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Clips from Big Momma's House 2

"Don't get snatched up. Now get upstairs and finish your homework."
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"I got Mace."
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"What is going on? Did you just threaten my daughter?"
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"- Oh, that's no threat. I do carry Mace."
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"Hey. Big Momma, I think we need to talk."
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"Good, Id love to. How about 9:00 in the morning?"
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"- That's when I watch Regis. - I don't think that it can wait."
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"If you had checked the peg board, you would've seen..."
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"that Carrie had a violin lesson and Andrew had tutoring."
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"Tutoring? The boys only two years old."
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"I want my children to be able to seize every opportunity that they can."
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"And they might want to go to Harvard. And if they do..."
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"I want to make sure that that is a possibility."
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"Andrew is jumpin' off the cabinets, eatin' Brillo pads."
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"He's not goin' to Harvard. You can get that out your head right now."
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"And besides, if you had noticed, there was quite a bit of housework for you to do."
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"Yeah, I - I been meanin' to talk to you about that."
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"Those red pegs, you might wanna go easy on em, all right?"
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, Big Momma has an appointment."
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"- Well, what about dinner? - I already ate, but thank you."
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"- Uh, okay, this is Agent Keneally."
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"Please advise. I just made B.M. in the back of a cab."
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"Uh, you did what in the back of the cab?"
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"Big Momma! I just made B - I saw Big Momma in the back of a cab."
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"And now I'm going to get V.D."
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"Visual data. I'm going - Never mind."
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"This is where I need you to carry me and make it snappy."
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"Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am."
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"If you favor those eyes, I suggest you keep em on the road."
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"- On the road. - Yes, ma'am. Yeah."
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"- Hello, Bob."
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"Sherri. You-You shouldn't even be back here."
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"- Where is he? - How could I possibly know?"
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"Oh, come on, Bob. He's got a locator. Every agent has one implanted in their phone."
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"That is a silly, outrageous-"
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"- How did you know that? - Bob..."
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"I am eight-and-a-half-months pregnant."
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"My feet are swollen, and my back is killing me."
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"I have peed 52 times today, and you don't even wanna know what's going on with my nipples."
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"- Can I at least guess? - Bob, if you don't tell me where he is..."
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"- right now- - Okay."
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"Agent location, West Hills Mall."
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"- Agent location, West Hills Mall. - Thanks, Bob."
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"- What's, um-What's a good place to go surfing around here? - Oh, Huntington Beach."
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"- Really? - Beautiful."
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"- It's so gorgeous. Hey."
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"I'm sorry. I gotta go."
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"I've been walking around for an hour looking for you."
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"- I was busy, if you hadn't noticed."
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"Very, very specific encrypted notation."
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"I'm not concerned about encryption."
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"Ooh."
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"Wife?"
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"Been there."
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"Ooh."
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"Ooh!"
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"Sherri? Baby-"
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"- Where is she? - Who?"
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"- Who's Carrie, Malcolm? No."
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"- Where is the Carrie girl? - Baby, you got that all-"
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"- No- - Which one of you is Carrie?"
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"Baby."
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"Baby. Sherri."
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"- Is your name Carrie? - No, baby. That's not no Carrie."
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"- You got it all wrong. - Malcolm Turner, F.B.I.?"
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"- F.B.I.?"
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"You're on a case. Malcolm, you promised."
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"Wanna explain these?"
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"And you drag my Big Momma into this?"
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"- I didn't drag no Big Momma into this. - No, no. Just her breasts."
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"I don't think nobody's talkin' to you."
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"- Sherri. Come- - Let her go. Now we got something to talk about."
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"- I got Bishop. - Where is he?"
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"Right over- He's right over-"
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"- Wait-Where- - Lets go."
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"- Lets go. Knock it off."
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"- Aw. - Um, Malcolm, what are these made off? Like a buckwheat husk?"
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"This is him, right? - Yeah."
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"He's a hacker. Goes by the name of Bishop."
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"He's about as good as they get. There's no question he could've pulled this off."
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"Are you sure you can find this guy Bishop?"
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"Cause right now he's our only lead."
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"Well, he was checkin' out board shops. He's a surfer, all right."
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"There's no way he'd come to Cali and not check out the waves."
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"I'm gonna find him. I'm telling you. I'm gonna find him."
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"- Agent Keneally stays with you the whole time. - Aw."
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"- He's your new partner. - You've got to be kiddin'.."
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"And, Turner, you blow your cover and this worm gets out..."
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"you'll not only lose your job - you're goin' to jail."
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"Oh, and do not blow your cover as Big Momma."
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"- Ooh. - Big Momma?"
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"Mrs. Fuller, can we do this some other time?"
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"No, we cant."
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"I came home tonight, and you were nowhere to be found."
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"The kids had not done their homework. I looked around. There were dirty dishes everywhere."
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"And then I found this."
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"You threw our laundry in the garbage."
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"Big Momma, you don't wanna cook, you don't wanna clean..."
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"and you obviously don't respect what I'm trying to do with my children."
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"You mean keep em so busy that they don't realize that you and your husband are never around?"
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"Ooh. I didn't mean to say that."
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"I want you out of the house first thing in the morning."
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"Mrs. Fuller?"
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"But Mrs. Fuller?"
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"Hey, baby. Just wanted to leave you a message..."
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"tell you I'm sorry I lied..."
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"and I love you."
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"I hope you still want to hear that."
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"Oh. This feels good."
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"- Huh?"
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"Oh, Ponch, that's no way for a dog to act."
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"I got somethin for you."
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"This'll help you get over the wood chipper."
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"All right? Here's a little sippy-sip for you."
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"- Yeah. Id have a drink with you..."
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"but I gotta go to work."
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"Yeah. Go on and get your tilt on, all right?"
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"- I know that you're busy. - Yeah."
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"All I'm saying is I could use a little bit of help."
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