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Clips from Physical - Let's Take This Show on the Road (S01E01)

like, a normal thing for pregnancy, but I just feel flush with desire.

"like, a normal thing for pregnancy, but I just feel flush with desire."

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Good Lord. What won't she put in her mouth?

"Good Lord. What won't she put in her mouth?"

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…animal, just sex.

"…animal, just sex."

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Like, I... Like, just meat. You know what I mean?

"Like, I... Like, just meat. You know what I mean?"

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Meat coming together.

"Meat coming together."

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Are you gonna get that?

"Are you gonna get that?"

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I didn't hear it.

"I didn't hear it."

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Hello.

"Hello."

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May I ask who's speaking?

"May I ask who's speaking?"

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Sure. One second.

"Sure. One second."

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Sheila, it's for you. It's Jerry. Someone named Jerry.

"Sheila, it's for you. It's Jerry. Someone named Jerry."

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Wait, is that Jerry Goldman? From the Berkeley days? The quad streaker?

"Wait, is that Jerry Goldman? From the Berkeley days? The quad streaker?"

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- My God. He's still alive? - I know.

"- My God. He's still alive? - I know."

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Wow.

"Wow."

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Jer bear, it's Tanya. Yeah.

"Jer bear, it's Tanya. Yeah."

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- Guess what? I'm pregnant. - Give me.

"- Guess what? I'm pregnant. - Give me."

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Hey, Jer.

"Hey, Jer."

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Hey. Hey, Sheil. Look, we got a problem, okay?

"Hey. Hey, Sheil. Look, we got a problem, okay?"

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I've been sitting here watching the boob tube all damn day,

"I've been sitting here watching the boob tube all damn day,"

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and I haven't seen our guy.

"and I haven't seen our guy."

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Well, you probably just missed it.

"Well, you probably just missed it."

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I've seen the Schmidt schmuck three times.

"I've seen the Schmidt schmuck three times."

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They haven't played our ad once. Not once.

"They haven't played our ad once. Not once."

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Do you know what's going on here?

"Do you know what's going on here?"

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A lot of jerking off, I'm guessing.

"A lot of jerking off, I'm guessing."

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That asshole is paying them off, okay?

"That asshole is paying them off, okay?"

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Giving them double to kill our ad.

"Giving them double to kill our ad."

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So I think I'm gonna go down to the TV station,

"So I think I'm gonna go down to the TV station,"

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and give them a piece of my mind.

"and give them a piece of my mind."

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No, Jerry. No. No. Look. Look.

"No, Jerry. No. No. Look. Look."

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You're probably right, but when you get this passionate,

"You're probably right, but when you get this passionate,"

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you tend to get into trouble. Legal trouble.

"you tend to get into trouble. Legal trouble."

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I know.

"I know."

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We can't risk losing you at this point in the campaign.

"We can't risk losing you at this point in the campaign."

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You're too valuable.

"You're too valuable."

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I'll talk to them. I'll see what's going on.

"I'll talk to them. I'll see what's going on."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Hey, you don't have any hand lotion in the house, do you?

"Hey, you don't have any hand lotion in the house, do you?"

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My hands are dry.

"My hands are dry."

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Yeah. Yeah, in the guest bathroom.

"Yeah. Yeah, in the guest bathroom."

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Thanks, hon.

"Thanks, hon."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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You called that one.

"You called that one."

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- I have the thank-you notes done. - You're so good.

"- I have the thank-you notes done. - You're so good."

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They just need your signature.

"They just need your signature."

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I like to get them done right away.

"I like to get them done right away."

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Otherwise, it never seems to happen. It just gets pushed one day after another.

"Otherwise, it never seems to happen. It just gets pushed one day after another."

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Were you happy?

"Were you happy?"

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- Excuse me? - With the party.

"- Excuse me? - With the party."

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I tried to make it nice. I know it looked simple.

"I tried to make it nice. I know it looked simple."

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You did a tremendous job as always.

"You did a tremendous job as always."

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Good. Great. I just wanted to make sure.

"Good. Great. I just wanted to make sure."

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Because it seemed like you were burdened emotionally.

"Because it seemed like you were burdened emotionally."

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Like, there might be stress in your mind and heart.

"Like, there might be stress in your mind and heart."

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Perhaps because of your father and certain memories.

"Perhaps because of your father and certain memories."

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Thank you, but it's... it's not about that.

"Thank you, but it's... it's not about that."

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It's about the election.

"It's about the election."

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I have quite a bit riding on the marina project,

"I have quite a bit riding on the marina project,"

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and if we don't win, it could all be in peril.

"and if we don't win, it could all be in peril."

