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Clips from Super Mario Bros.

"(MARIO BROS TUNE)"
Super Mario Bros.
"A long, long time ago, the earth was ruled by dinosaurs."
Super Mario Bros.
"They were big, so not a lot of people went around hassling them."
Super Mario Bros.
"Actually, no people went around hassling them because there weren't any people yet."
Super Mario Bros.
"Just the first tiny mammals."
Super Mario Bros.
"(BOING)"
Super Mario Bros.
"Basically, life was good."
Super Mario Bros.
"Lou, it just don't get no better than this."
Super Mario Bros.
"Yeah!"
Super Mario Bros.
"(DRAMATIC DRUMMING)"
Super Mario Bros.
"Then something happened."
Super Mario Bros.
"A giant meteorite struck the earth."
Super Mario Bros.
"Goodbye, dinosaurs!"
Super Mario Bros.
"But what if the dinosaurs weren't all destroyed?"
Super Mario Bros.
"What if the impact of that meteorite created a parallel dimension"
Super Mario Bros.
"where the dinosaurs continue to thrive"
Super Mario Bros.
"and evolved into intelligent, vicious, aggressive beings?"
Super Mario Bros.
"Just like us!"
Super Mario Bros.
"And hey, what if they found their way back?"
Super Mario Bros.
"(HOOTING)"
Super Mario Bros.
"Hey, lady, what are you...?"
Super Mario Bros.
"(HOOTING)"
Super Mario Bros.
"Oh!"
Super Mario Bros.
"- Where's the rock? - Koopa."
Super Mario Bros.
"(SCREAMS)"
Super Mario Bros.
"(BABY CRYING)"
Super Mario Bros.
"Welcome to Miraculous World, where each week we ask unanswered questions."
Super Mario Bros.
"Today on our Miraculous World, another dimension,"
Super Mario Bros.
"- the universe next door. - (PHONE RINGS)"
Super Mario Bros.
"An alternate world separated by time and space"
Super Mario Bros.
"and yet somehow joined and continuous with our own."
Super Mario Bros.
"Mario Brothers Plumbing. No leak too small."
Super Mario Bros.
"A-ha. No, no, no. Don't touch it."
Super Mario Bros.
"No, it's not a big problem. Just leave it to the professionals."
Super Mario Bros.
"- I was somewhere else. - Another dimension, you mean?"
Super Mario Bros.
"Sure."
Super Mario Bros.
"- Another dimension... - OK, we'll be right there."
Super Mario Bros.
"Luigi, we got a broken dishwasher at the Riverfront Cafe."
Super Mario Bros.
"- You know what that means? - Yeah, yeah, yeah."
Super Mario Bros.
"We got work!"
Super Mario Bros.
"Mario, Mario, right now on Miraculous World,"
Super Mario Bros.
"this guy just found out he was in another dimension."
Super Mario Bros.
"The only thing miraculous I know is that we're still eating."
Super Mario Bros.
"While we're going broke."
Super Mario Bros.
"We ain't goin' broke, Mario. We're already there."
Super Mario Bros.
"Yeah?"
Super Mario Bros.
"- Ow! - Are you spending money on this stuff?"
Super Mario Bros.
"Look at this!"
Super Mario Bros.
"Yeah, but it's got the article about the missing Brooklyn girls."
Super Mario Bros.
"Yeah? It's also got one of the scientists who turns brains into cheese."
Super Mario Bros.
"Yeah. You don't know. It could happen."
Super Mario Bros.
"(LAUGHS) How could that possibly happen?"
Super Mario Bros.
"Anything's possible, Mario. You just gotta believe."
Super Mario Bros.
"I do believe. I believe the rent is three months overdue. That's what I believe."
Super Mario Bros.
"Hey, turn left here."
Super Mario Bros.
"Left! I said left!"
Super Mario Bros.
"- What are you doing? - I don't know, Mario."
Super Mario Bros.
"Just trust me. I got a good feeling about this alleyway. I don't know."
Super Mario Bros.
"What?"
