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"Your call. I think I know who you're gonna fire."
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"And tell him to leave his handicap parking pass when he leaves."
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"You can't take that. It's issued by the state, Bobby."
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"Well, this is-- You're looking at the state."
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"The State of Bobbyville."
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"-Okay? Deal with it. -That would be a town, Bobby."
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"United States of Me."
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"-Okay, there we go. -It's all here."
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"-Hey, Hank, how you doing, man? -Good, what's up?"
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"Um...."
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"We're going through a real tough time..."
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"...financially and...."
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"We're gonna have to let you go."
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"Shit."
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"-I'm sorry. -Everyone."
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"Uh, can I have your attention, please? I have an announcement to make."
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"I've just learned that Kurt has fired our dear friend Hank here."
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"I just want you all to know that I am just as shocked and angered as you all are."
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"-What are you doing? -Please."
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"Enough out of you already today. My dad..."
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