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Clips from Grand Crew - Pilot (S01E01)

"[Mary J. Blige's "Real Love"]"
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"♪ I'm searching for a real love ♪"
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"- Permission to get outta here"
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"and see where the rest of the night goes?"
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"- Permission granted."
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"- ♪ Real love"
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"♪ I'm searching"
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"[upbeat music]"
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"- You're cute."
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"♪"
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"[phone ringing]"
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"- I have to take this."
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"- Yo, this place is cool, right?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, it's all right."
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"- All right, well, next round's on me."
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"Anybody need anything? - Actually, I need a tea."
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"I would like to have"
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"the "how was the rest of your night with Kim" tea."
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"[laughter] - It was a great night."
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"You know, she's a dope person."
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"It was great getting to know her."
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"- Man, cut the crap."
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"Did you put some miles on the mattress or zwhat?"
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"- A gentleman does not kiss and tell."
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"So I guess I'm a bad boy, because yeah."
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"[laughter and cheering]"
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"- God is good."
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"- So when you gonna see her again, bro?"
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"- Oh, you know, we're hanging out next week."
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"- Oh, that's dope. That's dope."
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"- That's weird, because Kristen said"
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"that Kim is going out of town all next week."
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"- Oh, right. Right. I meant two weeks. Dinner."
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"Little Dom's, little Italian, you know?"
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"- I see. - Yeah."
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"- That's also weird because Kristen said"
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"that Kim is gluten-free."
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"- I didn't realize how close Kim and Kristen are."
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"That's so cool."
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"- So you getting Italian"
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"in two weeks with a girl that can't eat pasta?"
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"- Hold on. [sniffs]"
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"You guys smell that?"
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"- Smell what? I don't smell anything."
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"- Yeah, because no one can smell their own lie pie."
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"You're lying. But why?"
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"- Because he did hook up, just not with Kim."
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"- Alicia. - [gasps]"
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"- Okay, yes. Yes, we hung out."
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"We talked and we're both cool with the casual thing,"
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"so we're on the same page now."
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"- Those sound like different pages, homey."
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"So you can claim to be as casual as you wanna be,"
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"but sooner or later, your heart is gonna grab your brain"
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"by the shoulders and scream, "This is wack!""
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"- I disagree. Look, I love Alicia."
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"And I really wanna make this work."
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"And all I've gotten from each of you is judgement."
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"Except for you, Wyatt. Thank you."
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"You've been very cool. - Thank you."
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"- Look, guys, we have finally found ourselves"
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"a bar that we actually like."
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"So can you guys just lay off me for a second"
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"and just let me enjoy my drinks in peace?"
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"- All right, all right. [dance music playing]"
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"- Ladies and gentlemen, the rave has begun."
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"- Noah, this is all your fault, my guy."
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"♪"
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"- Hey, man. It's been a week now."
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"You need to give me my damn kombucha."
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"- Who do you think you're talking to?"
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"I'll get it when I get it."
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"- Typical. - Typical what?"
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"- Typical you, taking your sweet time."
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"- And typical you,"
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"always buying single ply toilet paper."
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"It's like wiping your butt with cotton candy."
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"- Again with the toilet paper."
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"Geez! - Oh."
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"Oh, so, wanna slap box now."
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"Oh, you're too soft for all of that."
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"- Soft? I ain't soft. Let's box then."
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"- Okay. All right. - Come on. Whoo!"
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"I'm ready for you, baby. I'm ready."
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"- Oh, okay. That was a quick one."
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"I didn't know we started yet."
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"- Yeah. - All right then."
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"- All, right, come on. What you got?"
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"Give me your best shot. Oh, whoa!"
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"Man, okay. All right, okay."
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"Okay. Whoo!"
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"Oh. Whoo! Whoo! Okay."
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"- Ah! Okay, time out. Time out. Time out."
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"I'm not--I'm not stopping because I'm hurt."
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"I'm stopping because my hands hurt"
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"from hitting you too hard."
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"- Yeah. - You got a strong jawline."
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"- Yeah. - You should be proud of that."
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"- I am. I am actually."
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"And I too am stopping because my hands hurt"
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"and definitely not my face."
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"- Look, man, when Noah introduced us,"
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"I was pumped to be living"
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"with one of his homeys from UCLA."
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"- Yeah, well, I was pumped as well."
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"My homey's homey from home was bound to be my homey too."
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"- True."
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"Sometimes I feel like you look down on me"
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"because I didn't go to college like the rest of y'all."
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"I'm smart too, man."
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"College wasn't for me, but I got a 1,580 on my SAT."
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"- Really? - Yeah, man."
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"- Damn."
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"- I'm a dope-ass test taker, brah."
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"They used to call me Bubbles in high school"
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"'cause I was always filling in the right answers."
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"And because of my big, juicy butt cheeks."
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"- [laughs]"
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"- Look, man, you one of the smartest people I know."
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