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So the stress that I'm feeling is quite real and external.

"So the stress that I'm feeling is quite real and external."

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That's what I thought. Just making sure.

"That's what I thought. Just making sure."

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That's gotta be an animal. That can't be her.

"That's gotta be an animal. That can't be her."

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But what animal makes that sound?

"But what animal makes that sound?"

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We're only a few blocks from Sunset.

"We're only a few blocks from Sunset."

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Well, if you listen to Jack, we're in the Serengeti.

"Well, if you listen to Jack, we're in the Serengeti."

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No. That... That's...

"No. That... That's..."

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That's all her.

"That's all her."

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What is he doing to her?

"What is he doing to her?"

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How should I know?

"How should I know?"

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Come on. That was so long ago. We were kids.

"Come on. That was so long ago. We were kids."

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Well, it wasn't that long ago.

"Well, it wasn't that long ago."

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How was he?

"How was he?"

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Unmemorable.

"Unmemorable."

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- Okay. Okay, okay. - Okay, now she's…

"- Okay. Okay, okay. - Okay, now she's…"

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She's just embarrassing herself.

"She's just embarrassing herself."

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I think...

"I think..."

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I think we can do better.

"I think we can do better."

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I don't know. You gotta prove that.

"I don't know. You gotta prove that."

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This looks so much better.

"This looks so much better."

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He thinks I didn't see that?

"He thinks I didn't see that?"

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Hey.

"Hey."

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Danny, Sheila, I want you to meet some great pals of mine.

"Danny, Sheila, I want you to meet some great pals of mine."

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I wonder how they fuck.

"I wonder how they fuck."

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That monster on top of her, pounding away.

"That monster on top of her, pounding away."

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Or maybe he just lays on his back like a manatee,

"Or maybe he just lays on his back like a manatee,"

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and she has to climb on top and finish him...

"and she has to climb on top and finish him..."

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- Honey. Yeah. - Yeah?

"- Honey. Yeah. - Yeah?"

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How many years have Jack and I known each other? You remember?

"How many years have Jack and I known each other? You remember?"

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Ten, or... I mean, since college.

"Ten, or... I mean, since college."

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So... Well, we were in college.

"So... Well, we were in college."

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And I was just in the dorms, hanging around.

"And I was just in the dorms, hanging around."

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I'm bad at math too.

"I'm bad at math too."

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But I'm really good at puzzles. I'm a visual learner.

"But I'm really good at puzzles. I'm a visual learner."

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- That can't be real. - It's a pink diamond.

"- That can't be real. - It's a pink diamond."

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I had it appraised to be sure.

"I had it appraised to be sure."

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…local representation is the foundation of democracy.

"…local representation is the foundation of democracy."

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Jack, who's your local state assemblyman up here?

"Jack, who's your local state assemblyman up here?"

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You really putting me on the spot 'cause we just moved up here.

"You really putting me on the spot 'cause we just moved up here."

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- But… - Okay.

"- But… - Okay."

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I have... I really don't have any idea.

"I have... I really don't have any idea."

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Not sure? You don't know?

"Not sure? You don't know?"

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- No. - Well, that's all right. You're not alone.

"- No. - Well, that's all right. You're not alone."

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There's a lot of progressive people, especially here in California,

"There's a lot of progressive people, especially here in California,"

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that just get lazy, disengaged.

"that just get lazy, disengaged."

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That's how the conservatives get away with it.

"That's how the conservatives get away with it."

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And I'm talking redistricting, I'm talking gutting social services.

"And I'm talking redistricting, I'm talking gutting social services."

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- Can you believe that? - Let's let people maybe get a drink

"- Can you believe that? - Let's let people maybe get a drink"

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- before we get too political. - That's right.

"- before we get too political. - That's right."

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- Shall we? - Yeah.

"- Shall we? - Yeah."

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- Yeah, let's get these guys some drinks. - Come with me.

"- Yeah, let's get these guys some drinks. - Come with me."

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All right, we're gonna talk, Brian.

"All right, we're gonna talk, Brian."

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You know, I vote for another margarita.

"You know, I vote for another margarita."

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- Jesus. - It's good. This is good.

"- Jesus. - It's good. This is good."

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- There's so many people here. - Yeah. No, it's really...

"- There's so many people here. - Yeah. No, it's really..."

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- really going swell. - It's going great.

"- really going swell. - It's going great."

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- Dude. - Hey, dude.

"- Dude. - Hey, dude."

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I thought we lost you there.

"I thought we lost you there."

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How long was I sleeping?

"How long was I sleeping?"

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I don't know.

"I don't know."

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You took a full churro, which I've never seen done.

"You took a full churro, which I've never seen done."

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