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Clips from Tuca & Bertie (2019) - The Promotion (S01E01)

"[theme music plays]"
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"♪ Tuca & Bertie, Tuca & Bertie Bertie & Tuca and Tuca & Bertie ♪"
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"♪ Tuca & Bertie ♪"
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"-♪ Tuca ♪ -♪ And Bertie ♪"
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"[both vocalize]"
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"[Bertie] I've been a data processor at Conde Nest for three years."
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"I'm a really important cog in the machine,"
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"but sometimes I wonder, what would it be like to be a bigger cog?"
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"I'm ready to break out and step the shit up!"
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"I want a promotion!"
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"Uh, I meant, what do you want for breakfast?"
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"Eh! Sorry."
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"[Tuca] We've got cereal, or eggs, or fish, or cake."
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"Why choose?"
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"Uh... ugh!"
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"This position just opened up at work, and the job is perfect for me!"
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"-Ooh, what position is it? -Senior operations analyst."
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"It's using statistics to optimize marketing decisions for long-term growth."
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"[glass shattering]"
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"-Oh, wow! -That sounds great."
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"You gonna ask your boss about it today?"
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"Well, I'm pretty sure I'm the most qualified."
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"So, you're just gonna hope your boss remembers you exist, reads your mind,"
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"and gives you what you want?"
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"That's been my life approach so far, and it's worked... never times."
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"You should just ask, Bertie."
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"Asking for what I want is not my style."
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"But it's okay. I have a plan."
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"[Bertie] First, I'll dress to impress."
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"You don't own that, but it looks sharp."
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"Then I'll establish a rapport with my boss by nailing some small talk."
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"[phones ring]"
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"Work is great, but wouldn't you rather spend the day at the beach?"
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"-Aha. Everyone loves the beach. -I work as hard as I "beach"!"
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"-[both laugh] -Good one!"
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"Then I'll demonstrate my leadership skills by speaking up in a meeting."
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"Blah, blah, I'm Bertie's dumb, annoying coworker, Dirk."
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"I wear too much cologne, I pronounce it "ex-specially,""
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"and I usually talk over you, but I just realized I'm a stupid asshole."
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"[blows raspberry] Now I'm gonna go fuck myself!"
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"Thanks, Dirk."
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"I've done the market research. Ka-pow!"
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"If we double down, ba-ba-boom, on media ad sales,"
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"we can improve our revenue by 25 percent."
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"Confidence!"
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"[cheering]"
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"Bertie, will you be our new senior operations analyst?"
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"Who? Me?"
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"-Please, Bertie! Please! -Okay."
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"Hooray for Bertie!"
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"Here's your maple-walnut latte, Ms. Bertie."
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"-Yum! -Here's the latest analytics, Ms. Bertie."
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"-Ooh! -Good morning, Ms. B!"
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"I'm starved. Could you feed me some fresh files?"
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"-Uh... okay. -Yum-yummy!"
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"Feed me more files!"
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"My hunger restores as I am fed, and I will never be sated!"
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"This is my curse!"
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"Uh..."
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"-Bertie! -Uh, today will go great!"
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"Text me when you get the good news, okay?"
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"And tonight, maybe we can do some celebrating"
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"with my big... di-nner idea."
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"-Two different kinds of oven fries! -Ooh!"
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"Hey, what if I come help you get the promotion?"
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"[laughs] That would be so fun, Tuca, but I should probably handle it myself."
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"Aw, okay. But now I'm all pumped to work my Tuca magic and be useful to the world."
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"Oh, well, why don't you check your ChoreGoose app and do some gigs?"
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"Great idea!"
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"I can go above and beyond for some randos while making that money."
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"Aw, yeah, I'm about to bang out a ton of these gigs today!"
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"Strangers, you're about to get Tuca'd!"
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"[Bertie mumbles]"
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"Boss, boss, where is the boss?"
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"-[air horn blows] -Ah! Hi, Claudette."
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"You startled me... by being."
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"-[groans] -[shudders]"
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"All right, switch on the charm."
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"Operation Small Talk with the Boss has begun."
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"-Hey, Holland! -Oh, good morning, Bertie."
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"That was some nice weather we had over the weekend, eh?"
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"Uh, just makes you wanna go to the beach."
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"Did you go to the beach?"
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"Oh, no. I mean, I thought about it,"
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"but it's a long drive and I'm afraid of crabs."
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"[crows]"
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"You guys talking about the beach?"
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"You gonna catch some waves out there, Holland-dawg?"
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"[laughs] You know it, Dirk!"
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"-All right! -[laughs]"
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"Boo-yah! Water sports! Ba-bow! [laughs]"
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"Yeah, sometimes I have nightmares about that part of the ocean"
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"where the water gets super dark because it's so deep. [chuckles]"
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"Like, what if there's a giant monster crab down there, waiting to pinch my butt?"
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"I work as hard as I beach!"
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"[groans] Never mind!"
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"-Did you see the sport this weekend? -Indeed, I did. Good sport."
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"[knuckles crack loudly]"
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"[goose honks]"
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"[knocking on door]"
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"Hey, upstairs neighbor. I'm here to be your ChoreGoose."
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"Ah, excellent. Can you take dictation for me, my dear?"
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"Yes, sir!"
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""Dear editor of the Bird Town Gazette, foreseeing increased mobility issues,"
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"the black tar potholes on Beak Street have become untenable!""
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"[driver screams]"
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"[sniffs]"
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"-Did you get that? -Mm-hmm."
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""As the owner of a vintage touring bicycle,"
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"I am endangered and frankly disturbed by the flippancy of our municipal pavers!""
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"Got it!"
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""As famed urbanist Elebert Whitscythe once said,"
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"'Roads are but the lymphatic system of the city,'"
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"so I urge you to repair Bird Town's concrete crevices posthaste!"
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"Signed, Dapper T. Dog, Fervent Citizen Velocipede.""
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"Okay, read it back to me. [chuckles]"
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"[clears throat]"
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""Dear newspaper, potholes suck."
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