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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Old Man Ders (S02E02)

"- Whatever, we just gotta party through those demons."
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"- No, that's the last thing we need to do."
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"We need to slow down."
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"Otherwise he's gonna turn into..."
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""the Ders.""
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"- That would be awesome."
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"I love "the Ders," and you love "the Ders.""
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"Last time we partied with "the Ders,""
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"we went to Seven Mary Three."
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"Got us backstage."
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"- He head-butted a female security guard,"
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"bum-rushed the stage,"
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"and dedicated a song to his dad."
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"- Yeah, but that song was Cumbersome."
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"And it meant a lot to all of us at the time."
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"- Did it, though?"
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"- That's my favorite dersion of Vers."
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"- [laughs] Whoo-whoo!"
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"[tires screech]"
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"All aboard to downtown Pound Town."
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"all: ♪ Too heavy, too light, too black or too white ♪"
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"♪ Too wrong or too right, today or tonight ♪"
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"♪ Cumbersome ♪"
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"- Oh, we are so American."
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"This is the most American thing we could do right now."
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"- Whoo! - I feel like I'm in a parade."
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"- How cool of Montez to let you borrow his new car."
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"- Yeah, that's cool. - Borrow that dude's car?"
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"Dude, I took the keys right off that fool's desk."
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"- Whoa."
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"- Ha! - Holy grand theft auto."
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"You're badass. That's American."
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"- Thank you."
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"Stealing cars is American. Where are we going?"
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"- Dude, we're going straight to Pound Town."
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"- Yeah, baby."
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"- Population three, cheap import beer,"
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"cheap export swag."
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"- Ah, okay."
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"- Exported swag, I like it."
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"- I know it's your birthday."
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"I don't want to be a wet serape,"
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"but maybe we should go home to Chill Ville."
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"It's pretty cool, plus, Adam,"
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"nobody serves beer at 10:30, so help me out."
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"- Yeah, a little place called Dolphin's strip club"
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"most definitely dooze."
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"Um, they're not open yet. Damn it."
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"- No, it's fine that it's closed"
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"because home has tons of pornography."
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"I know that's a fact."
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"And the kitchen serves beer all day."
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"It's gonna be fun."
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"- We could just go drink at a parking lot somewhere."
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"That's a chop, even for suggesting going home."
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"Consider yourself chopped. - That's a chop back."
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"- No, ten for contact."
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"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10."
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"- Is that real? Is that part of the game?"
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"- I've never heard that, but I like that."
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"- ♪ You wanna get real, whoo, then act real ♪"
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"- ♪ We got fun and food ♪"
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"- ♪ At Dante's ♪"
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"- ♪ Dante's ♪ - ♪ Dante's ♪"
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"- ♪ Pizza palace ♪"
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"- Wow, very good."
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"- [laughs] All right."
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"- This place is awesome, man,"
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"Where did you-where did you find out about this spot?"
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"- Dude, my dad took me here for my 11th birthday."
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"He got weird drunk,"
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"and he showed up, most importantly."
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"- That was the first time I got arrested at 11."
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"- This is really fun, guys. I'm having a great time."
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"I didn't think I would say this ever in my life,"
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"but maybe we should get back to work, yeah?"
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"Return a stolen car that's in our possession?"
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"- Oh, boo. - I think he's joking."
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"Is that a joke?"
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"- I'm puking while I'm drinking it."
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"- Dude, we're shutting this bitch down."
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"- We're partying until 8:00 "P.N.," yeah!"
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"- Oh, yeah? You-you-yup, that's a chop."
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"You said P.N. - That's official."
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"- Oh, well, that's a chop back..."
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"because P.N. is post noon."
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"Everyone knows that."
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"You need to go back to school, pick up some knowledge."
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"- So, uh, Ders,"
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"what would it take for you to consider"
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"maybe doing the exact opposite of shutting bitches down?"
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"Maybe leaving this bitch, heading towards home bitch,"
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"home sweet home bitch?"
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"- You know what?"
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"See that shark blimp over there?"
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"You win me that, and I'll go home right now."
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"- All right, well, then one shark blimp..."
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"chumming right up."
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"- Nice."
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"- Hey, good luck, buddy."
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"- Oh, oh, yeah!"
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"- Whoo, whoo, whoo!"
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"- How many more times are you gonna play?"
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"- Uh, I'm gonna play"
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"infinity more times, little man, okay?"
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"- All right, Ders, keep pounding that dog."
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"I gotta make a call, okay? - Will do."
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"- Dolphins. Hey, Marty, what's up?"
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"It's D-Bone."
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"You might remember me as D-Train."
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"- Mister, it's my birthday."
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"- Buddy, it's my birthday too. You're not special."
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"Did someone tell you that you were?"
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"'Cause you aren't."
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"- I'm gonna tell on you."
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"- You tell everybody you wanna tell."
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"Tell the whole world."
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"I'm gonna tell on you. Pbbbt!"
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"[donkey brays]"
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