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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Old Man Ders (S02E02)

"- Wake up, you old piece of shit!"
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"- Slappy birthday! - Happy birthday."
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"- Guys, guys, come on, please."
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"Not this year, guys."
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"I don't want to do it this year."
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"All right, all right."
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"Fine, I'll do it, but only because"
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"I'm already dressed, guys!"
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"- Oh!"
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"- Bam."
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"- Are you ready for the birthday booze-athon?"
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"- Walking, walking, walking, walking."
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"- Well, it's your birthday, slappy birthday."
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"- He's looking good, but you gotta wonder if his age"
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"is gonna be a factor in this year's Tour de Franzia."
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"- I gotta slap the bag! Slap the bag!"
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"- You can do it. We all believe in you."
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"Very good."
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"- Oh, he lost his helmet."
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"He missed the flamingo."
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"- Nice, yeah. Oh."
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"- What is that? It's not beer."
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"- No, it's whiskey."
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"I watered it down, though."
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"- Okay. All right, fine."
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"- With beer. Here we go."
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"Come on. Come on."
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"- Oh! [laughs]"
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"- Booze-athon, yeah."
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"- Come on, Dersel Hasselhoff."
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"Baywatch those beers, you're doing great."
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"- No, dude, I can't do it."
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"I'm starting to get hot mouth."
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"- Come on, they need your help."
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"Clock's ticking by, let's go."
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"- No, no."
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"- [laughs]"
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"- Yeah."
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"Get 'em."
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"- Eww."
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"- Oh, my gosh."
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"Nobody's puked the pool in, like, a while."
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"- It's been a while."
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"It's been too long, actually."
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"- I guess we did it."
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"- Yeah, it's been a while."
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"- I'm done."
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"- Well, you're paying for a pool cleaner."
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"I mean, don't be a dick about it."
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"That is an entire Bagel Bite."
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"- He ate your Bagel Bites."
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"- He ate my Bagel Bites."
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"[hip-hop music]"
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"- ♪ I'm fresh ♪"
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"♪♪"
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"- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪"
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"- ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪"
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"[knocking on door]"
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"- Ah, son of a bitch!"
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"Damn it!"
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"- [groans]"
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"Where are you going?"
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"- Well, this is Ders' birthday breakfast."
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"I got him some grapefruit, a grandpa bran muffin,"
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"and a shot of prune juice and Jagermeister,"
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"'cause you saw him yesterday, man."
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"He's an old dude. - Yeah, he's crazy old."
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"It's bizarre how old he is. - It's not carrot cake."
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"- Hmm, yuck. - No, no."
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"- Nah, it's no good."
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"- Yeah, it's for old men."
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"- Yeah, Ders is old."
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"He's like a year and a half older."
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"You know how many months that is?"
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"That's like-"
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"- Anyways, don't mention anything about him getting old"
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"'cause it's, you know, his birthday, and just play it cool."
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"- I should help you carry the tray, though,"
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"because that looks heavy, and I'm..."
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"- No. - Definitely have a solid core."
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"- Okay. I see what you're doing."
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"- This is sort of from both of us, though, because..."
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"my mom gave us this tray when my grandma died."
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"- Well, uh, tell your dead grandma I said thanks."
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"- Whoa, look who's up."
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"- Whoa, beef castle."
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"- Oh, what's up with you guys?"
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"Who's swagging? You swagging?"
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"- I-I think maybe. - Yeah."
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"- Come on, man."
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"- What are you listening to?"
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"- Oh, dude, it's this new mash-up tape,"
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"DJ Chris unchained!"
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"Lah-dow."
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"- Very lah-dow- let me-"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Let me listen."
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"both: Yeah."
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"- Like Jamiroquai mixed with Smash Mouth."
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"I hear it now."
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"- Nope! That's a chop, buddy."
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"- Ow, what-what was that? That was weird."
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"- Why are you chopping him?"
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"- It's a chop, man."
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"You say or do anything stupid, and that's a chop."
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"We used to do it on the playground"
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"when I was a kid, so I'm bringing it back."
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"- Okay, well, yeah. - Yeah, that's cool."
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"- Thank you for that, and thank me for this."
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"It's a breakfast for your birthday,"
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"and, oh, I got you this gift to you."
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"- Yeah, you know what? Happy birthday."
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"- Well, it's-it's just from me, not Adam."
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"- It came on my tray, so..."
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"- It's a golf polo. Very American Dad-iator."
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"- You could get married in something like that."
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"You could probably also get divorced in that as well."
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"- Yeah, or a job interview"
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"or maybe, like, a soldier's funeral,"
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"or I was thinking, hey, you know,"
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"you want to be city councilman dude one day."
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