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Clips from Physical - Let's Take This Show on the Road (S01E01)

It's unprecedented, guy your size.

"It's unprecedented, guy your size."

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Yeah. I guess I was hungry.

"Yeah. I guess I was hungry."

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Dude, never a good call with edibles.

"Dude, never a good call with edibles."

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But it's all good. And we can settle up on the board later.

"But it's all good. And we can settle up on the board later."

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The board?

"The board?"

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Dude, look, don't tell me you don't remember.

"Dude, look, don't tell me you don't remember."

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I spent all night airbrushing your tag on it.

"I spent all night airbrushing your tag on it."

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It's an extra three hundo, but it looks so damn sweet.

"It's an extra three hundo, but it looks so damn sweet."

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- Hey. - Try one. They're divine.

"- Hey. - Try one. They're divine."

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No. Vegetarian, I can't. I think it might be time for the ask.

"No. Vegetarian, I can't. I think it might be time for the ask."

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No. They're potato and cheese, no meat.

"No. They're potato and cheese, no meat."

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- You need to have one. - No, I'm good. I don't want to.

"- You need to have one. - No, I'm good. I don't want to."

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But I feel like there's enough guests here now, so it's a good time.

"But I feel like there's enough guests here now, so it's a good time."

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And if you don't wanna introduce Danny,

"And if you don't wanna introduce Danny,"

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- I could do it. - Look, Sheila.

"- I could do it. - Look, Sheila."

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- Just do it here in this circle. - Sheila.

"- Just do it here in this circle. - Sheila."

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Listen, I am so sorry if I gave you the wrong idea.

"Listen, I am so sorry if I gave you the wrong idea."

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But passing the hat around just, I mean, it seems like kind of a drag.

"But passing the hat around just, I mean, it seems like kind of a drag."

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Well…

"Well…"

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But I was very clear on the phone that we needed to raise funds.

"But I was very clear on the phone that we needed to raise funds."

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Yeah, and I said I'd be happy to introduce you to people.

"Yeah, and I said I'd be happy to introduce you to people."

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But putting people on the spot, I mean, that's not really our scene.

"But putting people on the spot, I mean, that's not really our scene."

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You absolute moron. She was never gonna help you.

"You absolute moron. She was never gonna help you."

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She just wanted to rub your face in it.

"She just wanted to rub your face in it."

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The power of personal narrative

"The power of personal narrative"

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really boils down to taking charge of the most important story we tell:

"really boils down to taking charge of the most important story we tell:"

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The story of our own lives.

"The story of our own lives."

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Politics, industry, diplomacy, right?

"Politics, industry, diplomacy, right?"

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It's not what we do, it's the story that we tell about it.

"It's not what we do, it's the story that we tell about it."

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Now, to put it another way, it's...

"Now, to put it another way, it's..."

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Lying. It's lying.

"Lying. It's lying."

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You're telling people that facts don't matter.

"You're telling people that facts don't matter."

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No, I'm sorry.

"No, I'm sorry."

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Actually, you are selling people that facts don't matter.

"Actually, you are selling people that facts don't matter."

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You'll have to forgive my friend Danny, he gets upset

"You'll have to forgive my friend Danny, he gets upset"

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when no one's paying attention to him.

"when no one's paying attention to him."

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Belinda. Belinda.

"Belinda. Belinda."

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- I have a surprise for you. - How do you know Belinda Westbrook?

"- I have a surprise for you. - How do you know Belinda Westbrook?"

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We're in the same water fitness class. She says anything.

"We're in the same water fitness class. She says anything."

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- Hi! Yes. - Sheila Dale Norton!

"- Hi! Yes. - Sheila Dale Norton!"

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- Rubin now. - Right. Rubin.

"- Rubin now. - Right. Rubin."

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- Yeah. - Sorry. I forgot.

"- Yeah. - Sorry. I forgot."

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You married that Jewish hippie to piss off your parents.

"You married that Jewish hippie to piss off your parents."

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- She says anything. - God.

"- She says anything. - God."

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That wasn't... I didn't really... I didn't do that. I didn't do that.

"That wasn't... I didn't really... I didn't do that. I didn't do that."

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You are still the skinniest in the room, like always.

"You are still the skinniest in the room, like always."

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You know, Tanya,

"You know, Tanya,"

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I am the one who taught her how to throw up before ballet class.

"I am the one who taught her how to throw up before ballet class."

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We all used to do it back then.

"We all used to do it back then."

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- No, that's terrible. - It's terrible.

"- No, that's terrible. - It's terrible."

