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Clips from The Cosby Show - Pilot (S01E01)

"(  rock music )"
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"It's getting late."
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"Stop dancing around with that food"
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"and start eating it."
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"You said we could have the radio on."
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"I said you could listen to it."
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"I think we should be allowed some moments of happiness."
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"If you want to keep dancing around"
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"spilling food and acting like fools, that's fine with me."
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"When she says, "Fine with me""
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"It's not."
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"Mom, I wanted my eggs scrambled."
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"Coming right up."
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"Mom, scramble my cereal."
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"I'm all scrambled out."
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"I didn't get much sleep last night."
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"Mom, you know what you need--"
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"what we  all could use--"
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"a nice soothing dog."
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"A real family dog for all of us."
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"We already have a family dog-- you."
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"Theodore, your sister doesn't call you names."
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"I just wanted an ANIMAL"
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"whose name starts with the same letter"
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"as the grades on your report card"
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"which you're getting today."
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"I'm assuming it will be better than last semester's."
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"Oh, I'm assuming the same thing."
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"But you know"
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"teachers grade you on some weird things."
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"Like exams and papers?"
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"Right."
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"Hey."
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"Hey, Dad."
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"Hi, daddy. Hi, daddy."
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"Listen, let's put on some music around here."
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"(  jazz )"
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"Mr. Mcmannus, where are you going?"
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"I need some air."
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"How's that?"
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"Mr. Mcmannus, your wife is having a baby in there."
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"She doesn't want me there."
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"She  does want you there."
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"But she yelled at me."
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"Women are like that."
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"My wife, when she was there in the delivery room"
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"and that pain hit"
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"my wife stood up"
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"and told everybody in the delivery room"
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"that my parents were never married, okay?"
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"So don't worry about it."
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"But I forgot everything."
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"I forgot how to breathe."
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"All you do is:"
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"I mean my own breathing."
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"Mr. Mcmannus, your wife is going to have the baby."
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"So don't worry about it."
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"There are women"
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"who are nine months pregnant who are out picking rice."
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"The baby falls out"
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"and starts to pick beside the mother."
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"I don't know anything about rice."
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"Mr. Mcmannus, what I'm trying to say is"
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"your wife's going to deliver anyway, trust me."
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"I'm just going to hold the rope."
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"All you have to do is cheer."
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"Cheer?"
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"Cheer."
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"Push... just push."
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"Cheer."
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"Push him out, shove him out, way out!"
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"Push him out, shove him out, way out!"
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"Push him out, shove him out, way out!"
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"Push him out, shove him out"
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"way out!"
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"Push him out, shove him out, way..."
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"Let's go!"
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"Stop touching me."
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"Mom..."
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"Teddy's touching Rudy again."
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"I wasn't doing anything."
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"Uh-huh."
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"You're in trouble already--"
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"bringing home that report card."
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"Your parents give you everything and what do you do?"
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"Like I said..."
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"don't answer me when I'm asking you questions."
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"Keep your mouth shut."
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"You think I'm talking just to hear myself?"
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"Answer me."
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"Now?"
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"Save the smart-mouth answers for your father."
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"I'm finished with This entire matter."
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"Right, no problem."
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"Snitch."
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"Mom, Teddy's throwing food."
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"Please control your children."
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"You've fooled around long enough."
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"Denise, clear this table."
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"Theodore, you go to your room and wait for your father."
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"You two, go upstairs"
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"get into the shower"
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"turn on the water, stand under the water"
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"use the soap, rinse and dry yourselves"
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"and go to sleep."
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"Stop touching me!"
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"I wasn't touching you, little girl."
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"You was too touching me!"
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"Don't  start touching me."
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"Okay, I won't touch you."
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"I'll shove you."
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"New rule in This house starting NOW:"
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"Nobody's to touch anybody"
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"anywhere with anything for the rest of their lives."
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"Cliff..."
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"why do we have four children?"
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"Because we did not want five."
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"Hello, my dear."
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"Right."
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"Mrs. Mcmannus..."
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