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Clips from The Cosby Show - Pilot (S01E01)

"Go ask her."
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"Ask mom?"
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"I have to ask your mother?"
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"I don't have to ask anybody."
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"Now go on in and change your pants."
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"Thank you."
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"Clair!"
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"Clair!"
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"Yes."
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"Did you tell Denise She could go out tonight?"
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"Yes."
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"Have you seen the boy?"
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"Yes, I have."
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"How ugly is he?"
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"Hey!"
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"Hey."
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"How are you?"
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"Have a sit-down."
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"Vanessa:   Stop touching me!"
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"Theo:   Get out of my room!"
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"Do you want me to come up there?"
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"♪ No... ♪"
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"I'm Denise's father."
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"Is that right?"
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"Are you looking at my ear?"
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"No, I was looking at the earring in it."
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"Yeah, it's a real conversation piece"
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"for some older people."
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"I got it in the merchant marines."
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"When you cross the equator, they Pierce your ear."
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"When you cross back, will they fill it in?"
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"That's good, sir."
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"So when do you ship out again?"
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"Oh, I'm not in it anymore."
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"No, I'm back in school."
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"You're in Denise's class?"
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"No. Two years behind."
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"And you don't mind that?"
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"Hey, after you've been in a turkish prison"
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"everything else is easy."
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"Denise!"
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"Denise!"
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"(  talking to herself )"
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"There's nobody there."
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"There's..."
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"Denise!"
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"Denise!"
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"Denise!"
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"A new outfit for you, daddy."
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"Happy? Happy."
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"I don't know if you know it"
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"but your date is wearing one earring."
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"Yeah?"
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"Yeah, Well, he gave me a perfectly good explanation"
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"but if you want my opinion"
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"It's because he lost the other one."
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"Bye, daddy."
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"Denise?"
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"Yeah."
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"Your face."
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"Your face?   Your   face."
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"Only half of your face is made up."
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"Will you be doing the other side"
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"or walking sideways all night?"
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"Good night, daddy."
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"Yes. Good night."
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"You know that he spent a year in a turkish prison."
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"Oh."
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"I'm supposed to do something now."
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"Where..."
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"Dad?"
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"Hey!"
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"All right."
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"Dad, I thought about what you said"
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"and I see your point."
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"Thank you."
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"Thank you."
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"But I have a point, too."
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"Make your point."
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"You're a doctor and Mom's a lawyer."
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"You're both successful, and that's great."
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"But maybe I was born to be a regular person"
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"and have a regular life."
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"If you weren't a doctor, I wouldn't love you less"
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"because you're my dad."
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"And so, instead of acting disappointed"
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"because I'm not like you"
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"maybe you can just accept who I am"
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"and love me, anyway..."
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"because I'm your son."
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"Theo..."
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"that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life!"
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"No wonder you get d's in everything."
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"Now, you are afraid to try"
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"because you're afraid that your brain is going to explode"
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"and ooze out of your ears."
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"Now I'm telling you"
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"you are going to try as hard as you can."
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"And you're going to do it because I said so!"
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"I am your father."
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"I brought you in this world, and I'll take you out."
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"Now, son, come here."
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"Come  here."
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"Now listen to me."
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"I just want you to do the best you can."
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"That's all."
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"I'll try, dad, I really will."
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"I love you."
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"Yeah, dad. Huh?"
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"I know. Yeah."
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"And maybe..."
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"your mother loves you, too."
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"I was beautiful  once... before the children came."
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"I never met a more beautiful woman."
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"Do you think when they grow up I'll be beautiful again?"
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"You are beautiful now."
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"I just hope they get out of the house"
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"before we die."
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"Oh."
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"Mmm. Mmm."
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