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Clips from Mary Tyler Moore - Today I am a Ma'am (S01E01)

"♪ How will you make it on your own ♪"
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"♪ This world is awfully big ♪"
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"♪ But it's time you started living ♪"
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"♪ It's time you let someone else do some giving ♪"
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"♪ Love is all around ♪"
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"♪ No need to waste it ♪"
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"♪ You can have the town Why don't you take it ♪"
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"♪ You might just make it ♪"
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"♪ After all ♪"
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"♪ You might just make it after all ♪♪"
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"You all know how I hate long meetings."
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"So I figured out a way to cut down on the give and take."
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"I'll give, you take."
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"- There's a drop in the ratings again. - How far?"
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"- Go ahead, Mary. Read 'em. - Let's see. 6:00 news."
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"Last week we were a 1.1."
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"Then we plummeted down to a 1.0."
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"What does that mean? An entire family of midgets tuned us out?"
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"Look, a drop in the ratings may not seem like a big deal to you,"
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"but if it continues this way, I could lose my job."
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"Nobody went, "Aww!""
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"Oh, Mr. Grant."
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"I like the show. I watched it even before I came to work here."
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"You're not young anymore."
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"- l-I'm not? - Check the ratings book."
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"It's broken down into age groups. Young is 18 to 29."
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"- You don't make it anymore. - l-I don't?"
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"Hi, gang. I heard there was a big powwow going on here."
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"Does this look like a celebration?"
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"Now, does anybody have any suggestions about improving the show?"
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"Improving the show."
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"Well, we could make it longer."
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"No, Ted, you've missed the point."
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"If it's not doing too hot now,"
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"that would make it not doing too hot stretched out."
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"what we feel the main drawback of the show is?"
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"- Then have them read anonymously. - Why anonymously?"
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"So Ted's feelings won't be hurt."
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"- Ted Baxter? - Yo."
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"- Got some mail for you. Fan mail. - Fan mail for a newscaster?"
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"- Here you go. - That's it?"
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"Yes, sir."
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"Ma'am? Oh, you mean me?"
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"- Yes, ma'am. - Ma'am?"
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"This kid... No, he wasn't even a kid."
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"He must have been 21 or 22 years old."
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"He comes over to me and he calls me "ma'am." Ma'am!"
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"- Your first time? - Yeah."
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"Not only that, I found out that our ratings service..."
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"That's nothing. When I turned 21 and still wasn't married,"
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"my mother officially declared me an old maid."
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"I think she had it notarized."
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"Wait a minute, Rhoda. Let's stop this."
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"it's sitting around talking about being single."
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"So let's change the subject to something a little more pleasant."
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"Like pollution?"
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"This is important, Mar."
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"There are many single women who've lived perfectly fulfilled lives."
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"Who?"
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"I'm getting a pencil, paper and make a list."
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"No, Rhoda, I am not about to sit around and make lists of single women."
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"We're not. We're gonna make lists of single men to go out with."
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"We go out all the time."
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"Yeah, but when was the last time you went out with someone really terrific?"
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"was when my father took me to a ball game."
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"Come in."
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"- Hi, Mary! - Hi."
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"I just came up to bring back the ice cubes I borrowed."
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"I didn't need them after all."
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"This is a bag of water, Phyllis."
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"Oh!"
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"I stopped downstairs to talk to Mildred for a few minutes."
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"- Want me to refreeze them for you? - This is fine, thank you."
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"What's that, a word-game thing?"
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"It's nothing, really. We can do it later."
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"That was Rhoda Morgenstern with the 8:00 news."
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"Listen, if you really want to go out with someone fantastic,"
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"look in your own backyard... Ted Baxter."
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"Oh, no. No, no, no."
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"but he's good-looking in that..."
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"He always looks to me like he's posing for a postage stamp."
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"Like Lars and me. Did I ever tell you when I first met him?"
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"When I first met him... This sounds ridiculous."
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"I know you're gonna think I'm insane."
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"When I first met Lars,"
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"I used to think he was boring."
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"Isn't that the funniest thing you ever heard?"
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"Really, I'm serious."
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"Of course, now we just couldn't be happier."
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"We've been married 10... 11 years."
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"or someone you just met... do you wish you knew better?"
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"- There was this professional dancer. - Not you, Phyllis."
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"Mary, come on. There must have been somebody."
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"- Anyone recently? - No."
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"- Think back, then. - No."
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"Yes, there was."
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"Howard Arnell!"
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"Phyllis, how did you even come up with that name?"
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"Lars ran into him a while ago. He's still single, still asks about you."
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"- He was wild about Mary. - Then that settles it."
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"Now all we need is someone for me."
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"What do you mean, that settles it?"
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"I have an idea for someone, but, nah, it's too crazy."
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"- Then again, maybe it isn't. - Remember how wild he was about you?"
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"Listen, Rhoda, nothing is settled. Phyllis, it was four years ago."
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"Listen, Mary, if you call yours, I'll call mine."
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"And my whole thing is crazy."
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"All right. What's yours?"
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"Mine is this guy I ran over."
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"This guy you ran over?"
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"But he wasn't hurt. His arm was just a little grazed."
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"Although his briefcase was totaled."
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"We got to talking..."
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"and exchanged phone numbers... ah, here it is."
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""Armond Lynton." So what do you think?"
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"You don't know this man outside of hitting him with your car?"
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"No, and I know you're gonna think I'm kidding,"
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"You can't just get to know someone over coffee, can you?"
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"You're not gonna believe this, Phyllis,"
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"but when I first hit him, I thought he was boring."
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