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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Old Man Ders (S02E02)

"- Ennnghhh, I'm 25, dickhead,"
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"and that's a chop."
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"Can I have some more tokens?"
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"- Yeah, I'll go get you some tokens."
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"- Hey, Ders, how you doing, man?"
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"Come on. Talk to me."
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"- He's refusing to get off."
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"This is the saddest thing"
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"I've ever seen, dude."
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"You're not a child."
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"Do you have any more tokens?"
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"I wanna play Pop-A-Shot again."
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"I got, like, the fourth highest score on the thing."
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"I'm not just going to give up."
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"I'm not a quitter."
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"- You need to chill out, dude. - Okay."
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"- This is the worst birthday I've ever had."
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"- What?"
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"Remember those strippers I got you?"
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"That was awesome of me."
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"- Wait. You didn't get 'em."
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"I-I got 'em. You took my card."
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"- Yeah, that's true."
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"He bought them."
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"But I was-I made the call."
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"- I'm so old now."
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"You know, I thought maybe if I said "swag""
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"and jammed hard to mash-ups"
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"and tore sleeves of cool golf shirts"
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"that I'd feel young."
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"But it didn't work."
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"I mean, I don't even know what "swag" means."
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"- No one does, really."
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"- I just wanted to sound cool."
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"- Well, you didn't, really."
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"You kind of sound like a dork."
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"- Yeah."
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"- Hey, uh..."
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"I crossed the line back there,"
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"and I thought I'd try to make it right,"
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"starting with some cake."
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"- No, I'm in a cutting phase right now."
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"I'd better not."
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"Unless it's chocolate. Is that chocolate?"
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"- Uh, no, it's vanilla."
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"- Yeah, that'll work. Cool, thanks."
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"- That's for your busted-up face."
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"- Thank you."
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"- Hey, uh..."
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"I'm sorry I knocked you on your ass back there, man."
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"But you said, "chop." I thought you had a knife."
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"I used to work in a Chinese kitchen, man,"
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"I have seen some shit."
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"Anyway, moving on."
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"You crying 'cause you're 25?"
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"But I'm 37."
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"But you know what I got?"
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"I got meaning in my life."
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"You'll see. It's radical, dude."
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"- All right. And it's real."
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"- He's right, you know."
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"Turning 25 isn't the end."
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"It's-it's the beginning of something older."
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"- Yeah, it's definitely older."
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"- Yeah. - It's for sure, older."
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"- And, oh, but you can do a ton of cool stuff"
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"that you couldn't do before."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"- Like what? - Yeah, like what?"
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"- You can get off your parents' health insurance."
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"Well, they'll kick you off."
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"My dad sends me countdown emails."
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"- It's bogus. - Yeah."
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"- Guys, I think I know what I need to do."
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"But I can't do it alone."
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"- Hey, look, whatever you need, I'm here for you."
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"- No, I mean, like, I'm really hammered."
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"I don't even think I can get out of this ride right now."
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"- Okay, sir, you can have a seat."
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"Thank you."
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"All right. Statute 7-B,"
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"let the proposed property tax override fund the..."
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"[whistle blows]"
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"- Ladies and gentlemen!"
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"Please put your hands together"
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"for the next president of Rancho Cucamonga,"
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"Anders Holmvik."
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"- Hey!"
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"Hello."
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"Greetings, my fellow Rancho Cucamongans."
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"My name is Anders Torfin Holmvik."
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"I'm here to announce today"
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"that because I am now 25 years young-"
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"I'm therefore eligible to run for City Councilman Dude..."
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"and I'm going to do it."
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"- Yeah. - All right."
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"- Whoo-hoo!"
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"- So proud. So proud."
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"- Okay."
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"Not today like, you know, maybe down in like 2016."
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"I've got a... - Good year."
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"- Some student loans to pay off."
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"So get that out of the way,"
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"and then I'm gonna be up in your grills"
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"asking for votes, okay?"
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"So consider this a warning."
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"And here's a slogan."
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"It's, "You can always bet on Ders.""
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"That's my name."
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"- Hit 'em with it, yeah!"
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"Male demo. Yeah!"
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"- This is not the forum to run for city council."
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"- No, I know, dude."
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"I'm said I'm gonna run."
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"We gotta stickler."
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"I'll get him out of office ASAP."
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"all: Vote or die."
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"Vote or die. Vote or die."
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"Vote or die."
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