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Clips from Cheers - Teacher's Pet (S03E03)

CHEERS IS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.

"CHEERS IS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE."

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CARLA, MIGHT I HAVE A WORD?

"CARLA, MIGHT I HAVE A WORD?"

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LOOK, I KNOW HOW YOU LIKE TO POKE FUN AT ME AND WHATNOT,

"LOOK, I KNOW HOW YOU LIKE TO POKE FUN AT ME AND WHATNOT,"

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BUT I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT

"BUT I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT"

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IF YOU STAYED AWAY FROM ONE AREA

"IF YOU STAYED AWAY FROM ONE AREA"

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I'M PARTICULARLY SENSITIVE ABOUT-- AND THAT IS MY EARS.

"I'M PARTICULARLY SENSITIVE ABOUT-- AND THAT IS MY EARS."

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I DON'T MAKE JOKES ABOUT YOUR EARS.

"I DON'T MAKE JOKES ABOUT YOUR EARS."

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WHY WOULD I MAKE JOKES ABOUT...

"WHY WOULD I MAKE JOKES ABOUT..."

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OH, MY GOD.

"OH, MY GOD."

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I NEVER NOTICED THOSE SATELLITE DISHES BEFORE.

"I NEVER NOTICED THOSE SATELLITE DISHES BEFORE."

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GEE, I MUST HAVE BEEN DISTRACTED

"GEE, I MUST HAVE BEEN DISTRACTED"

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BY THE OTHER ATROCITIES ATTACHED TO YOUR HEAD.

"BY THE OTHER ATROCITIES ATTACHED TO YOUR HEAD."

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YEAH, WELL, LOOK, JUST HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE, WILL YOU?

"YEAH, WELL, LOOK, JUST HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE, WILL YOU?"

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LAST NIGHT I WAS GOING THROUGH MY INSURANCE POLICY,

"LAST NIGHT I WAS GOING THROUGH MY INSURANCE POLICY,"

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AND I DISCOVERED I'M ELIGIBLE

"AND I DISCOVERED I'M ELIGIBLE"

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FOR AN EAR TUCK.

"FOR AN EAR TUCK."

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YOU KNOW, IT'S GOING TO BE HARD ENOUGH

"YOU KNOW, IT'S GOING TO BE HARD ENOUGH"

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FOR ME TO GO THROUGH WITHOUT YOU RAZZING ME ALL THE TIME,

"FOR ME TO GO THROUGH WITHOUT YOU RAZZING ME ALL THE TIME,"

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SO ALL I WANT IS THAT YOU PLEASE, PLEASE AFTER I DO IT

"SO ALL I WANT IS THAT YOU PLEASE, PLEASE AFTER I DO IT"

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NOT MAKE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL.

"NOT MAKE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL."

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THIS REALLY MEANS A LOT TO YOU, DOESN'T IT?

"THIS REALLY MEANS A LOT TO YOU, DOESN'T IT?"

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IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE.

"IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE."

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YEAH, WELL, GO AHEAD, GET IT DONE. WE'LL SEE.

"YEAH, WELL, GO AHEAD, GET IT DONE. WE'LL SEE."

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ONE OTHER THING, CARLA--

"ONE OTHER THING, CARLA--"

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WOULD YOU KIND OF LAY OFF ABOUT HOW I LIVE WITH MY MOTHER?

"WOULD YOU KIND OF LAY OFF ABOUT HOW I LIVE WITH MY MOTHER?"

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GEE WHIZ, CLIFF, GIVE ME SOMETHING.

"GEE WHIZ, CLIFF, GIVE ME SOMETHING."

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WHAT AM I GONNA TEASE YOU ABOUT?

"WHAT AM I GONNA TEASE YOU ABOUT?"

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I'M NOT THE MOST TIDY GUY IN THE WORLD.

"I'M NOT THE MOST TIDY GUY IN THE WORLD."

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OH, OK. I'LL LIMIT MYSELF TO THAT.

"OH, OK. I'LL LIMIT MYSELF TO THAT."

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THANK YOU, CARLA.

"THANK YOU, CARLA."

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YOU'RE WELCOME. BY THE WAY, YOUR MOTHER CALLED.

"YOU'RE WELCOME. BY THE WAY, YOUR MOTHER CALLED."

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SHE SAID YOU LEFT YOUR EARMUFFS IN THE DRIVEWAY,

"SHE SAID YOU LEFT YOUR EARMUFFS IN THE DRIVEWAY,"

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AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

"AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT."

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THAT WAS A "TIDY" TEASE.