Super Mario Bros.
"My instincts tell me this'll be faster. Breathe in, big brother. We'll get there."
Super Mario Bros.
"Luigi!"
Super Mario Bros.
"You know, I read that sea turtles navigate thousands of miles on instinct."
Super Mario Bros.
"Not in New York traffic, they don't."
Super Mario Bros.
"What are you complaining about? We're here, aren't we?"
Super Mario Bros.
"- You're gettin' worse. - I'm gettin' worse?"
Super Mario Bros.
"How did we get into sea turtles?"
Super Mario Bros.
"Faster. What did I tell you, huh?"
Super Mario Bros.
"It's a miracle we made it alive."
Super Mario Bros.
"I thought you didn't believe in miracles, Mr Tough Guy, huh?"
Super Mario Bros.
"Scapelli. They beat us to it again."
Super Mario Bros.
"Another lost job."
Super Mario Bros.
"One of Brooklyn's largest construction projects has been ordered shut down"
Super Mario Bros.
"as university students continue their search for dinosaur bones."
Super Mario Bros.
"Head contractor Anthony Scapelli is now arriving, hoping to settle the dispute."
Super Mario Bros.
"Mr Scapelli! (CHEERING)"
Super Mario Bros.
"Who's in charge of this hole?"
Super Mario Bros.
"It's him again."
Super Mario Bros.
"I'm the boss here."
Super Mario Bros.
"I'm Anthony Scapelli."
Super Mario Bros.
"I'm the boss elsewhere. My boys need to get back to work here."
Super Mario Bros.
"How long you gonna be digging up these bones?"
Super Mario Bros.
"As long as our court order lasts, Mr Scapelli."
Super Mario Bros.
"The university has explained to you how important this site is."
Super Mario Bros.
"But we'd be done here a lot sooner if the goons would stop harassing us."
Super Mario Bros.
"You look like a smart girl."
Super Mario Bros.
"I bet you'll be done by tonight."
Super Mario Bros.
"A lot of girls have been going missing in Brooklyn recently."
Super Mario Bros.
"I'd be careful."
Super Mario Bros.
"James, I'm gonna find a phone and call the university."
Super Mario Bros.
"All right."
Super Mario Bros.
"Keep everyone digging till I get back."
Super Mario Bros.
"(SNIFFING)"
Super Mario Bros.
"- They say it's dog. - Don't blow it this time."
Super Mario Bros.
"There she is."
Super Mario Bros.
"- Yeah? You sure? - Two arms, one head, two legs."
Super Mario Bros.
"Koopa's going to kill us if we blow it again."
Super Mario Bros.
"Let's get her."
Super Mario Bros.
"Luigi, I told you to check the radiator. Take it easy, will ya?"
Super Mario Bros.
"Relax! It's been making that sound all week."
Super Mario Bros.
"Oh, come on, Luigi! You didn't tell me."
Super Mario Bros.
"Oh man!"
Super Mario Bros.
"(VAN BACKFIRING)"
Super Mario Bros.
"Careful, it's hot."
Super Mario Bros.
"- Careful. - Woah!"
Super Mario Bros.
"Agh!"
Super Mario Bros.
"I'll do this. Go check for messages."
Super Mario Bros.
"- See if we got any work. - All right."
Super Mario Bros.
"(SNIFFING)"
Super Mario Bros.
"(CLUNK)"
Super Mario Bros.
"- I missed. - Nice job."
Super Mario Bros.
"- Where're you goin'? - Get some water."
Super Mario Bros.
"This is AI Bronsky from AI Bronsky's Department Store."
Super Mario Bros.
"I have a big flood over here"
Super Mario Bros.
"- so get all your plumbers... - Thanks."
Super Mario Bros.
"Get extra plumbers. Bring every plumber you..."
Super Mario Bros.
"Everybody's got tap water."
Super Mario Bros.
"Three bucks!"
Super Mario Bros.
"Any jobs?"
Super Mario Bros.
"No."
Super Mario Bros.
"Thank you."
Super Mario Bros.
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