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Clips from Physical - Let's Take This Show on the Road (S01E01)

Mother. Thank you.

"Mother. Thank you."

Physical

Here. Have some cake.

"Here. Have some cake."

Physical

Anyone else? Cake?

"Anyone else? Cake?"

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Yeah. I'll have a piece.

"Yeah. I'll have a piece."

Physical

Who else? Anyone else? Cake?

"Who else? Anyone else? Cake?"

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You sure you don't have to go potty, sweetie? Now's your chance.

"You sure you don't have to go potty, sweetie? Now's your chance."

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Hey.

"Hey."

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You are beautiful.

"You are beautiful."

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What? No, I'm disgusting.

"What? No, I'm disgusting."

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- My hair... The wind. - No. No, no, no. It's too late.

"- My hair... The wind. - No. No, no, no. It's too late."

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You already smiled.

"You already smiled."

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Can't take it back.

"Can't take it back."

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You know, none of this is promised.

"You know, none of this is promised."

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The water, the land, the sky.

"The water, the land, the sky."

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Not unless we take steps now to protect it for Maya.

"Not unless we take steps now to protect it for Maya."

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So true.

"So true."

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Are you high?

"Are you high?"

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Did you have a puff of grass when I wasn't looking?

"Did you have a puff of grass when I wasn't looking?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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I drive better when I'm high.

"I drive better when I'm high."

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Just more focused.

"Just more focused."

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Let me drive.

"Let me drive."

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- Yeah? - Yeah.

"- Yeah? - Yeah."

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- All right. It's up to you. - Come on, sweetie. Let's go.

"- All right. It's up to you. - Come on, sweetie. Let's go."

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Just a sec!

"Just a sec!"

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All right. Let me in.

"All right. Let me in."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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- Hey, I'm gonna go for a swim. - Hey.

"- Hey, I'm gonna go for a swim. - Hey."

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You want to come?

"You want to come?"

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I don't think so.

"I don't think so."

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Remind me not to have those chili dogs they serve at the ninth hole.

"Remind me not to have those chili dogs they serve at the ninth hole."

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They never sit right.

"They never sit right."

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Welcome to paradise, folks. Watch your step.

"Welcome to paradise, folks. Watch your step."

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So the house was built

"So the house was built"

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by a Holocaust survivor by the name of Joseph Solokoff.

"by a Holocaust survivor by the name of Joseph Solokoff."

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And after all that darkness he endured,

"And after all that darkness he endured,"

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you can really feel the embrace of light

"you can really feel the embrace of light"

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in his California architectural works,

"in his California architectural works,"

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their sensuality, it's just life itself.

"their sensuality, it's just life itself."

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Joni Mitchell lives in a Solokoff.

"Joni Mitchell lives in a Solokoff."

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- It's true. - We're pretty sure that she does.

"- It's true. - We're pretty sure that she does."

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It's breathtaking…

"It's breathtaking…"

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…how pretentious you've both become.

"…how pretentious you've both become."

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How many necklaces is he wearing?

"How many necklaces is he wearing?"

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You're gonna wanna keep an eye on Maya.

"You're gonna wanna keep an eye on Maya."

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- Yeah. - There's no railings.

"- Yeah. - There's no railings."

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- That's part of the Solokoff philosophy. - That's right.

"- That's part of the Solokoff philosophy. - That's right."

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Yeah. Quite a drop you got over there.

"Yeah. Quite a drop you got over there."

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I know, I know. Sometimes I get vertigo.

"I know, I know. Sometimes I get vertigo."

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- It's so funny. - She does. It's actually pretty serious.

"- It's so funny. - She does. It's actually pretty serious."

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We don't... It's so fun.

"We don't... It's so fun."

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I wonder what she'd look like falling down the canyon,

"I wonder what she'd look like falling down the canyon,"

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holding on for dear life, and then letting go…

"holding on for dear life, and then letting go…"

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Seventy-six feet. Yeah, and at the bottom, mountain lions.

"Seventy-six feet. Yeah, and at the bottom, mountain lions."

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- What? - The rest of the world has guard rails.

"- What? - The rest of the world has guard rails."

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But not up here.

"But not up here."

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Here, we're still wild, untamed.

"Here, we're still wild, untamed."

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And don't forget unappealing. Ungroomed.

"And don't forget unappealing. Ungroomed."

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Okay, so every level of the house has a different view.

"Okay, so every level of the house has a different view."

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Do any of 'em have bathrooms?

"Do any of 'em have bathrooms?"

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They all do.

"They all do."

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- They all have bathrooms. - There's bathrooms.