"THAT WAS A "TIDY" TEASE."

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* MAKING YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY *

"* MAKING YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY *"

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* TAKES EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT *

"* TAKES EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT *"

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* TAKING A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES *

"* TAKING A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES *"

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* SURE WOULD HELP A LOT *

"* SURE WOULD HELP A LOT *"

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* WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO GET AWAY? *

"* WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO GET AWAY? *"

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* SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO *

"* SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO *"

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* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *

"* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *"

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* AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME *

"* AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME *"

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* YOU WANNA BE WHERE YOU CAN SEE *

"* YOU WANNA BE WHERE YOU CAN SEE *"

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* OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME *

"* OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME *"

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* YOU WANNA BE WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *

"* YOU WANNA BE WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *"

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* YOU WANNA GO WHERE PEOPLE KNOW *

"* YOU WANNA GO WHERE PEOPLE KNOW *"

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* PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME *

"* PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME *"

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* YOU WANNA GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME **

"* YOU WANNA GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME **"

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HEY, EVERYBODY.

"HEY, EVERYBODY."

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HI, SAM.

"HI, SAM."

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WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE, SAM?

"WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE, SAM?"

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LOOKS LIKE BOOKS.

"LOOKS LIKE BOOKS."

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YEAH, I GUESS YOU COULD CALL THEM BOOKS.

"YEAH, I GUESS YOU COULD CALL THEM BOOKS."

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IT'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN MEANING TO READ.

"IT'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN MEANING TO READ."

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WHY DON'T YOU OPEN ONE UP SO WE CAN ALL SEE

"WHY DON'T YOU OPEN ONE UP SO WE CAN ALL SEE"

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THE LITTLE GINGERBREAD HOUSE POP OUT?

"THE LITTLE GINGERBREAD HOUSE POP OUT?"

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WELL, YOU WASTED YOUR MONEY ON THAT ONE, SAM.

"WELL, YOU WASTED YOUR MONEY ON THAT ONE, SAM."

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YOU'LL BE DISAPPOINTED WITH THE ENDING.

"YOU'LL BE DISAPPOINTED WITH THE ENDING."

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I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE.

"I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE."

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HE LOCKED HIS DOOR.

"HE LOCKED HIS DOOR."

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OH, AND WE'RE TRAPPED OUT HERE WITH YOU.

"OH, AND WE'RE TRAPPED OUT HERE WITH YOU."

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SAM NEVER LOCKS HIS DOOR.

"SAM NEVER LOCKS HIS DOOR."

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HE'S DONE THAT 2 OR 3 TIMES THIS WEEK, DIANE.

"HE'S DONE THAT 2 OR 3 TIMES THIS WEEK, DIANE."

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YEAH. HE DID THAT THE OTHER NIGHT,

"YEAH. HE DID THAT THE OTHER NIGHT,"

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AND HE NEVER MADE A SOUND.

"AND HE NEVER MADE A SOUND."

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HE STAYED IN THERE TILL CLOSING TIME.

"HE STAYED IN THERE TILL CLOSING TIME."

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OH, MY GOD. THE THING I FEARED WORST HAS HAPPENED.

"OH, MY GOD. THE THING I FEARED WORST HAS HAPPENED."

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YOUR LIVING BRA DIED OF BOREDOM.

"YOUR LIVING BRA DIED OF BOREDOM."

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THIS IS NO TIME FOR LEVITY.

"THIS IS NO TIME FOR LEVITY."

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I THINK SAM MIGHT BE DRINKING AGAIN.

"I THINK SAM MIGHT BE DRINKING AGAIN."

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OH, I WAS AFRAID OF THIS.

"OH, I WAS AFRAID OF THIS."

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DAY AFTER DAY OF WATCHING FRASIER AND ME

"DAY AFTER DAY OF WATCHING FRASIER AND ME"

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EXULTING IN OUR JOY

"EXULTING IN OUR JOY"

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HAS FINALLY DRIVEN HIM OVER THE EDGE.

"HAS FINALLY DRIVEN HIM OVER THE EDGE."

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COME ON, DIANE.

"COME ON, DIANE."

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I DOUBT SERIOUSLY IF HE'S DRINKING.

"I DOUBT SERIOUSLY IF HE'S DRINKING."

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THERE'S LOTS OF OTHER THINGS HE CAN BE DOING IN THERE.

"THERE'S LOTS OF OTHER THINGS HE CAN BE DOING IN THERE."

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LIKE WHAT?

"LIKE WHAT?"

