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Clips from Grand Crew - Pilot (S01E01)

"- For ages, the Black man has been seen as many things."
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"As sketchy, as wild,"
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"as arrogant and insensitive,"
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"but I'm going to let you in on a little secret"
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"about Black men."
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"We have a softer, more sensitive side."
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"That's right. We love."
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"The flowers are for his mom."
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"And it ain't even Mother's Day."
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"We laugh. Trust me."
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"That dude is a joy to be around."
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"We care. This guy cares about animals."
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"That's a bean burrito, for your information."
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"And believe it or not, we cry."
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"My man gets sad sometimes, and that's okay."
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"What I'm saying is..."
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"Our multitudes got multitudes."
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"It feels so good to get this off my chest."
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"Thank you for letting me share."
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"Let's explore all of this a bit more, shall we?"
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"[upbeat music]"
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"- Hey, here you go, guys. Hey, baby."
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"- Hey."
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"- Okay."
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"- [giggles] - [sighs]"
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"- Damn, homey, I know I said don't bang where we hang,"
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"but you got her slobbing on the job,"
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"so it must be going well."
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"- How long's it been now? - Four months."
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"The thing about her is, I've never been in love"
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"with someone more in my entire life."
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"- What? - Full stop."
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"- Bro, you out here looking like a trampoline."
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"Extra sprung. Boing, boing."
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"- Oh, he's been like this ever since we were kids."
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"In elementary school, every Halloween,"
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"he would dress up as a loving husband."
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"- What? - What is that costume?"
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"- Okay, shut it down for a second, okay?"
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"Because you guys are making it sound like I'm a sap,"
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"and I'm definitely not, okay?"
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"Lest we forget, I used to be out on these date streets"
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"running hella game, okay?"
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"Dates on dates on dates on dates on dates on dates."
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"It's just with Alicia, you know, she's--she's special."
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"- Oh, come on, man,"
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"every other girl you meet is special"
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"or one of a kind or had you at hello."
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"But I know what's really going on."
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"The sex is bomb. She must be breaking that back."
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"[laughter]"
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"- For the last time, can we please not talk"
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"about me having bomb sex in front of my sister?"
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"- For the last time, yes, we can."
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"My sexuality has always been key to this group."
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"For example, I have a Tinder date later,"
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"and I'm hoping it ends with our crotches getting steamy."
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"- Oh, thanks, Nicky. That reminds me."
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"I'm throwing an anniversary party next week,"
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"and I expect all y'all to be there."
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"- What did Nicky just say"
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"that reminded you of your anniversary?"
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"- On our honeymoon, Kristen and I were having"
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"breakfast in bed, and I spilled mint tea on my crotch."
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"Steamy crotch. - That makes sense."
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"- Oh, yeah, it does. - So speaking of anniversaries,"
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"feels like now's as good a time to tell you guys as any."
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"I'm gonna ask Alicia to marry me."
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"both: What? - Why would you do that?"
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"- Wait, what's-- what's with the mumbles?"
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"[both mumbling]"
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"- Seriously, dude, I've had almond milk in my fridge"
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"longer than you've been with Alicia."
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"So maybe you're rushing."
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"- Or maybe you should drink your almond milk faster."
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"- No, man. He's right."
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"No Black man should get married before age 75."
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"You still look the same and you get more time"
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"to sow your royal oats."
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"Give me some. - "Royal oats"?"
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"This isn't "Coming to America," and even if it was,"
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"Prince Akeem chose love over the single life."
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"Nah, I'm all for it."
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"I love my queen, and I'm excited"
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"that you gon' lock it down with yours, Noah."
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"Noah."
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"- As I said before, boing, boing."
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"- [laughs] What y'all say?"
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"both: Whoo! [both laugh]"
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"- That sex. - Mm."
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"- Wow, that was a great game out there."
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"I mean, you really left it all out on the court."
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"- I know. You--you were on fire."
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"Hitting buckets from deep."
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"[both laugh]"
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"- [sighs] - Whoo!"
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"♪"
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"[laughs]"
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"- Sup?"
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"- Sup, king?"
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"- Chilling, man. How you doing?"
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"- Good, good, good."
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"Yo, man, have you been using my Netflix?"
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"- Oh, yeah, homey, I've been watching"
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"this Japanese reality show called "Ainori Love Wagon.""
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"Everyone is so polite,"
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"but there's still palpable tension."
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"That joint goes hard."
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"- That's great, but now my algorithm's all confused."
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"All my shows are Japanese. - You're welcome."
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"Or should I say-- [speaking Japanese]"
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"- "Million Yen Women." - Oh, that joint goes hard."
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"- "Samurai Gourmet." - That joint goes so hard."
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"- "Devilman Crybaby." - That joint goes the hardest."
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"- "Kantaro: The Sweet Tooth Salaryman"?"
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"- Ah, correction. That joint goes the hardest."
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"[laughs] - Okay, cool."
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"So it would be great"
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"if you could get your own account at some point."
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"- Oh, yeah. I know, right? - Yeah, right."
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