"- They all have bathrooms. - There's bathrooms."

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Well good, 'cause it was a long drive, and I hope it was worth it.

"Well good, 'cause it was a long drive, and I hope it was worth it."

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Okay, I'll be back.

"Okay, I'll be back."

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- Come here, honey. - Okay.

"- Come here, honey. - Okay."

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What's up?

"What's up?"

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- Sup? - What's happening?

"- Sup? - What's happening?"

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Nada mucho, dude. Dipping, shaping.

"Nada mucho, dude. Dipping, shaping."

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- Dude, living the dream, bro. - In the zone, bro.

"- Dude, living the dream, bro. - In the zone, bro."

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So, what's up, man?

"So, what's up, man?"

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You got work for me? We duping? I'm almost done with my last run.

"You got work for me? We duping? I'm almost done with my last run."

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I could really use the cash flow too.

"I could really use the cash flow too."

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Nah, sorry.

"Nah, sorry."

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I've been a little held up in the cash department.

"I've been a little held up in the cash department."

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- Gonna have to wait. - Dude.

"- Gonna have to wait. - Dude."

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I know, dude.

"I know, dude."

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Well, I guess I gotta call the porn guys and see if they got any work for me.

"Well, I guess I gotta call the porn guys and see if they got any work for me."

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I just don't love doing that stuff, man. I mean, I'm a Christian, bro.

"I just don't love doing that stuff, man. I mean, I'm a Christian, bro."

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- Hurts the soul. - I hear you.

"- Hurts the soul. - I hear you."

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I mean, not on the Christian thing, I'm a Buddhist atheist, but on the soul.

"I mean, not on the Christian thing, I'm a Buddhist atheist, but on the soul."

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I mean, I pray like a motherfucker too, dude.

"I mean, I pray like a motherfucker too, dude."

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Just, shit just keeps not going my way.

"Just, shit just keeps not going my way."

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Like a couple weeks ago, little dude comes in,

"Like a couple weeks ago, little dude comes in,"

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"orders a 5'8" thruster.

""orders a 5'8" thruster."

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I work on it for weeks.

"I work on it for weeks."

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It's the prettiest one I've ever made.

"It's the prettiest one I've ever made."

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And then guess what happens?

"And then guess what happens?"

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Little dude disappears. He stiffs me.

"Little dude disappears. He stiffs me."

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"I mean, what am I supposed to do with a 5'8" thruster?

""I mean, what am I supposed to do with a 5'8" thruster?"

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That's my size.

"That's my size."

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It's all right.

"It's all right."

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Sadly, though, I just don't have the dough.

"Sadly, though, I just don't have the dough."

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I mean, my old lady would kill me.

"I mean, my old lady would kill me."

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We're supposed to be saving up, you know?

"We're supposed to be saving up, you know?"

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It's all cool.

"It's all cool."

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I get it.

"I get it."

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We do take credit cards now, if that helps.

"We do take credit cards now, if that helps."

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But anyway.

"But anyway."

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Pot churro? My girlfriend makes 'em.

"Pot churro? My girlfriend makes 'em."

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I gotta do shit today, or I would.

"I gotta do shit today, or I would."

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Good choice. It's a good choice. They're pretty intense.

"Good choice. It's a good choice. They're pretty intense."

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But anyway. Later, dude.

"But anyway. Later, dude."

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Christ be with you.

"Christ be with you."

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You know what? I...

"You know what? I..."

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On the other hand, they do smell pretty fucking killer.

"On the other hand, they do smell pretty fucking killer."

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Dude, help yourself, man.

"Dude, help yourself, man."

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Thank you again.

"Thank you again."

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It just makes such a difference to the campaign

"It just makes such a difference to the campaign"

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that you're helping and doing this.

"that you're helping and doing this."

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- It's my pleasure. - Thank you.

"- It's my pleasure. - Thank you."

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My God. I can't stop.

"My God. I can't stop."

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I've been so hungry.

"I've been so hungry."

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Were you like this with Maya?

"Were you like this with Maya?"

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I think so, yeah.

"I think so, yeah."

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In this trimester,

"In this trimester,"

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I'm so horny.

"I'm so horny."

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Poor Jack.

"Poor Jack."

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I'm just running him ragged, begging for sex day and night.

"I'm just running him ragged, begging for sex day and night."

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- Do you wanna go over the guest list? - I don't know if it's to do with

"- Do you wanna go over the guest list? - I don't know if it's to do with"

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all the extra blood that's running in my veins or if this is,

"all the extra blood that's running in my veins or if this is,"

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