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Clips from Horrible Bosses (2011)

"-Come on, come on. -Yeah, go on. In you go."
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"-Go on, gay boy. -I'm not gay."
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"Please, I've seen gay boys. You're one of them."
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"-Where'd you see them? -At your house. Get in!"
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"-I'm a green belt, motherfucker. -What?"
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"-Yeah. All right? -Okay."
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"Now, I know you've been working your tail off for that promotion."
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"But I'm not sure I can even consider..."
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"...making you the Senior Vice President of Sales..."
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"...if I can't trust you."
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"-You can trust me. -Yeah, now you sound like my wife."
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""Trust me. You can trust me, honey."
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"Nothing's happening behind your back. Trust me.""
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"Meanwhile, she's fucking every guy in the neighborhood."
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"Oh, you want one?"
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"It's 8:15 a.m."
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"Well, is there something wrong with a man enjoying a drink in the morning?"
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"No."
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"Thank you. Sure, thanks."
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"Bottoms up."
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"Nothing for you?"
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"Nick, it's 8:15 in the morning. I'm not an alcoholic."
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"The only reason I took one, I thought you were gonna have one."
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"You took one because you thought I was? Is that something a Senior VP would do?"
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"I was just trying to be polite."
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"So if I, uh, was gonna put my balls in honey and shaved coconut..."
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"...you'd do that too?"
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"-I would not. -Sure?"
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"-Yeah. -Because I've got some coconut."
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"I'm having my teeth whitened Tuesday. You have to get your work done by Monday..."
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"...which means you'll probably be here all weekend."
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"Look, if you want a promotion, you gotta earn it."
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"Now, what do I keep saying?"
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"Life is a marathon, and you cannot win a marathon..."
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"...without putting a few Band-Aids on your nipples, right?"
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"Right."
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"Nick."
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"It's 18-year-old Scotch."
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"You don't really expect me to pour it back into the bottle, do you?"
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"-Water. -Yep."
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"All right. Let's see if this thing's working. Oh!"
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"-Oh, my God. -Oh! I'm sorry. I'm a squirter, Dale."
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"-Oh, you know what? -What?"
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"Ah. I think I can make out our little friend right there."
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"Stop it."
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"-Somebody's circumcised. -Okay."
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"-Listen. -What?"
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"-Can we stop doing this thing here? -Why? Because you have a girlfriend?"
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"She's not just my girlfriend anymore. We're engaged now."
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"-What? -We're engaged."
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"You said that she was just a hole for your dick."
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"I never said that."
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"Not really my style."
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"Shut up."
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"That's a lot of gas."
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"-That's good. No, those are great ideas. -Yeah?"
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"-Put them down on paper, will you? -Will do."
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"-You're happy here, aren't you? -Yeah, of course."
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"Good."
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"You got a bright future here, you know?"
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"Someday soon, it'll be you running this place."
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"-See you, kid. -All right, now."
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"-Drive safe. -Yeah."
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"Oh, shit."
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"He had a heart attack."
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"They said his, uh, heart burst in his chest like a water balloon."
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"Oh, my God. I'm sorry, man. I know you guys were close."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I loved that guy."
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"I loved working for him, you know? It was, like, awesome."
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"Now his shitbag son's gonna be in charge and it's like--"
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"The cokehead?"
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"Yeah. Know how many times I caught him doing blow at work?"
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"This thing's a real bummer. Sorry. You're the only one of us who didn't hate his job."
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"Did I tell you that Harken tricked me into having a drink at 8:00 this morning?"
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"I mean, I work for the Antichrist."
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"-How did he trick you? -I thought he was giving you a promotion."
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"He is, definitely. That's why he's being extra evil."
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"This is his last chance to make my life miserable."
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"Right. At least your boss isn't sexually harassing you."
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"-God. Here we go. -Don't give me shit."
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"You won't get sympathy for this."
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"She's going crazy. It's like a totally hostile work environment now, man."
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"-It's not funny. -Yeah?"
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"All right, today she starts spraying water at my crotch to see the outline of my dick."
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"-That's great. -It's not great."
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"What are you talking about? Why don't you just, you know, fuck her?"
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"Because I am engaged to be married and I love my fiancée, okay?"
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"That's true."
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"-Congratulations. -Thank you."
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"What about getting a different dental hygienist job?"
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"I can't get another job."
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"-No, he's a child molester, Nick. -No, uh, deviant. Sexual deviant?"
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"What is it? How do they classify it? Sex offender."
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"I'm on the registered sex offender list, yes."
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"You can't get that expunged? All you did was pull your dick out on a playground."
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"I was taking a piss at night, there were no kids."
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"All right, you know what? You don't put a playground right next to a bar."
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"-It's entrapment. -Mm-hm."
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"Speaking of entrapment, I'm gonna go see that girl about her vagina."
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"Excuse me."
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"He did say 10:00, right?"
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"-Yeah. Do you know what this is about? -It just said "staff meeting" on the memo."
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"It's funny how he gets all over my ass if I'm a minute late, but then he makes us wait 15."
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"-You were two minutes late. -Morning."
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"Didn't think I had to punch a clock with you."
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"I'll just attribute this to your drinking problem."
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"-I don't have-- -Please, we're in the middle of a meeting."
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"Morning, everyone. So I have finally decided..."
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"...who I want to be our new Senior Vice President of Sales."
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"He's right here in this room."
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"-It's me. -What'd he say?"
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"I've decided to absorb the responsibilities..."
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"...of the Senior VP position into my own."
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"I've realized if you wanna get something done right, you gotta do it yourself."
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"I'll break through the wall of the office that would have been the Senior VP's..."
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"...and make one huge enormous office."
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"However, I will only be taking 85 percent of the additional salary I am entitled to..."
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"...and that is self-sacrifice, people. Learn from it."
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"Fucker!"
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"You fucking son of a bitch!"
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