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Clips from Mike Tyson Mysteries - A Dog's Life (S03E03)

"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Hey, everybody, you know what time it is?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Mystery time."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"But it's also 11:08, no, 11:09."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Well, it's actually 12:35, so..."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Did you just take a shower?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Yeah, why?"
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"Well, we have a bird bath outside."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"A bird... (BLEEP) you, Marquess."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I also used the toilet"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"and left you a little surprise in there."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, and I also ejaculated all over your toothbrush,"
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"so why don't you go clean it off"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"in your precious bird bath?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Well, someone woke up on the wrong side of the nest."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Yung?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"We have a new mystery."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"YUNG HEE: (PANTING) Yeah, just, uh..."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Just give me one second."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(CONTINUES PANTING)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"What are you doing in there?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"YUNG HEE: Nothing, I'm, just..."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I'm almost done."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(GASPS)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(WHISPERS) Is she masturbating?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(GROANS) Oh, and I just jacked off."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Come on, come on out of there."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Ah, wake up."
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"Pigeon, stop. Let's just go."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"No way. I'm going in there."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-I want to watch. -No!"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Hey, need a hand?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Pigeon!"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"You're exercising?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(SCOFFS) You know what? I'm glad I just jacked off."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-Ugh. -(PIGEON SIGHS)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Come on, team, it's mystery time."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"YUNG HEE: I'm so excited the mystery is going to be in San Francisco."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Damn, this is going to be fun."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Fisherman's Wharf, cable cars,"
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"the Wailing Wall..."
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"I love San Francisco."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Aw, man."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Hell, maybe we can get tickets to the Sydney Opera House."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Well, Dad, don't forget we also have to solve a mystery."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Yeah, but this is going to be a quick one."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"This lady says her dog doesn't like her new boyfriend."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Trust me, we'll be in and out,"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"and even if we don't solve it"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"it doesn't matter, because it's a stupid mystery."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Thanks for coming. We thought you might think this was a stupid mystery."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, there's no such thing as a stupid mystery, sir."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(CHUCKLES)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Can I get anyone anything?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I'll take some Rice-A-Roni."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, uh, I'm not sure if we have that."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I'll bet you do. It's the San Francisco treat."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Let's all look."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"So, Phillip,"
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"your girlfriend's dog doesn't like you?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"That's putting it mildly."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I can't even be in the same room with him."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Lydia took the little bastard out for a walk"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"so I could at least talk to you in peace."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"How is the dog with Lydia?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, Max loves Lydia, he follows her everywhere."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(BLEEP) it. Make me some gazpacho."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"This is a stupid mystery."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(DOOR OPENING)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(BARKING AND GROWLING)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"God damn it. See?"
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"Max, no."
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"-(CONTINUES BARKING) -No, Max, no."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I'm going to go upstairs."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"We appreciate you coming."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"You know, we met dog trainers, pet therapists, nothing works."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"And Phillip's the sweetest man in the world."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"It just doesn't make any sense why Max doesn't like him."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Do you think that when you're not around"
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"maybe Phillip puts weird objects up Max's little butthole?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, my God."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"What? That would account for the hostility."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I'm going to make myself some Rice-A-Roni."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-(GASPS) -Does anyone want some?"
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"You have to have it while you're in San Francisco."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"MIKE: The pantry!"
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"It's written in the city charter."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I don't mean to be insensitive,"
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"but have you considered finding Max another home?"
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"I could never part with Max."
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"He came into my life when I needed him the most."
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"You see, I was married before."
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"Andrew."
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"But he died tragically."
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"You best stir that, Lydia."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, right."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(BARKS)"
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"Then this little guy showed up on my doorstep"
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"when I was at my lowest."
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"He was like a gift from heaven."
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"And now I've met Phillip and I'm finally in love again."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I just don't know what to do."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I know what you could do."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"You could fluff that rice"
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"and then maybe get started on the main course."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I think Phillip is making some gazpacho"
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"so we're gonna have plenty of sides."
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"You know what, Phillip?"
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"Don't offer to make gazpacho"
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"if you're not going to make gazpacho, all right?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Did anyone notice what I noticed?"
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"Yeah, that Lydia has got a real pair of (BLEEP) sucking lips."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-No. -No?"
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"-No. -Oh, okay."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"No, that that photo of Andrew looked an awful lot like Max."
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"The dog? Well, wait, what are you saying?"
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"I believe that Andrew missed Lydia so much"
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"he found a way to be reincarnated."
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"She said it herself."
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"She said the dog was sent from heaven."
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