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Clips from Bob Hearts Abishola (2019) - Useless Potheads (S01E01)

"Previously on Bob Hearts Abishola..."
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"They're sending my mom home in a couple of days."
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"Ah, that's wonderful news."
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"Anyway, I'm gonna move her into my house"
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"so that I can take care of her, but I'm gonna need some help."
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"You're going to need a lot of help."
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"Until your mother gets well,"
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"she cannot use the bathroom by herself, bathe, eat, dress."
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"GLORIA: Basically,"
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"you got a 70-year-old baby who knows how to bust your balls."
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"Right. Thanks."
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"Look, I don't want to hire a stranger."
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"And you mentioned that you sometimes do private care"
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"in people's homes,"
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"so I was wondering"
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"if you would consider doing this for my mom."
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"I need to stay with my mom for a couple of days"
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"until she gets settled, so I was hoping"
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"you guys could keep an eye on things for me"
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"while I'm gone.Of course we can."
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"Ugh!"
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"This needs salt."
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"You heard the doctor. No salt."
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"Come on. It's just you and me."
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"No one needs to know."
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"I know. Forget the salt."
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"You love this, don't you?"
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"Love what?"
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"Being mean to me."
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"It's not mean to want you to get well."
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"But yes, I enjoy it."
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"Okay, I know the answer to this, but I got to ask..."
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"No beer."
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"I told you."
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"One light beer."
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"Stop. No, this is me compromising."
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"I really want a fifth of bourbon and a carton of menthols."
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"No alcohol until you are well."
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"Alcohol will make me well."
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"And funnier."
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"Finish your food and I'll be right back."
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"[sighs]"
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"When I die, I'm gonna haunt you."
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"You are haunting me now."
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"I'm sorry, Goodwin, I'm not gonna be there."
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"You're gonna have to take the meeting without me."
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"Just tell them the truth, my mother had a stroke."
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"Sure, put out some coffee, grab some supermarket muffins,"
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"whatever you want."
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"No, not sushi."
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"Well, I don't care if you love it."
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"No. Sashimi is still sushi."
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"I guess we're gonna have to come up with some kind of schedule"
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"of who takes care of Mom and when."
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"We don't need a schedule."
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"We're here whenever she needs us,"
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"for however long she needs us."
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"Cool."
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"I just can't do next Saturday."
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"I can't, either. I have a date."
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"With who? It's "with whom,""
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"and I don't know yet."
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"Well, what am I supposed to do?"
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"I made plans.Christina,"
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"drinking alone at the Red Onion is not a plan."
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"BOB: Okay, fine."
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"California rolls, spicy tuna and yellowtail."
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"That's it."
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"Sure."
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"Tempura. Why not?"
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"Yeah, I'm very excited. Goodbye."
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"Okay, I have to go. Your mother is all set,"
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"but she'll need help getting to the bathroom."
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"Uh, can't she do, like, a bedpan or something?"
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"She would prefer not to, and if she's going to get better,"
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"she needs to start moving around."
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"Question: when you say,"
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""help" her go to the bathroom,"
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"what exactly are we talking about?"
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"Whatever she needs."
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"All right, I'm gonna say it out loud:"
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"that really frightens me."
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"Come on, Douglas, grow up."
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"If Dad were still alive, would you be comfortable"
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"pulling down his pajamas and fishing around for his...Okay."
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"All right.Just..."
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"show us what we got to do,"
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"and we'll do it."
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"Christina, let's pretend you are your mother,"
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"and I'll show Douglas and Bob"
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"how to put you in the wheelchair."
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"Sure. Uh,"
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"but how should I play this?"
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"Am I waking up? Am I hungry?"
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"Do I have go number one?"
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"Number two?"
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"It does not matter."
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"I'm gonna say hungry and number one."
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"She went to theater camp in high school."
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"It was a performing arts camp,"
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"and I made some lifelong friendships."
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"I am in the middle of a 15-hour day."
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"Can we please do this?"
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"Sorry.Sorry."
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"Douglas, lift your sister"
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"to a sitting position."
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"All righty.Tell her what you are doing as you are doing it,"
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"so she can participate."
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"Mom, I'm helping you sit up."
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"You smell like reefer!"
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"Bob,"
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"move her legs to the floor."
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"Okay."
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"What are you doing?! Don't touch me!"
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"Sorry. Mom, I'm moving your legs"
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"to the floor."
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"Hear this?"
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"Jackie Gleason thinks I'm his mother."
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"ABISHOLA: Now, on the count of three,"
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"lift Christina up and put her in the wheelchair. One,"
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