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MAYBE HE'S READING JUST LIKE HE SAID.

"MAYBE HE'S READING JUST LIKE HE SAID."

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OH, IT CAN'T BE THAT.

"OH, IT CAN'T BE THAT."

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I WAS ONCE WITH SAM WHEN HE WAS READING.

"I WAS ONCE WITH SAM WHEN HE WAS READING."

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I'D RECOGNIZE THE SOUNDS ANYWHERE.

"I'D RECOGNIZE THE SOUNDS ANYWHERE."

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WELL, THERE'S ONE SURE WAY TO ASCERTAIN

"WELL, THERE'S ONE SURE WAY TO ASCERTAIN"

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WHETHER HE'S DRINKING.

"WHETHER HE'S DRINKING."

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I'LL SMELL HIS BREATH.

"I'LL SMELL HIS BREATH."

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GO AWAY.

"GO AWAY."

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SAM, IT'S DIANE.

"SAM, IT'S DIANE."

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GO FAR AWAY.

"GO FAR AWAY."

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SAM, PLEASE, THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT

"SAM, PLEASE, THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT"

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I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

"I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT."

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ALL RIGHT. COME IN.

"ALL RIGHT. COME IN."

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THE DOOR IS LOCKED.

"THE DOOR IS LOCKED."

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OH.

"OH."

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GEE. I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED.

"GEE. I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED."

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HELLO, SAM.

"HELLO, SAM."

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HELLO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

"HELLO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

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WHY ARE YOU SNIFFING LIKE THAT?

"WHY ARE YOU SNIFFING LIKE THAT?"

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WHAT'S THAT?

"WHAT'S THAT?"

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I TOLD YOU-- I HAD A BOOK.

"I TOLD YOU-- I HAD A BOOK."

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"THE WORLD AND ITS PEOPLE."

""THE WORLD AND ITS PEOPLE.""

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THIS IS SURPRISING, SAM.

"THIS IS SURPRISING, SAM."

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YOU'RE READING A BOOK WHOSE TITLE DOESN'T CONTAIN THE WORDS

"YOU'RE READING A BOOK WHOSE TITLE DOESN'T CONTAIN THE WORDS"

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"NAUGHTY," "HOT," OR "THROBBING"?

""NAUGHTY," "HOT," OR "THROBBING"?"

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I TOLD YOU, IT'S JUST A BOOK I'M READING.

"I TOLD YOU, IT'S JUST A BOOK I'M READING."

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IT'S NOT JUST A BOOK. IT'S A TEXTBOOK--

"IT'S NOT JUST A BOOK. IT'S A TEXTBOOK--"

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ARE YOU BACK IN SCHOOL?

"ARE YOU BACK IN SCHOOL?"

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PROMISE YOU WON'T TELL ANYBODY, WILL YOU, PLEASE?

"PROMISE YOU WON'T TELL ANYBODY, WILL YOU, PLEASE?"

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WELL, SAM, THIS IS NOTHING TO KEEP SECRET.

"WELL, SAM, THIS IS NOTHING TO KEEP SECRET."

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THIS IS WONDERFUL. WHY ARE YOU CONCEALING IT?

"THIS IS WONDERFUL. WHY ARE YOU CONCEALING IT?"

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WELL, IT'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSING--

"WELL, IT'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSING--"

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A GUY MY AGE, GOING BACK TO SCHOOL.

"A GUY MY AGE, GOING BACK TO SCHOOL."

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IT'S NOT EMBARRASSING. IT'S NOBLE AND FINE.

"IT'S NOT EMBARRASSING. IT'S NOBLE AND FINE."

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AND I THINK IT'S VERY INSPIRATIONAL.

"AND I THINK IT'S VERY INSPIRATIONAL."

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LET'S TELL EVERYONE.

"LET'S TELL EVERYONE."

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NO, COME ON, YOU KNOW HOW THE GUYS WOULD MAKE FUN OF ME.

"NO, COME ON, YOU KNOW HOW THE GUYS WOULD MAKE FUN OF ME."

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SAM, NO ONE ENJOYS TEASING YOU

"SAM, NO ONE ENJOYS TEASING YOU"

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MORE THAN I DO,

"MORE THAN I DO,"

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AND I REFRAINED.

"AND I REFRAINED."

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THAT'S TRUE. ALL RIGHT, WHAT THE HAY? LET'S DO IT.

"THAT'S TRUE. ALL RIGHT, WHAT THE HAY? LET'S DO IT."

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ALL RIGHT.

"ALL RIGHT."

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