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- Wow. - God.

"- Wow. - God."

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It took me many years to get over that nonsense.

"It took me many years to get over that nonsense."

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Luckily for me, I met the most amazing psychologist…

"Luckily for me, I met the most amazing psychologist…"

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Dr. Salvator Amani,

"Dr. Salvator Amani,"

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and he cracked me open.

"and he cracked me open."

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You are worse than Reagan. Truly, you are.

"You are worse than Reagan. Truly, you are."

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I mean, he would have us believe that he fought in wars

"I mean, he would have us believe that he fought in wars"

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instead of acting in movies about them.

"instead of acting in movies about them."

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My book is not at all political.

"My book is not at all political."

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Everything is political. Everything.

"Everything is political. Everything."

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It was political when Reagan called in the national guard to fire weapons

"It was political when Reagan called in the national guard to fire weapons"

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at American students.

"at American students."

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Citizens who were peacefully protesting the war of aggression in Vietnam.

"Citizens who were peacefully protesting the war of aggression in Vietnam."

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Here we go. Here we go with the Vietnam.

"Here we go. Here we go with the Vietnam."

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You don't still do it, do you? Sneak off and barf?

"You don't still do it, do you? Sneak off and barf?"

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What? My God. Of course not.

"What? My God. Of course not."

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That's teenage stuff.

"That's teenage stuff."

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And I'm not a teenager, obviously. Anymore.

"And I'm not a teenager, obviously. Anymore."

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No, you're old and still sick.

"No, you're old and still sick."

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You're worse.

"You're worse."

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You know, Dr. Amani helped me see that it was never really about food.

"You know, Dr. Amani helped me see that it was never really about food."

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It's about control.

"It's about control."

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Control.

"Control."

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It's a fact. I was there and so were you.

"It's a fact. I was there and so were you."

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Till you took off, and ran for the hills

"Till you took off, and ran for the hills"

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while the rest of us were getting beaten and arrested.

"while the rest of us were getting beaten and arrested."

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And yet you begged us to invite you into our home.

"And yet you begged us to invite you into our home."

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My wife begged you.

"My wife begged you."

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That's your narrative, not mine.

"That's your narrative, not mine."

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Which is sort of exactly what I'm talking about

"Which is sort of exactly what I'm talking about"

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if you think about it because this is Danny's story.

"if you think about it because this is Danny's story."

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I've actually really gotten into fitness. Aerobics. I'm teaching it.

"I've actually really gotten into fitness. Aerobics. I'm teaching it."

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And it's, I mean, it's so addictive. In a good way.

"And it's, I mean, it's so addictive. In a good way."

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But, it's... You're teaching?

"But, it's... You're teaching?"

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Like, what, just… as, like, a hobby?

"Like, what, just… as, like, a hobby?"

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Or like, just, you know, something to keep busy?

"Or like, just, you know, something to keep busy?"

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No, a job. Yeah, a business. I met this talented...

"No, a job. Yeah, a business. I met this talented..."

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Why didn't I know about this?

"Why didn't I know about this?"

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I don't know, maybe because you never shut the fuck up about yourself.

"I don't know, maybe because you never shut the fuck up about yourself."

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You were always the best at ballet.

"You were always the best at ballet."

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And then you quit, and none of us knew why.

"And then you quit, and none of us knew why."

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We had our theories though.

"We had our theories though."

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Yeah, I can't really remember.

"Yeah, I can't really remember."

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And it's none of your fucking business, cow.

"And it's none of your fucking business, cow."

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Gosh. I… You know what?

"Gosh. I… You know what?"

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- Let me check on Maya. - No, she's good.

"- Let me check on Maya. - No, she's good."

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Our girl's with her, they're watching…

"Our girl's with her, they're watching…"

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- …a Disney video on the big screen. - Good. Okay.

"- …a Disney video on the big screen. - Good. Okay."

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Gosh. Sorry. I'm sorry.

"Gosh. Sorry. I'm sorry."

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You dumb bitch. Stop! Stop right now!

"You dumb bitch. Stop! Stop right now!"

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Stop!

"Stop!"

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Stop! Stop! Stop!

"Stop! Stop! Stop!"

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You don't need this. You don't need this anymore.

"You don't need this. You don't need this anymore."

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You can fucking do this.

"You can fucking do this."

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You know you can.

"You know you can."

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You can do this.

"You can do this."

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You can fucking do this. You know you can.

"You can fucking do this. You know you can."

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You can do this.

"You can do this."

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Hi, Mom.

"Hi, Mom."

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