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Clips from Smokin' Aces

"CARRUTHERS: I'm telling you something..."
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"You've got to be careful when you're doing your stakeouts."
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"I did one for... I was on one for six months."
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"I gained, like, 20, 25 pounds. You keep eating this crap..."
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"MESSNER: Well, that's my problem, though. I don't gain weight. I tried."
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"That's 'cause you're 12 years old."
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"- Yeah, well, then, who gives a shit? - Can I get you something to drink?"
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"You're disgusting."
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"Come on, don't keep it by the water either."
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"Don't even let it rub shoulders with the other bottle."
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"Do you know what? Urine is good for your skin."
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"My grandmother... I swear to God, my grandmother told me."
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"She said... She did, 'cause when I used to get a zit or something, she said..."
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"She pissed on your face?"
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"Get the fuck out of here. Are you fucking nuts?"
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"- What? - It's my grandmother!"
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"You just told me your grandma said that piss is good for your skin."
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"Have some respect. Come on."
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"STEVE ON RADIO: We have some activity here."
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"Why don't you speak a little louder, Steve? Just keep it fucking down."
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"- CARRUTHERS: What, now? - The old man's in bed."
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"The nurse is in there and then Serna is somewhere in the house."
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"- Who's in the back? Who's in the back? Joe. - Joe."
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"Joe, are you guys seeing anything?"
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"Because if you are, it's certainly not coming up here in the van"
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"and we'd certainly like to see what's going on."
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"We've been here for 16 hours."
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"It's pretty dead."
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"Thank you, Captain Obvious."
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"All right well, just stay awake, guys. Stay on it. Stay alert."
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"AGENT 1: Hey, yo, Mike, where are you, man? I can't see you now."
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"Are you nervous?"
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"What?"
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"- What kind of deodorant do you use? - I don't use deodorant."
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"- Look at you. - What? I live in a van."
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"What does that mean?"
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"It's bad for you. It causes Alzheimer's."
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"What?"
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"Alzheimer's. You get Alzheimer's if you're using antiperspirant"
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"with aluminium."
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"I'm sorry. I forgot. I don't remember what you said. What?"
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"Fucking asshole."
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"Watch it. Watch it. Watch who your superior is, pal."
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"STEVE: Serna just picked up the house phone."
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"AGENT 2: He's on the phone now. He is on the phone. He's on the phone."
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"AGENT 1: I got some movement in there."
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"Ricky, pan to the right and zoom in."
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"Okay, we got him. We got him. We got him."
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"Here we go. Here we go."
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"Zoom back in and stay there."
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"STEVE: He is on the phone. Do you guys have any transmission?"
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"- He's on the phone. - Quiet, quiet. We got it."
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"- He's talking to someone right now. - Just keep zooming in."
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"- SERNA: Buzz. - Dialogue hot. Dialogue hot."
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"Everybody off the walkies now. Everybody off air."
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"SERNA: You got clicks?"
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"PADICHE: Clicks? No. Nothing on my end. The line's clean."
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"STEVE: Do you guys have any signal out there?"
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"Yeah, we got it. Please stay off the walkies."
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"SERNA: Buzzy, I'm upstairs. I can't talk very loud. Primo's downstairs."
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"PADICHE: I've been sitting by this phone for 20 fucking hours."
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"SERNA: Now listen to me, Buzzy. He's going to clip Israel."
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"PADICHE: Clip? He's gonna kill him?"
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"Buddy Israel?"
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"SERNA: Now, I was eavesdropping, so let me lay this thing out neat."
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"PADICHE: All right, I'm listening. Go ahead."
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"SERNA: Now, what I heard downstairs is they got a guy. Some Swede."
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"Swede."
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"- You know a Swede? You know of a Swede? - Nothing."
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"SERNA: Supposedly, a specialist. And he ain't coming cheap."
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"So I'm thinking we jump, get to Israel before the Swede can, we're in a power position."
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"- We grab him... - It's a double-cross."
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"...ransom him back, pick up that nut."
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"We're that much closer to doing our own thing."
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"PADICHE: Kidnapping? Can we bring this off?"
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"SERNA: Hey, we keep our mouth shut, play the part, nobody suspects a thing."
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"The old man's on the fade, Buzzy. Fuck them, you know."
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"These guys got balls. Let me tell you. These guys got some balls."
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"Do they ever."
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"SERNA: Jesus Christ, this is our time now."
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"PADICHE: You think they'll really kick ransom for Israel?"
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"SERNA: You ain't heard the punch line."
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"But before I get to it, one more thing. I should probably bring it up."
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"Primo wants Israel's heart."
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"- What'd he just say? - He's going to cut his heart out."
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"PADICHE: His heart? Jesus, what for?"
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"SERNA: He's been snitching to the world. I can't even blame Primo."
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"You know, he's old-school Sicilian. This is how they hate."
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"Now, big concern for me, at least, we crew up."
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"Let's not fuck around. Someone's cousin, some zip off the boat from Naples."
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"Zip off the boat?"
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"Let's get pros. People who know how to behave."
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"This thing's gonna blow up huge."
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"PADICHE: You know, there's a pair of broads I think might be very good for this."
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"Which broads?"
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"SERNA: They're reliable? They're good? What?"
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"PADICHE: Two of the best. They hit those Chinamen, took out the big triad."
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"These girls are worth every penny. I'll call Loretta. She handles both of them."
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"SERNA: All right. Odds are they're gonna get into some shit."
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"Might have to put people down."
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"These guys aren't fucking around."
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"PADICHE: Well, just so I get a quote in my head, how much is the Swede getting?"
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"SERNA: That's the punch line. You ready?"
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"Here's the punch line."
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"One million flat."
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"Holy shit."
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"If word hits the street that there's a million-dollar bounty"
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"for Buddy fucking Israel,"
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"you're gonna have every fucking hit man in the free world looking for him."
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"We got to move quickly. No more tomorrow. I got to go, Buzzy."
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"- He said one million. - One million."
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"One million, plus the fucking heart."
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"- Plus the heart. - And Buddy Israel."
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"Holy shit."
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"These guys want him bad."
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"EMCEE: Ladies and gentlemen, there's a guy,"
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"he is one of the biggest stars in the world."
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"And we are thrilled to have him stop by."
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"And he's won all kinds of awards."
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"He has won Entertainer of the Year"
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